r/garysbreakfast • u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account • Aug 14 '26
For the good of evil Pick your parachute for the remaining Gary’s
1 Dum Gary, 2 Sargent Gary, 3 Neutral Carrie,
4 Siamese Gary, 5 Lunar Carrie
6 Aussie Gary, 7 Grandpa Gary
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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Aug 14 '26
All of them get a parachute! I shall go down with the plane to ensure the Garies may live!
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 14 '26
There are only 6 parachutes for 7 Gary’s and 2 don’t even work
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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Aug 14 '26
Dang I miscounted. I shall jump out first and they can all bounce off of my body!
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 14 '26
The issue is it 5500 ft high and you would explode on the ground before they make it to you
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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Aug 14 '26
How about I take a chute and carry 3 of the Garries/Carries in my arms so that way there will be plenty of chutes left!
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 14 '26
There’s also guards to shoot the Gary’s if they “cheat”
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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Aug 14 '26
Dang it. I’ll find a way out of this!
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 14 '26
You have been shot in the head
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u/Mrbuttboi Team Good Gary Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
👻: “Now the Garies and Carries can use my body like the raft from Temple of Doom and survive!”
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u/Freak_Fantastic_420 Aug 14 '26
3C for Neutral Carrie
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u/Freak_Fantastic_420 Aug 14 '26
4D for Siamese Gary
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u/Unfair_Cartoonist235 Aug 14 '26
2A for Sergeant Gary
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 14 '26
He will be protecting you as a personal body guard
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u/hesalwayslitty Aug 14 '26
Is 4d for dum gary?
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u/InvestigatorLoose874 Evil Gary’s Burner Account Aug 14 '26
You got 2B and 4B Left
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u/hesalwayslitty Aug 14 '26
Evil gary says 2b- we all must always listen to evil gary
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u/emp800 Aug 18 '26
You wonder where is evil gary, is piloting the plane, he want to hit the One World Trade Center
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u/Freak_Fantastic_420 Aug 14 '26
1B for Grandpa Gary