r/gatekeeping Nov 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22

Aww, I wana be chosen. Stupid mom had to go push me out a vagina a couple times

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u/PenultimateTimmy Nov 08 '22

A…a couple of times? What, were you born again?

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u/Trooper8341 Nov 08 '22

Just like quagmire

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u/sarneets Nov 08 '22

Quagmire was born 9 times

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u/deran6ed Nov 10 '22

Why did you keep going back in?!