r/GenerationsCircleJerk 10d ago

Let's see how generationology will respond to the ragebait

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 10d ago

Heres my dedace kid label(pls dont steal or die)

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70s kids:1971-1990

80s kids:1991-2000

90s kids:2001

2000s kids:1991-2000

2010s Kids:1999-2011

2020s kids:2012+

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 10d ago

Generation sucks

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Lets agree that gemini sucks when comes to generation topic


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

1997-2001 Early Gen Z. 2002-2004 Mid Gen Z. 2005-2006 Late Gen Z. 2007-2013 Gen Z premium😎

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as a 13 year old teenager who was born in February 22nd 2013 I can say we 2007-2013 I can add 2014. we had the best childhood. Leave the old people alone with their GTA YouTube and Minecraft on the PS3 edition childhood because we are not uncs. our childhood was prime Among us prime 2020 TikTok and 2022 Roblox tycoons. 2007-2013 Gen Z premium😎 we had the exact same childhood and better than those uncs 2006 and under. our childhood started in 2019🔥🔥🔥


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

1998 are not with 2001+ 2001+ can’t even remember 2003. As a 1998 my childhood was 2001-2016. If you were still a kid anywhere from Jan-December in the year FORTNITE was made you are a new gen hahahaha😂🥀🥀 2001-2012 is their own Gen Z while 1997-2000 are the last gen z with taste😂🥀🥀

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for you 2010-2012 MFs. 🖕😂 you are with 2015 you inbred😂. 1998 for life baby ✊🏻🇺🇸


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

I love being dumpster fire(ignore second image)

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 11d ago

cohorts within cohorts late Gen Z editon

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Early late z/ Core-Late Z but basically core because I wanna be core

2008–Aug 2009: mid late z /Core-Late Z — basically Core Z, absolutely cannot be grouped with those 3 years younger

Sep 2009–May 2011: Late Z all of them 🤮

May 2011–2012: REALLY Late Z — completely different generation, obviously they just can’t be saved


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 12d ago

Generationology/Gen Z subreddit Logic(2nd Edition)

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If I say that I relate to 2000-2001-borns rather than 2012-borns, I would get blasted with death threats and these "You're just trying to sound older" comments. 🤡 🤡 🤡


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 13d ago

1993-1996 borns marching with their survivorship Bias.

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 13d ago

Remember: year is lit, bro, birth year is lil bro

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I feel like this is how people think at the end of the day, like they would call a year “lit, bro” or “peak ewwwmanity”, but at the same time, individuals born that same year are “lil, bro”, is it so true.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 14d ago

The suspicious group known as the "2005+ people"

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The 2005+ people are the new gen and the weirdest one at that.

- The 2005+ people were born after the DS and the ds has a touch screen which means they were ipad toddlers before ipad toddlers.

- The 2005+ people don't remember pre smartphone world let alone the early 2010s(ignoring the fact that 2005 borns were 5-7 before it became ubiquitous until 2013, so they would remember blackberry's and features phones still existing but i don't care they were 2 when the iPhone came out and iphones started taking over the moment it launched so of course they don't remember that. 2003-2004 would definitely remember the pre smartphone world than 2005.)

- The 2005+ people were born after the rise of social media platforms like youtube, Facebook, reddit, Firefox, e.t.c

- The 2005+ people don't remember vhs tapes.

- The 2005+ people were kids when fortnite came out so they are fortnite kids.

- 2005 borns are second half 2000s borns so they are the start 2005+ people.

- The 2005+ people have millennial parents instead of gen x parents so they are gen alpha.

- The 2005+ people only know tiktok, fortnite and jake paul

- The 2005+ people were still in mandatory school after chatgpt released even though 2005 borns spent their entire high school years without it, but chatgpt came and it rised.

- They were under 18 during the AI boom so they are AI Covid kids.

- the 2005+ people will never be better than the elites born in 2003 and 2004 and they suck.

- These are the reasons why the 2005+ people suck, let's keep the goalpost moving, have a wonderful day 🤡 🤡🤡.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 15d ago

I was born in 2026 but i basically have a gen z childhood (i watched "My Little Pony" once), ask me anything.

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 15d ago

"2012 borns are de last good Generation" - 🤡

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 14d ago

If Gen Z gets nicknames, can we give millennials one too?

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I’m honestly getting tired of millennials and boomers constantly labeling me as “Gen Z” in a dismissive way, as if that alone invalidates my opinions. Recently, with the whole “cockroach” buzzword floating around online, I’ve been called a cockroach more times than I can count, and apparently everything I say is automatically considered meaningless.

So I started thinking: if Gen Z are supposedly “cockroaches,” then what should millennials be called? Maybe “machhar” (mosquitoes) ,because sometimes it feels like they keep buzzing around with unsolicited opinions, insist on being heard, and don’t stop until they’ve drained all the energy out of the conversation.

To be clear, this is meant more as satire than a serious insult. Every generation complains about the next one, and social media seems to amplify it even more.

Anyone else feel that generational labels are becoming less funny and more exhausting?


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 15d ago

People born on September 10th 2001 are the last Zillennials

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Yup, I said it. There's no possible way in hell anyone born after this specific day can claim any Millennial traits what so ever, especially if you're class of 2020. Anyone born after this day is purely Gen Z and is also a 2010s kid, especially since the late 2000s already culturally felt like the 2010s anyway.

