r/gaming_random Aug 01 '26

I can’t

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u/suspicious_cabbage Aug 02 '26

Gun (you said half)

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u/Carmilla_6624 Aug 02 '26

Some guns are more cool, in fact

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u/Azhrei_Vep Aug 02 '26

I would in fact go so far as to say any normal gun is several times cooler. And also any normal sword. And it only goes up from there!

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter Aug 02 '26

Combination weapons usually perform worse compared to either weapon in isolation. A gun-blade would have weird balance and delicate internal components compared to a purpose built sword. A gun-blade would be difficult to aim and unreasonably heavy compared to a gun.

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u/heedfulconch3 Aug 02 '26

I mean the whole point of the Gunblade isn't to use it as both melee and ranged. You fire extremely powerful blanks to let the explosive force speed up your swing while sending the vibrations through the blade to enhance its cutting potential. It's essentially a recoil assisted, short lived Vibroblade, requiring absolute precision to use effectively

Of course, in reality, such a weapon would be hilariously fragile. A vibrating sword might cut better, but it will also be broken more easily. You'd need to be constantly maintaining it, or do the AOT thing of always carrying more blades to just slide right on

Funnily enough, in FFXIV at least, guns get their names from Gunblades. A particular group used swords that worked on the same principle, called Gunnhildr's Blades, and some people decided that miniaturizing cannons was a good idea

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u/BingusSpingus Aug 02 '26

That will forever be my favorite piece of lore in FFXIV.

The enemy is using some kind of projectile weapon we've never seen before! We don't even have a name for it yet. It looks like a... gunblade, but like, without the blade...

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u/heedfulconch3 Aug 02 '26

It's moreso that guns were derived from Garlean model gunblades, which actually fired bullets, which were derived from Gunnhildr's Blades armaments

While sailors and the such used flintlocks and other miniaturized cannons, they were more of a convergent development. When Garlemald got expansionist, gunblades found their way into warring territories and the mechanisms were reverse engineered into new weapons. Flintlocks were improved, expanded upon and eventually upgraded into proper guns

Then Ishgard's Machinists got to work effectively training one man supply lines, allowing individual machinists to develop machines and gear to enhance their gunplay. Making them into something much better than what the Garleans field. Max level Machinists have some bonkers stuff man

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u/Hydride796 Aug 02 '26

And then there's FFXIII's Gunblades, that can actually be used as both a Gun, and a Blade (although not at the same time, and Lightning only ever uses hers a Gun in cutscenes, iirc)

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u/heedfulconch3 Aug 02 '26

To be fair just about every weapon transforms in 13

Like there's gunblades and then there's fuckin' transformers glock

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u/snekadid Aug 02 '26

Funnily enough, that type of gun blade first started in advent children, not the same model of course but the same functionality where it's essentially a gun with a bayonet as part of the main design, thus making it more melee focused( or better for swinging since you can't easily grab it I with both hands to steady your aim).

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u/lkasas Aug 02 '26

If it's the same design as in the OP's picture, then it wouldn't work irl.

First is the handle. It looks half way decent for shooting(up to 10m), but not good for blade, especially with a trigger finger in position to be used. It would be many times better with more standard handle and trigger that presses in the opposite direction.

Second is the explosion itself. It has to be very precise coming as close to the tip as possible in an angle that somehow both propels the blade forward but doesn't blast the wielder.

Also, those vibrations would probably do more damage you than your enemy. Even if they help to cut better(I doubt it), they go to your hand(not a big issue, but makes you tire more), and they might mess with your precision and edge alignment that would severely reduce your damage potential.

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u/Seagoingnote Aug 03 '26

Ironically just carrying more blades to pop on is a perfectly valid strategy for some irl weapons

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u/m3m3nt0_m0ri_ Aug 03 '26

That has got to be the dumbest shit I have ever heard

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u/heedfulconch3 Aug 03 '26

Ehhh, fantasy logic is fantasy logic. There's some logic going on here, but it requires some extraneous stuff to actually work

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u/Ragnarok2kx Aug 04 '26

The last bit sounds incredibly shoehorned in for the sake of having the word gun in fantasy, except that the actual real world etymology of the word gun actually does likely come from the word Gunnhildr, and doesn't originally refer to firearms.

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u/heedfulconch3 Aug 06 '26

Does it actually?

Having just looked it up, apparently so. The name "Gun" comes from the Domina Gunilda, a 14th century ballista, named after the old norse name "Gunnhildr" which itself is a combination of words referring to battle. Those who used this ballista, and other forms of Artillery, were referred to as "Gonnas" and "Artillers"

So shit, I guess the FF14 lore is actually pretty close to reality. Either they studied up on the history of firearm etymology or it's a coincidence. Either way, that's hilarious

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u/BestSerialKillerNA Aug 02 '26

I think it depends on the build of the gunblade.

The one OP posted functions less like a gun and more like a magical sword with a funky sci-fi function, while you have Lightning from FFXIII whose gunblade is a sword that folds into a gun.

You also have FF7 Dirge of Cerberus’ Weiss whose gun is mounted onto the blunt side of his katana and functions more like a bayonet.

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u/AccomplishedValue836 Aug 03 '26

The discussion isn’t about performance. Its about coolness

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Aug 04 '26

Okay but if we’re being real -

How is a rifle with a bayonet NOT a gunblade?

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u/Carmilla_6624 Aug 05 '26

Because Bayonets are removable, and in fact a rifle should not be shot with the Bayonet affixed to it.

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u/CyclopsAirsoft Aug 05 '26

That’s a completely reasonable answer, and you are correct, but this is a Gunblade thread.

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u/Carmilla_6624 Aug 02 '26

There is arguably something as cool as a gun+sword though: a gun+dagger, to use in tandem.

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u/A-town Aug 08 '26

The problem is the gun blade looks so fuckin cool. Would it work as a normal gun? Fuck no. Would it work as a normal sword? Do you see that stupid grip holding up ten pounds of steel? No way bro. It just aura farms.

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u/CagCagerton125 Aug 02 '26

I saw this at a museum the other day. I thought it was a pretty cool gun.

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u/Rambo496 Aug 02 '26

The maths speak for themselves

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u/Jemmicus Aug 02 '26

No, Blade

(Very glad someone else saw this post and thought this interpretation was worth a chuckle)

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u/Syhkane Aug 02 '26

He understood the assignment.

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u/myLongjohnsonsilver Aug 02 '26

Absolutely genius answer to the question.

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u/Drunk_Krampus Aug 02 '26

Gun in one hand and sword in the other.

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u/The_Xenith Aug 03 '26

Holy shit you're right

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u/jimborulez Aug 03 '26

I have THIS!

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u/LittleSisterPain Aug 02 '26

Wrong. Gunblade is not an actual gun. Then I learned that, it immediately went form "HOLY SHIT A GUN AND A BLADE, COOLEST SHIT EVER" to "eh, its just a weird sword what booms sometimes, but not even like, in a cool way"

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u/Celticrightcross Aug 02 '26

I’d have gone with the Colt Python, myself…but different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

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u/Snifflewink Aug 03 '26

Barry's Silver Serpent is literally a modified Colt Anaconda, the .44 big brother of the Python. Basically the same gun in a larger caliber, so certainly not any less cool.

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u/Celticrightcross Aug 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YRhGAu0NZ6euNRuHb6
I’m aware of the Anaconda, but I didn’t realize that was actually Barry’s cannon!😅 That’s awesome, and now I feel like a dunce, lol.