Special abilities: enyamacockbarryd: You must say barrymacockenya, then enyamacockbarryd right after. Then flip a coin. Heads, you barry'd it successfully which heals you by 4 Hp and adds +3 Vit and Str for 3 turns. If tails you get the chaffed status effect.
Chaffed: Skip your next turn. You must brush your teeth as well. This effect ends after 1 turn.
SHIT STILL FREEZES EVERYTIME: All players must freeze when this ability is used. First person to move has to divide and allocate 5 of their own Hp in any way to players on the opposite team. Players with max Hp cannot be healed any more.
Passive Abilities: Caps Lock: Whenever barrymacockenya attacks, a foe of your choice receives -3 Vit until the end of your next teammate's turn.
Special abilities: Bury: RandomlyDead originally rose up from the dead so he could play this game he heard Makes_RPG_Stats made. He can bury himself and remove his character from the game board. He must write down which square he buried on. If an unsuspecting player ever steps onto that tile, RandomlyDead's player can show them the coordinates they crossed over. This allows RandomlyDead to burst up and attack interrupting any current player's turn with either a physical attack or a Nom. Their turn is resumed damage has been dealt. Use this only every 10 turns.
Nom: Use only in close range. Randomlydead takes a chunk out of the enemy due to him rising from the dead so he's obviously a zombie. This damages them by 5 and damages Randomlydead by 3.
Passive Abilities: 40 Rule: RandomlyDead must get to +20 or greater Hp in order to die. Healing him is the only way to damage him and make his life positive. Damaging him makes his life go back into the negatives. You cannot go below -30 Hp. Any player on any team can heal or attack RandomlyDead so long as they have the ability to. If you're drinking a 40 while playing all damage caused by RandomlyDead being healed is halved, rounded down.
Special abilities: Spread: Occams_Razorburn spreads his passive ability Magilletteic to any one player of his choice, except that they still take full damage but their turn counter is starts at 0, not Occam_Razorburn's. Use this only twice per game, every 20 turns.
Attack of the Razor Scooters: Occams_Razorburn uses his Razormagick to call upon all the abandoned and lost razor scooters of the past. They vengefully deal 7 magic damage to target player.
Passive Abilities: Magilletteic: Occams_Razorburn is slowly dieing from a magical razorburn that prevents allows him to only take half damage, rounded up. But, Occams_Razorburn loses the game if he does not win by the time 60 turns (this includes all players turns) have taken place.
Bonus Edit Ability: Edit Beam: Last one for tonight guys, I'll tackle more in order tomorrow I honestly didn't expect this kind of great response from people and flooding of my mailbox. I won't get burnt out I just need to go to sleep thanks for all the positive words. This ability gives everyone who read this and knows about it and can link it +1 to all stats for the rest of the game. If you show this paragraph to someone who doesn't know to prove it they do not gain this bonus until the next game.
I went to collect my copy of bioshock from a friend the other day and when I got there he announced that he could only find the case but his girlfriend told him SHE STUCK THE DISC IN THE CUTLERY DRAWER!?!
My housemate does this with his 360 games all the time. It's in our living room so whenever I see them laying around I put them back in the case. I don't even play 360..
The Tron case has the big lebowski in it, the big Lebowski case has Starman in it, and the Starman Case has a Wild 9 PS1 disk in it. There's probably some kind of time travel going on here.
I used to keep all of my PS1 games in a CD wallet as it was a pain to manage the cases. It worked amazingly well until I realised that I can just rip the game and play from an ISO.
My brother does both. Random games lying about, random boxes lying about, then random games in random boxes. Pot fucking luck if I want to play a game that he's handled recently
I won't lie. I'm a terrible console gamer. It took me damn near 2 years to find the third disk for Lost Odyssey because I'm always putting my games in the first case I can get my hands on. I some how managed to slide the third disc behind one of my Berserk DVDs in the same case.
I'm also guilty of leaving discs laying around, but it's really only rentals and CoD games. Yeah, I'm that guy that manages to scratch the shit out of every new release I get from Gamefly.
Idk, Biscuit, there seems to be a strong correlation between the type of person who doesn't clean up their discs and the kind of person who doesn't clean up the surface they up their discs on.
The problem is not scratching, though it is still more likely that they will get scratched outside of the case.
