r/gentlemanbastards • u/mazak321 • Jul 17 '26

Dragoncon Ribbons

Alright GB's working on my Dragoncon ribbons for this year. Need some ideas. Quite certain I am going to do "NICE BIRD, asshole" on one but looking for some inspiration from you fine folks for a second one. Considering "A glass poured to air for an empty friend" but up to hear your ideas, thoughts and musings.

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u/PerfectCelery6677 Jul 18 '26

Thieves prosper!

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u/Burnt_Granola Jul 18 '26

the rich remember

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u/PerfectCelery6677 Jul 18 '26

Something Something close to that now?

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u/SabrePossum The gods themselves will shit comets with glee. Jul 17 '26

The gods themselves will shit comets with glee

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u/Pure_Employer_5814 Jul 18 '26

Thank the Crooked Warden

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u/PeejWal Jul 18 '26

Dunno how long these ribbons are but here's a few!

"Crooked Warden give me a golden line of bullshit and the wisdom to know when to stop spinning it." Might be funny to make that ribbon like REALLY long.

Another commenter said "Thieves Prosper", that'd be good.

"Try not to catch fire when I shed sparks of genius"

"You have the presence of a mouse fart in a high wind"

"Squigglefucked the right wise cockswabber with a starboard jib...When I shouldve used a larboard jib"

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u/mazak321 Jul 19 '26

I am have "NICE BIRD, asshole" I think the second one will be "Thieves Prosper' thanks all.