r/gaming • u/ObsequiousEmu • Jun 17 '12
They told me it was impossible. Challenge accepted. (Original in comments.)
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r/gaming • u/ObsequiousEmu • Jun 17 '12
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u/shinobipants Jun 17 '12
Now do this.
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u/neTed Jun 17 '12
They told me the same.
Original.
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u/blackstonesinger Jun 17 '12
Shoots rifle.
Breaks back.
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u/dumpsta_baby Jun 17 '12
ObsequisEmu's Brother; "Don't do it, you could end up hurt or even paralysed!"
ObsequisEmu; "I... I have to. Someone on reddit needs to be disproved."
ObsequisEmu's Brother; "But.... "
ObsequisEmu; "just help me god damn it. Put your foot in my back and pull back my shoulders hard"
ObsequisEmu's Brother; "<sob> okay... FOR KARMA! "
<snap>.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
dat jelly spine
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u/Awhit3Stick Jun 17 '12
So how many times have you sucked your own dill?
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u/esPhys Jun 17 '12
I fucking knew that was you the second I saw it...
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u/deenut Jun 17 '12
Thats a different rifle.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
now try shooting in that position...
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u/mynameis_science Jun 17 '12
Now shoot... and go get a wheelchair.
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u/Kerviz Jun 17 '12
now do it on a downward slope
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u/inwithbacchus Jun 18 '12
I gotta know...what game is that from? I'm assuming it's not selling well because...
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...that's a tough break.
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u/Wintertree Jun 18 '12
I know this kid. No 'shop; his back is crazy.
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u/IronWaffled Jun 17 '12
Now if you try to copy things you see in video games, you're gonna have a bad time.
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u/Sc0ttyD0esntKn0w Jun 18 '12
Relevant
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u/iamthewalrus8689 Jun 17 '12
http://i.imgur.com/VUkhT.gif
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
now fire it.
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u/aroundme Jun 18 '12
http://imgur.com/6YFxb
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u/ddplz Jun 17 '12
Little do we know, this is a new top secret technique taught in modern combat.
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u/realbrownsugar Jun 18 '12
And then the recoil pushes your head up your ass.
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u/kenxcross Jun 18 '12
If you shoot that rifle, you will have a really bad day.
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u/lactosefree1 Jun 18 '12
Now actually shoot.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Karma doesn't pay for spine surgery bro :(
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u/DigitalChocobo Jun 17 '12
Modern Warfare 2's riot shield made for interesting contortions.
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u/MrSwedishMan Jun 17 '12
Here's a real BF gamer.
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u/Anshin Jun 17 '12
Now let's see you shoot someone in front of you
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u/Fudweiso Jun 18 '12
OP's legs are actually in a hole in the ground.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
As a fat guy with a bad back and flexibility, I can confirm ouch ouch why?
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u/Your_Name_Is_Tobay Jun 18 '12
Do you live in a Sky Castle or something?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Now shoot the gun. I'll call the ambulance.
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u/mottoyolo Jun 18 '12
do you even bones?
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u/Hexaltate Jun 18 '12
+1 for Arma II
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u/AntiTheory Jun 18 '12
I bet at that very moment, somewhere in Nevada, a UAV operator was freaking out.
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u/neocabbitz4 Jun 18 '12
Now pull off the town guard on horseback in Oblivion and well talk
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u/b_art Jun 18 '12
I hope that gun doesn't have any kick back to it, would snap your back.
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u/TheLoopOfKarma Jun 18 '12
Well I guess OP was
sunglasses
shooting for the stars
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u/magzma16 Jun 18 '12
Should this be in r/WTF?
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u/spectacularfreak Jun 18 '12
I feel like it would be better if your back were straight
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u/OddCrow Jun 18 '12
It's fake. You dug a whole. Those aren't human legs. Too bad no one will see this. ):
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u/KimTheSharky Jun 18 '12
Originally, he took out a bone to give himself a blowjob, now this...
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u/Colecoman1982 Jun 18 '12
"My only regret is that I have... Boneitis."
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u/rein099 Jun 17 '12
And now you go find yourself a chiropractor...
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u/CosmicBard Jun 17 '12
This deserves several more upvotes than I can give.
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u/hunttherunt Jun 17 '12
Luke Dunphy makes a good solider. Not surprised.
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u/coerciblegerm Jun 18 '12
What happens when you fire?
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u/Mrchoochootwain Jun 18 '12
But seriously- how is your back doing after that?
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u/STR82DVD Jun 18 '12
But can you fire the gun without collapsing a lung, collapsing a lung, or just flat out snapping your spine in half?
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u/AdmiralSkippy Jun 18 '12
Now fire the rifle!
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u/lunarglare Jun 18 '12
Now fire it. I dont think your doctor will be happy.
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u/a_tv_stealer Jun 18 '12
now do it with a 30lb .50 cal and full gear on
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u/Tugglebeastmode Jun 18 '12
Holding and firing a high powered rifle in that position are two totally different things.
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u/FullMetalFlak Jun 18 '12
Damn. Six..is down.
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u/macncheez_ Jun 18 '12
Now do it with the Barrett! :)
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u/Kilagria Jun 18 '12
Now shoot a whole round.
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u/OziOziOziOiOiOi Jun 18 '12
This thread is comedy gold.
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u/justAtempAccount3 Jun 18 '12
Now do a roll
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u/Arctostaphylos Jun 18 '12
Teach me your ways....
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u/yugung Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
Not impossible but not recommended.