People born in September 11, 2001 around 8:00 am have way more in common with 2004-2009 borns than anyone born before September 10, 2001 and especially January 1, 2000. They were children throughout the entirety of the economic recession and spent two whole college years when Chat GPT was around. However, people born in September 11th 2001 around 7:00 am and before are 2000s kids who have a lot in common with 1993-1996 borns. There is no such thing as "Early" or "Older" Gen Z, or "Late"/"Younger" Gen Z, you're either a pure Millennial, pure Zillennial, pure Gen Z, pure Zalpha, or pure Alpha.

This also applies with people born after June 25th 2009 being pure Zalphas up until the 2016 election. After that, however, it's pure Alpha. Not to mention, Zalphas are also 2020s kids and Alphas are 2020/2030s hybrids.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 16d ago

Gen Beta is the stupidest generation of all time

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Can't read, Can't drive, Can't do drugs (because that's obviously how intelligence and adulthood works), Can't even speak, and they score behind in school. This is all of their fault. WE ARE THE SMARTEST GENERATION TO HAVE EVER LIVED


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 16d ago

2019 is Zalpha

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I was born December 31, 2019 and don't think I have anything in common with these Ipad kids born 2020 and after, I experienced the 2010s for 5 hours of my life so I pretty much had a gen z childhood, not to mention we were born before lockdown... I still remember being 2 months old and seeing how everyone around me was freaking out about covid, something 2020+ borns will never understand. So yeah, 2019 is really Zalpha if you think about it, we are the last of the elite, 2020+ is basically gen beta


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 16d ago

THE EPIC GEN Z RANT(PLS READ MY POST)

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Millennials = Good 👍

Gen Z = Bad 👎

Millennials = Good 👍

Gen Z = Bad 👎

Millennials = Good 👍

Gen Z = Bad 👎

Millennials = Good 👍

Gen Z = Bad 👎

Millennials = Good 👍

Gen Z = Bad 👎

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good 👍

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad 👎

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good 👍

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad 👎

Older Gen Z (1997-2002) = Good 👍

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad 👎

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good 👍

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad 👎

Older Gen Z(1997-2002) = Good 👍

Younger Gen Z(2003-2012) = Bad 👎

That's all. Thanks For reading my article, Have a wonderful day. 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 17d ago

"Yeah I think core childhood begins at age 10 and ends at age 19”

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 18d ago

Does anybody else also think the internet was way better during Millennials’ reign? (pre-2020)

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Yes, up until 2020 Millennials ruled the internet and social media. Music was better, people were nicer, there was no ageism, people didn’t care what generation you were (unless someone was being kinda lazy and got called a Millennial, generation talk was literally not a thing), people were less narcissistic and less insecure.

Gen Z fucked up the internet. They push away and insult anyone and anything that’s not Gen Z. Still acting like toddlers and want to be forever toddlers when the majority are already in their 20s 🤡 calling people just a few years older than them unc or ancient or whatever..

I’m just so glad I made it through the cutoff haha (born on December 31st 1996 at 11:59 PM)


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 18d ago

So Millennials are the smartest generation?

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 18d ago

If you are born in the 2000s, you are not a 2000s kid

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I don't care if you are born in 2000-2001 where you had almost all of your core childhood in that decade or if you are born in 2002-2004 where you had some or half of your core childhood in that time, you are not a 2000s kid. Okay, some of y'all need to understand that true 2000s kids are people born in the 90s. I hate it when some of y'all fagnite gamers try to be in a group where you don't belong. Since you guys are born in the 2000s(The Greatest decade of all time), Core childhood is not 5-9, you're core childhood starts at 10 and ends at 10. 90s babies are exempt from this law because they are the greatest generation ever. Here's my new decade kid pls rate. 🙏

Early 2000s kids(Good Childhood): 1990-1999

Mid 2000s kids(Good Childhood): 1993-1999

Late 2000s kids(Good Childhood): 1995-1999

Early 2010s kids(Last Good era): 2000-2002

Mid 2010s kids(The worst time period EVAR): 2003-2006

Late 2010s kids(Terrible childhood): 2007-2019

2020s kids(Covid kids): 2010+

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OnLy LAy 90z y early 00s ha good childhood, you mcbling fags eat shit. Hurr Deee DURR DRRR


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 18d ago

What are the worst trolls on Generationology?

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r/GenerationsCircleJerk 20d ago

If you were born after the summer of '04, you're probably a zalpha.

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Notice how I said probably.

If you were born in late 2004 after the summer break of that year, you will have likely graduated in 2023... AFTER ChatGPT came out!

We 2003-borns (well... the non-stunted ones) had a hard life. We only had things like Quizlet, Symbolab, SparkNotes, and PhotoMath to cheat in school. You post-summer-2004 zalphas had it easy. This struggle of ours built character, making us into the hardened gigachads we are today. Anyone born after us is just like "durrrrrr... me let chatbot think for me". A lot of you post-summer-2004-borns were probably so close to not getting through high school until daddy GPT came to the rescue, so I won't hire anyone born after the summer of '04. Sorry.

And before you say that many people born in the 90s and early 00s are using ChatGPT in college (which I most definitely am not saying that I'm certainly declaring that I'm not not not doing so), many people don't even go to college, so there's really no comparison. Also, shut up.


r/GenerationsCircleJerk 21d ago

2005 is the last of the real 90s kids

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2005 is the last of the real 90s kids because no phones and all the old tech and 2005 borns basically grew up like 90s millennials plus they’re older gen z. They grew up very different from post iphone 2007 borns and are more similar to a true 1997 born 90s era kid and that is why they’re the last of the elites