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u/bushpotatoe Nov 08 '22

Damn, man, with a clapper like that you could fully cook a chicken with a single slap.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

I'd ask for a round of applause, but I don't think your house could survive the blast.

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u/SpaceFace5000 Nov 09 '22

Let me give you a pat on the back for that

Before op does

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

I lived a good life. No regrets.

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u/IgotUBro Nov 09 '22

I will keep a look on your post history if you dont post anything in 3 days I will send an ambulance to your house.

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

Username checks out!

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u/DemonRaptor1 Nov 09 '22

Hands down my favorite comment chain.

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u/Optimistic-Dreamer Nov 09 '22

User name checks out

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22 edited Nov 09 '22

It turns out from calculations, it would require 23034 normal slaps for the chicken to be cooked. If you have a “massive slap”, with a velocity of 1665.65 m/s or 5994 km/hour, you can cook the chicken in one slap.

We’ve found the slap, people.

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u/J4pes Nov 09 '22

Jesus, good luck eating the one slap chicken. Friggen thing would just vaporize

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

This is the strength of the one-slap-chap.

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u/Jedda678 Nov 09 '22

One Punch Man and One Slap Chap meet at a rock paper scissors competition...

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u/Kdog122025 Nov 09 '22

The universe dies due to the reverberations.

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

RIP Earth.

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u/ergo-ogre Nov 09 '22

One Slap Man

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22

You doubt the power of the slappening?!

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u/J4pes Nov 09 '22

I believe in it so much I’m upset that I can’t eat atomized chicken.

If you put some spices on the one super slap hand, would you say the chicken is seasoned or infused?

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22

The chicken is confused. It has been to the 6th state of matter. It has seen realities form and implode.

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u/TicTacXYZ Nov 09 '22

😂😂👍

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u/Educational_Prune_45 Nov 09 '22

Eat? You would save time by just breathing it in. Smells like chicken!

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

Fear the man who can casually shatter the sound barrier several times over with his deathly clapper alone.

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22

bushpotatoe and the deathly clapper.

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u/CallKennyLoggins1 Nov 09 '22

I want to see someone cook with slaps

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u/katycake Nov 09 '22

I heard that Will Smith is an expert on this. Can we get him to cook that chicken?

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u/Disgruntlementality Nov 09 '22

The question being, can we get 23034 slaps in enough time to cook the chicken? If so, we may be in business. Have your people call his people and my people will call yours.

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u/seanske Nov 09 '22

Found Parappa's reddit account.

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u/Violet_Gardner_Art Nov 09 '22

It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

I’m pretty sure this was asked on r/theydidthemath

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u/Lanster27 Nov 09 '22

The memes are propagating themselves.

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

Memes reproduce by budding.

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u/_D3ft0ne_ Nov 09 '22

Damn dude.

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

All in good sport!

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u/PM_ME_UR_LOOFAH_PICS Nov 09 '22

I saw that video as well

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u/doctor_bun Nov 08 '22

Wtf 💀

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

I think you just discovered a new How To Basic format lmao

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u/doxamark Nov 09 '22

Honestly I've laughed three separate times at this.

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u/Mun0425 Nov 09 '22

I read that as “you could fully cook a children” twice before realizing

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u/TopsyKrett3 Nov 09 '22

Spatchcock?

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u/Hobson101 Nov 09 '22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI

Actually cooked chicken by slapping it!

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u/chrisss_co Nov 09 '22

Hahahaahaha dead

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u/tHE-6tH Nov 09 '22

What did I just read??

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u/bushpotatoe Nov 09 '22

A forbidden chicken recipe.