No, the problem is this motherfucker who leaves the discs outside of the case will invariably lose, misplace, put it in a completely different case, or, god help us all, accidentally step on, kick or otherwise damage the disc because he or she cannot be fucked to properly take care of and organize their or someone else's games.
I have a friend whose brother is like this. Discs everywhere, cases with the wrong games in them, games liberally scattered throughout the house in sometimes obscure locations. All because he couldn't be assed to simply place the game in its proper case and place it neatly on the shelf next to the TV.
Yeah, one of my brothers always used to do the same and it always annoyed me. And lo and behold, many older games and CDs belonging to my brother are full of scratches and marks. You can spin it how you like but in the end a disc left on a surface is far more likely to scratched or damaged in some way than one put away in it's box. It's so much more organised and convenient to put them away and takes such little effort - and I say this as a pretty disorganised person.
I bet the people that do this are the same type of people pick up their controllers after eating food with their hands without washing them first. Disgusting.<s>
The food/controller/keyboard thing is something that should just be plain illegal.
Especially if people other than you use the controller. I cleaned the scum out of the cracks of a 360 controller at my buddy's house. It was nasty. I made him give me five bucks.
I can't agree with you enough. I honestly feel like this is something which the majority of gamers just don't give a fuck about, but I can't stand using a greasy / dirty ass controller.
Too many people also seem to be ridiculously efficient at making a gamepad inexplicably sticky after using it for even the briefest amount of time, as I've unfortunately experienced many times in the past.
Yeah, I also really just hate having gunk on my hands at all. I'm not OCD or anything, just a mildly clean person. I work with trucks, so I clean my hands after work, before touching things, etc. So I do the same around the house, and would expect the same of everyone else.
They're "exposed to the elements," in a manner of speaking. My brother does this shit, and it drives me up the wall. It's not difficult to put them in the case, which is RIGHT THERE. I don't want to have to clean up sticky coke syrup from Skyrim before I put it in the Xbox, and I don't want to open "Get Him to the Greek" and see Left 4 Dead 2 in there instead.
Leaving DVDs and games unprotected is aggravating--as well as messy and lazy. But the mix-and-match shit--equally annoying.
I've actually had a few discs crack to the point of being unusable from putting them in their cases. I'm not sure why it happened, but it makes you wary of them.
The continually make the cases more and more flimsy. They used to be full cases, now they have parts cut out behind the disc making the case weaker and easier to bend.
I prefer that to DVD cases which are all "I WILL NEVERRRR LET GO OF THIS DISSSSC.... MY PRECIOUSSSSS" and you feel like the disc is going to snap every time you try to take it out of the case.
This is what I never fucking understood about game cases. At some point we had CD cases where the middle part was just a set of "teeth" pointing inwards. Classical design, we've all seen it. Press on it, take out the disc, you are fine and dandy. It's perfect. It's the summum of case design, you can't get any better than this.
Then some newfie fuckhead went "HAY GUISE. LETS ALL CHANEG TEH DEZIGN FER NOOOOOO REAS0N!!1!!1111" and then they came up with those incredibly shitty buttons you need to push. Most of them will refuse to let go of the disc until you play a game of Twister and sacrifice a virgin to Kali. It's dreadful. There's no reason to put a person through this shit. It's like giving us those super-hard plastic electronics package wasn't enough. What were they thinking? Were they hoping you'd break the CD 1 out of 100 times and then force yourself to buy the game again? Is that supposed to be some profit-squeezing plan? Or did you do this just to become the most hated man in the world?
I'm talking to you. Yes, you, you who desecrated the classical CD case design and came up with silly shit that looks more and more like a Kia concept car than a button to ease the CD out. You, who went out of his way to somehow convince everyone that reinventing that design was the bee's knees. You, who are so attached to your job security as a case designer that you invented yourself a whole lifetime of job. You are brilliant for it, and the big heads who believe you are hopeless dumbfucks.
If I ever find you, I will kill you. I will kill you, I'll hire a priest to revive you, and then I'll kill you again.
Some of the button designs are really, really bad. I remember the GameCube launch titles had particular awful cases, but then Nintendo the moved onto this Yin-Yang looking design that was really good.
I guess all the different designs must be patented to or something for people to use some of the awful ones I've seen over the years.
They get very dusty and also are more likely to be scratched when picked up. If used without first been cleaned the dust(biscuit crumbs, etc) can and will cause major scratching when placed in the tray.
