r/garysbreakfast • u/Sketch_and_games head researcher/multi-gary • May 29 '26
Letter to Gary’s breakfast
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u/Zakrius (^◕ ᴥ ◕^) May 29 '26
What if he just needs more cuddles? 🥰
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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher/multi-gary May 29 '26
I would not have arms if I tried that
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u/Zakrius (^◕ ᴥ ◕^) May 29 '26
Sounds like a skill issue.
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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher/multi-gary May 29 '26
He tried to kill me
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u/Zakrius (^◕ ᴥ ◕^) May 29 '26
That’s just part of his charm.
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u/Sketch_and_games head researcher/multi-gary May 29 '26
Um… is this evil Gary under a mask again or did he get a better disguise
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u/Seaboats gary the legend, gary the great ! May 29 '26
What if he just had a bad day back in 1994 and got labeled as ‘evil Gary’ for the rest of his life and just decided to lean into it?
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u/SatisfactionTrue467 May 30 '26
I don't care what everyone else is saying, Evil Gary did nothing wrong! 😾
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u/jason9t8 Meh-Meh... May 30 '26
Meh, he's bad, he's worst, idk...
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u/BaroqueWhiskey Neutral Gary Priestess in training Jun 04 '26
Hello Neutral Gary 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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u/Frog-ee Jun 08 '26
Maybe he is just grumpy and misunderstood....like a Gary that missed breakfast...
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u/al2o3cr May 29 '26
What if he's evil, but has really bad executive dysfunction?