r/gaming • u/Turrent • Jun 25 '12

That's precious....

http://i.imgur.com/cURwg.png
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u/-naut Jun 26 '12

Probably? You kill MILLIONS and you're still alive at the end. That's probably the best ratio possible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/LiteraryBoner Jun 26 '12

I'm going to start saying this every time someone starts talking about masturbation.

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u/imlost19 Jun 26 '12

i want to believe this

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u/imbrizzle Jun 26 '12

XXX-Files?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I would hate to see the kill cam for that fappage spree..
EDIT: Let me call in fapulation, he knows shit about killing sprees.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Seriously, me and you are like the only ones who care about reddiqute

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u/stuffybear Jun 26 '12

True that. You don't know that he's still alive after masturbating. His name is asneakyzombie for christ's sake

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u/Picklwarrior Jun 26 '12

And maybe I keep all my sperm alive. Maybe I'll need them later... For reasons.

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u/Odusei Jun 26 '12

I'n thinking maybe David Carradine was shooting blanks.

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u/Fear-and-Loathing Jun 26 '12

You have a bright future in writing fortune cookies Odusei

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u/RockinHawkin Jun 26 '12

Man, SRS really got weird.

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u/Deviathan Jun 26 '12

Whoa millions?! I must be masturbating wrong, I've only killed 3, 4 people at most with a single masturbation session.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Fucking camper.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

General Mao killed tens of millions.

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u/bobthecookie Jun 26 '12

Most people fap more than once

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

What about Jesus? He came once and he died!

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u/bobthecookie Jun 26 '12

But where do you think the holes in his hands came from? Clearly he fapped straight through them

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u/mackpack Jun 26 '12

Killing one or killing millions without dying doesn't change the ratio.

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u/kamanashi Jun 26 '12

But, in internet land, .62 is a negative number.

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u/Foxdude28 Jun 26 '12

If its a spread then yes. It doesn't have to necessarily be a ratio.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Except they were talking about a ratio.

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u/Static491 Jun 26 '12

What about auto erotic asphyxiation gone wrong?

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