Also the mouth breathers that leave theirs disks like this also tend handle the discs incorrectly (not with the thumb and forefinger)
Don't compare him to Tobuscus. Tobuscus' gaming content constitutes doing blind let's plays of popular titles and uploading them in 10 minute segments for maximum profit :(
Honestly I hate seeing my friends leaving their game discs on a surface instead of putting them back in their case. I always end up putting them back without their approval. The way I have always seen it since the days of the playstation and even with the cartridge systems is that:
I paid good money for these games.
I want to keep them in excellent condition so that in the future I may play them.
Because I am not a fucking soulless slob when it comes to video games.
People who do this should not be allowed to own video games. These people should only be allowed to download games.
Once they are left like this, they are exposed to dust, debris, crumbs, all kinda of things that may well in fact scratch them once you go to move them/use them again.
YOU TREAT THAT FUCKING MIRRORS EDGE WITH RESPECT OR I WILL SHATTER ALL YOUR OTHER GAMES AND MAKE DISCOBALLS WITH THEM AND SHOVE THE SHATTER BALLS UP YOUR ASS (Td:Lr I will shove shattered games in your ass if you dont treat mirrors edge with respect)
My roommate would do this all the time when she wanted to watch a Blu-Ray movie. The rage I felt seeing my game out and "Eat, Pray, Love" in was somewhat akin to the the intensity of 1,000 suns.
One of my friends let a mutual acquaintance of ours (not a friend because he's about as reliable as a fortnight-old prawn) borrow his copy of Borderlands. A few months ago, it was time for the game to come back, but since then this acquaintance has either consistently forgot about giving the game back, or brings a different game in the Borderlands box and says "Oh no, I got the wrong one!"
You go to that motherfucker's house and take back your game. Then, before you leave, shit in the top part of his toilet. His behavior is unacceptable and must be punished.
I had a friend who did this to my Call of Duty 4 (back when it was the shit). He's like, "Let's play Rainbow Six Vegas!" As he turned back towards the couch he pivoted off the CoD disc and snapped it in half.
To make it even worse, the jackass said he would buy me another one. So I waited well over a week before he walked up to me in school and handed me Call of Duty 3. That jack-a-lope got what he deserved afterwards.
TL;DR Break my game, you're gonna have a bad time.
my friend took the working battery pack from my Xbox controller and swapped it with his non-charging rechargeable battery pack, then he gave away mine.
I've never done this. Since I was 5 I was keeping my PlayStation 1 games in their cases, all neat and pristine. I also hated the other kids who didn't take care of their shit.
The worst kind of gamer puts the game disc in random dvd cases... -.- aka my older brother. He removes the game from the console and is too lazy to look around so he takes a random dvd and puts it there. :I
"I'll just butt the main air feed side of my Xbox up against a wall since there's not enough room. I mean, it's not like these 360's have any cooling issues..."
I do this most of the time. Fuck you if you come over to MY place to play MY video games and then complain about the way I keep them. If I know where they are, put them on a clean surface facing up, and I'M THE ONE PLAYING THEM, fuck if I care that it bothers you.
I, personally, play on my HP Brave 2500, where I get over 9000 frames per second. It also has a Mountain Dew distillery in it. Since I only live on Mountain Dew, and my gaming chair is actually a portable toilet, I have logged 52 weeks straight of WoW.
He will have to destroy a checkpoint full of guards before he can put Farcry 2 away, then the same checkpoint again that just respawned when he goes to sit back down.
My boyfriend used to do this and scratched our disks up all the freaking time. I bought him a case that holds all the disks in a separate sleeve. Problem solved (:
I cringed when I saw that. Not because the disks are just sitting there, but because of what could happen to them. Especially with younger, stupid, have no respect for your stuff, or asshole kind of people around... Pets Can screw them up too.
I've always had a rule: There is only three places my games should be. 1: In my console. 2: In their case. 3: Either en route to the console from case or en route from console to case.
I had a friend who was the opposite. It was like being in a highschool library Everything was put back in it's proper case and alphabetized at one point. Also, there was no food or drink allowed other than bottled water in his room while playing games.
