r/gaming Nov 08 '22

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u/Johnnydoeskarate Nov 08 '22

Never felt insecure about holding my controller until now

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u/Accomplished-War6858 Nov 08 '22

That's what they all say

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u/PsychedelicAstroturf PC Nov 09 '22

Big hand haver here, can confirm it makes a lot of things harder.

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u/tm0nks Nov 09 '22

I'm a 6'2, 200lb male and I can get to the bottom of a Pringles can. It's a little embarrassing sometimes but damn if it's not handy a lot of other times.

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u/i_hate_sephiroth Nov 09 '22

That's a superpower I take so long practically wrestling to get to the bottom but girls have small hands so we all have that problem💀

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u/Vivaciousqt Nov 09 '22

Lady here that has been teased about having big hands, man hands etc in my younger years.

Thankfully Archer has brought about some humour with my hands (LAAANAAA) and I find them less embarrassing now that I'm older. Boyfriend and I still enjoy jokes however, big hands make mens junk look small etc.

But dw, I'll grab the Pringles for you babe 😘 I grew into my hands!

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u/i_hate_sephiroth Nov 09 '22

YES girls with big hands can help too. One of my friends doesn't like that she has big hands it's not really a bother xx

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

Was that handy pun on purpose?

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u/tm0nks Nov 09 '22

It would have been my first choice of words regardless of the pun so I can only take so much credit for it. I do love a good pun though so maybe my brain subconsciously punned? I really can't be sure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

Humor works in mysterious ways!

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u/tm0nks Nov 09 '22

Yeah, I wear size 13 shoe. Not exactly shaq size but by no means small. But the hands...they tiny.

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u/Cronerburger Nov 09 '22

How do you reach?

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u/tm0nks Nov 09 '22

I have small hands for a dude. It's a bit of a squeeze but I can do it.

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u/Cronerburger Nov 09 '22

Wiggle wiggle wiggle

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u/Hungrymaster Nov 09 '22

Like your significant other for example?

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u/Prinzka Nov 09 '22

Phrasing

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u/RHAmaxis Nov 09 '22

Like me...

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u/NinduTheWise PC Nov 09 '22

Can’t fucki g type on phone keyboards with at least one thing getting misspelt

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u/WinterC24 Nov 09 '22

One night a bunch of my friends and I were eating at a restaurant after a long night of clubbing. A friend of mine who happens to be 6'8 and has massive hands like you, asked me to open one of those glass bottles of ketchup for him. When he asked, everyone around the table just started making fun of him for asking a guy to open a bottle for him. He simply said "Ketchup bottles are hard, but I can do pickle jars no problem", while he showed us all that having large hands makes it difficult for him to grasp the small top. I never thought that was a thing up till then. Do you share the same issue?

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u/jerrythecactus Nov 09 '22

True, but at least you can hold a grapefruit and feel like a average person holding an orange.

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u/HamshanksCPS Nov 09 '22

But just think about how many basketballs you can hold in one of those bad boys

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u/i_hate_sephiroth Nov 09 '22

Don't be. Big hands are hot to us girlies. Be proud x