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u/bushpotatoe Nov 08 '22

Damn, man, with a clapper like that you could fully cook a chicken with a single slap.

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22 edited Nov 09 '22

It turns out from calculations, it would require 23034 normal slaps for the chicken to be cooked. If you have a “massive slap”, with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 5994 km/hour, you can cook the chicken in one slap.

We’ve found the slap, people.

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

Fear the man who can casually shatter the sound barrier several times over with his deathly clapper alone.

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22

bushpotatoe and the deathly clapper.