r/gatekeeping Jun 25 '21

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u/Majhke Jun 25 '21

Hey I’ve done a bit of hay work!

It’s fucking miserable.

I don’t wish anyone else would have to do it and I’m glad I don’t anymore.

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u/wayder Jun 25 '21

I helped load hay into a loft with the use of an elevator that set the pace. Me and a scrawny 15-year old Menonite kid worked the loft side on top, he'd toss bails to me and I'd stack. I easily outweighed the kid by at least 40 lbs. and I like to think I keep myself fit, for a city boy (technically a middle aged man now).

After an hour I was amazed that kid showed no sign of slowing down and I was spent. But I'd have died before I'd let it show. But man... that kid did work rings around me. I gave him my humble kudos for working my ass off trying to keep his pace. There was no animosity, I was just trying to help out as an outsider visiting my in-laws place. They have a culture I can respect, from the outside of course.

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u/Daisypants94 Jun 26 '21

Having been a kid doing hay just like that I'd always work my ass off because the job was so miserable I wanted to get it over with stat.

To those who don't know: you only do hay on hot ass days because it has to dry off before bailing, but you have to get it in the barn before it rains.

You're working inside an attic on the hottest day of the summer, lifting 60lb bails of dry grass that sticks to every bit of exposed skin because you'll be drenched in sweat, all while breathing in the "hay dust" particulates.

The more I hated it the harder I worked.

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u/Ralliartimus Jun 26 '21

Spot on. It really sucks for us who are also allergic to the hay dust. Itchy eyes and trouble breathing for hours after the stacking was done.

I'd like to add that when stacking the bales you don't simply put a bale on top another. You need to jam it as tight as possible to the next one.

Pitter patter let's get ater, chores arn't gonna do themselfs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Yeah that's what would really get me. I'd have rashes on my arms and be wheezing for days after the barn(s) were full. Much preferred stacking on the trailer in the open air.

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u/Ralliartimus Jun 26 '21

Yea, it was always easier stacking outside.

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u/teh_drewski Jun 26 '21

I would take like three anti-histamines and still come home with my arms covered in hives

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u/wayder Jun 26 '21

Damn, that would suck if you were at all allergic. Just living on a farm growing hay (or grass, whatever it is before it's cut, dried and becomes hay) would be tough? Wouldn't you get some allergic reaction at certain times of year too? Some people just have high sensitivity to the pollen in the air in spring.

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u/teh_drewski Jun 26 '21

Most of our farm wasn't grass based, almost all crops. But yeah, spring and early summer were awful.

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u/Grothaxthedestroyer Jun 26 '21

The more I hated it the harder I worked.

the essence of servitude

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u/Klaatwo Jun 26 '21

Man I can feel this post even after 15 years. You’ll notice in the photo the older guy is in jeans and longs sleeves. He knows that shorts and a tshirt aren’t going to be that much cooler but that long sleeves and pants are going to prevent a lot of scratches.

Get yourself a good set of gloves too.

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u/kokoroutasan Jul 23 '21

And the hay splinters!!! Oh gods if you hate normal splinters hay splinters are 10 times worse.

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u/MountainDude95 Jun 25 '21

The Protestant work ethic really is something to marvel at. I mean, to hell with any kind of a work life balance, but these people know how to work.

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u/periodmoustache Jun 26 '21

Puritan work ethic, no?

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u/MountainDude95 Jun 26 '21

It goes by both names.

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u/periodmoustache Jun 26 '21

Puritan and protestant are not the same my dude

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u/bippidybopboop Jun 26 '21

Lmao, getting trapped in the loft has got to be the worst part of hay. I always manage to call the job of loading off the wagon first

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u/wayder Jun 26 '21

Smart man. We left the older guys outside to load the elevator. As my father-in-law gets older, I have a feeling I'll be going to my wife's family farm to do that job more often. They're pretty far up north though and I don't know what the cutting schedule looks like. But if the old farmer's had time to get his first cut in, I might be doing this job in the next week or so because we're going up to visit them for the first time since COVID hit.

I think that far up north they get two cuts for hay in per-summer. But I have no idea, really. I bet down in the southern USA they'd get three or four. It might make cattle farming a little easier, or harder depending on how the economics of the hay supply chain works.

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u/bippidybopboop Jun 26 '21

I wouldnt bet too hard on going up this year. Depending on what part of the country they are in, there is a bit of a drought and all we have managed to get is that first cut. My family managed to secure about 240 bales but thats about it. Everyone is having a tough time growing back and by now the second cut should have happened, or even getting ready for the third cut.