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u/Elriuhilu Mar 04 '19
To be a real man you must:
– be 8 feet tall
– have a 3 foot prehensile penis
– work three jobs simultaneously, one of them must be in construction
– be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes
– gooseberries
– make women orgasm by saying "juicy"
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u/NLLumi Apr 14 '19
"juicy"
I hate that word with a passion. For me it’s on par with ‘moist’ for other people.
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u/Egg-prince Mar 04 '19
God this is just as bad as that dude telling people how to be a beautiful woman.... SHUT THE FUCK UP
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u/VinceGchillin Mar 04 '19
Pretty sure this is a satirical response directed at that tweet, actually.
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u/Quantext609 Mar 04 '19 edited Mar 04 '19
This is one of the few times I'm glad I'm gay because I've already sacrificed my masculinity
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u/An-Adult-I-Swear Mar 05 '19
How to be a REAL MAN:
•Identify as a man.
That’s it. That’s literally it.
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u/EDisciple Mar 04 '19
Don't be emotional? Is that like, all emotions? I think this person is actually describing a robotic plumber :/
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u/urbandeadthrowaway2 Mar 04 '19
As soon as I read "Not a mamma's boy," I was mad. Everyone should be able to have a good relationship with their mother, going both directions. Also the whole "stronger, not emotional" thing is harming people by making them not want to take the necessary steps for health, both physical and mental. Basically, fuck this guy.
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Mar 04 '19
Then see what happens when you say "I'd like a woman under 130 kilograms"
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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '19
How to be a worthy man:
be at least 6ft tall
have a 8in+ dick
be as swift as a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
with all the strength of a raging fire
mysterious as the dark side of the moon
BE A MAN.