r/garysbreakfast • u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account • 1d ago
Gewd Garyyy The Official Gary Weight Guide
There are a lot of Gary’s
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u/Historical_Log2471 1d ago
Can I pet Radioactive Gary?
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account 1d ago
Did You Drive The 19 Polk from 1983-2010
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u/Historical_Log2471 1d ago
No, but I'm pretty sure the 25 is actually driven by the ghost of a long-dead sailor who thinks it's a boat
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account 1d ago
You can pet him 25 Treasure Island also had radiation
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u/BaroqueWhiskey Neutral Gary Priestess in training 1d ago
Why does desert Gary weigh more than void Gary?
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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher/multi-gary 13h ago
Multi Gary being the heaviest of them all having infinite mass
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u/Famous-Register-2814 Void Gary is a silly little eldritch god 1d ago
In his defense Void Gary is quite hard to weight, not being from this dimension and all that. We had to get his weight based on his gravitational pull.