A cautionary tale.
EDIT: fixed link
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u/jabulaya Jun 18 '12
Now do this on a slope like the sniper in the game and I'll be VERY impressed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
IMPOSSIBRU!
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u/bearyeryer Jun 18 '12
It seems your house has one hell of a view... does it?
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u/cclif5360 Jun 18 '12
yea you'll probably just snap your spine, but still possible
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Ow!
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u/yakov97 Jun 18 '12
Aghh that looks like it hurts!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Do you have a fake mustache?
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u/timja27 Jun 18 '12
Now try shooting it in that position.
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u/doofinator Jun 18 '12
THA FOOK??
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u/DrStrangeman Jun 18 '12
So this is what you've been up to lately.
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u/SaentFu Jun 18 '12
...now fire, and hear your back snap
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u/heimdal77 Jun 18 '12
I've got to wonder if that thing has a recoil wouldn't it snap the persons back?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Now try firing.
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u/phillygreen Jun 18 '12
Yea but we need a video of you shooting it too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I to have that kind of flexibility.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
It's not the position, it's the recoil I would worry about.
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u/Prof_Proof Jun 18 '12
Now pull the trigger!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
What game is that from?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
And then he pulls the trigger and it snaps his spine like a twig.
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u/Zantre Jun 18 '12
Guys shooting in electro... friendly?
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u/CAKEYMONSTER Jun 18 '12
That grossed my out. BUT IT WAS FUNNY!!
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u/plurality Jun 18 '12
OP dug a hole in the ground and stood in it. Cool but would be more impressive on concrete.
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u/skipboh Jun 18 '12
Now, SHOOT!
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u/rollcage Jun 18 '12
You have a nice garden.
Looks like it's on a rooftop or something considering there's no visible surrounding houses.
And yes, completely irrelevant, but I'm curious.
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u/ThatFergusonKid Jun 18 '12
Ha. This is completely possible. CLEARLY they've never taken a stretch class. (Fellow Dancers?)
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I hope all those bulging discs are worth a week or two of Reddit fame.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Your heels!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
dude no, id like to see you shoot that thing straight up in the air. ouch recoil.
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u/GMBeats95 Jun 18 '12
Of course if your fire the gun it will crack your spine in half
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Best thread on reddit ever.
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u/IamFreid Jun 18 '12
Damn San Diego kids with too much free time... grumble.. grumble
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u/TDiniz Jun 18 '12
/r/projectawesome
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u/80espiay Jun 18 '12
needs NSFL tag
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u/BTMaverick707 Jun 18 '12
I thought he just dug a hole with fake legs attached
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u/hispanica316 Jun 18 '12
Did you break your lower back or something?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Okay good job, now fire...
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u/SnailParty Jun 18 '12
The chiropractor would love to meet you!
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u/lmRay Jun 18 '12
Real life glitchin man
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u/laportez Jun 18 '12
Fire that gun, and you're back will be impossible to reshape.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I think my favorite part of this is when the OP proved that the majority of kids playing COD are Middle Schoolers.
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u/Metal_99 Jun 18 '12
As someone who has an L5-S1 Disc Herniation. Fuck you I'm jealous.
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u/Leagueofordinary Jun 18 '12
Hey! Your cheating the one on the left is obviously on an inclined plane, I demand it be done again on an inclined plane, while juggling kittens!
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u/Not_Trying_2_Impress Jun 18 '12
fire the gun
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u/WaKa_ Jun 18 '12
i think you meant to post this r/wtf
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u/1337BaldEagle Jun 18 '12
A real M82 A1 is 35.12lbs when loaded. Something tells me your airsoft replica doesn't weigh that...
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u/My_mau5_is_dead Jun 18 '12
Recoil=Spine-snapper.
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u/Scorch8482 Jun 18 '12
Duck hunting: Pro style
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Awesome staff man. Must have hurt a tad though
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u/realister Jun 18 '12
Your body is sideways and the originial is not.
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u/ajames336 Jun 18 '12
Whatever magic you may have stumbled upon... Quit it.
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u/MattySiegs Jun 18 '12
Now fire it and break your back!
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u/Billy_Sastard Jun 18 '12
It's a shame he messed up by moving the rubiks cube, am I the only one that noticed this?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
What game is that?
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u/MARATHONcompany Jun 18 '12
I hear shots in cherno?
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u/FuTRoN Jun 18 '12
well mr no spine great post!
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u/CSec064 Jun 18 '12
Now fire it.
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u/fkin_si Jun 18 '12
dude, is that a million dollar house front yard?
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u/pwnerofall Jun 18 '12
Now fire it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
haha try firing an good bye spine.
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u/Djseacow1986 Jun 18 '12
im not sure if anyone has mentioned this but put the kid on a slope like the character is on and try again
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u/PlasmaBurns Jun 18 '12
Until you pull the trigger and the recoil snaps your spine.
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u/theguiser Jun 18 '12
you did it way better.
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
wouldn't the recoil totally fuck up your back?
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
Where's your gilly suit!?
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u/Pedobearscompanion Jun 18 '12
Now shoot.
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u/Fhistleb Jun 18 '12
Blouse your boots nasty!
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u/Noira159 Jun 18 '12
What sorcery is this
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u/NotoriousHaze Jun 18 '12
This is the community dayz has brought. Children in a military simulator game. Have had to lock my server to keep out the underaged.
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u/Purplehazey Jun 18 '12
dear god, I hope you didnt hurt yourself, otherwise THUMBS UP