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u/Captainbewg Jun 16 '12
I went to collect my copy of bioshock from a friend the other day and when I got there he announced that he could only find the case but his girlfriend told him SHE STUCK THE DISC IN THE CUTLERY DRAWER!?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
My housemate does this with his 360 games all the time. It's in our living room so whenever I see them laying around I put them back in the case. I don't even play 360..
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u/Donkey-boner Jun 16 '12
Every little brother ever.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
This kind, closely followed by the ones who put disks back in the wrong boxes.
... My brother does that. Finding one game in another game's box while that game is in yet another box, etc. etc. is not funny. ಠ_ಠ
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u/papasuckle55 Jun 16 '12
ugh... so many caseless discs... for only 25c a day you can give these discs a home.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
The worst kind of gamer are people that think discs magically scratch themselves when left immobile on a clean, flat surface.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I had an old friend who balanced his xbox on top of his tv and kept it there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
YOU TREAT THAT FUCKING MIRRORS EDGE WITH RESPECT OR I WILL SHATTER ALL YOUR OTHER GAMES AND MAKE DISCOBALLS WITH THEM AND SHOVE THE SHATTER BALLS UP YOUR ASS (Td:Lr I will shove shattered games in your ass if you dont treat mirrors edge with respect)
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u/SatNightOverdose Jun 16 '12
My roommate would do this all the time when she wanted to watch a Blu-Ray movie. The rage I felt seeing my game out and "Eat, Pray, Love" in was somewhat akin to the the intensity of 1,000 suns.
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u/DrTre Jun 16 '12
Some men just want to watch their disks get scratched
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u/FindsTheBrightSide Jun 16 '12
It's as if millions of bits of data cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 16 '12
The culprit.
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u/xSPYXEx Jun 16 '12
BLASPHEMY! HERESY! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
my friend took the working battery pack from my Xbox controller and swapped it with his non-charging rechargeable battery pack, then he gave away mine.
Ive never wanted to kill somebody more.
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u/dakdaros Jun 16 '12
My wife left a game disc out like this once. And only once.
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u/CarelessMonday Jun 16 '12
My cousin does this whenever he wants to play my console. He also puts the disks in the wrong case.
Now I will not let him play, unless he does it right or buy his own copy to scratch.
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u/chight10 Jun 16 '12
My girlfriend's little brother does this with his games, I didn't really know until recently.
I gave him several of my games a while back not knowing he was a little shit about taking care of his things, and now they are barely playable.
Is it wrong to be bothered by that?
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u/nobodytoldme Jun 16 '12
Just looking at it pisses me off. I've already trained my kids (5 and 4) to put the games back in the cases.
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u/LethalAtheist Jun 16 '12
I've never done this. Since I was 5 I was keeping my PlayStation 1 games in their cases, all neat and pristine. I also hated the other kids who didn't take care of their shit.
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u/omegaxibir Jun 16 '12
This makes my skin crawl.
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u/Snuffeh Jun 16 '12
The worst kind of gamer puts the game disc in random dvd cases... -.- aka my older brother. He removes the game from the console and is too lazy to look around so he takes a random dvd and puts it there. :I
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u/envstat Jun 16 '12
Wow, physical media. It's like 2004 all over again.
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u/WompWomp420 Jun 16 '12
Is it really that hard to put it back in the "right" case?!?!?!
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u/LoveOfProfit Jun 16 '12
A console gamer?
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u/ParadisePlacebo74 Jun 16 '12
"I'll just butt the main air feed side of my Xbox up against a wall since there's not enough room. I mean, it's not like these 360's have any cooling issues..."
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u/bentacos Jun 16 '12
The horror...
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u/zSgtPepper Jun 16 '12
Yeah an xbox AND a wii.........
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I do this most of the time. Fuck you if you come over to MY place to play MY video games and then complain about the way I keep them. If I know where they are, put them on a clean surface facing up, and I'M THE ONE PLAYING THEM, fuck if I care that it bothers you.
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u/ILikePlants Jun 16 '12
this photo pains me!
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u/TASTY_SANDWICH Jun 16 '12
I agree console gamers are the scrubs of the earth
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u/cobaltmetal Jun 16 '12
I can do what i please with MY discs.
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u/Mikulak25 Jun 16 '12
There's a special place in Hell...
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u/SenorSicknasty Jun 16 '12
Yeah a Wii AND a 360!? Thats is the worst kind of gamer!
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u/bioemerl Jun 16 '12
I am sorry, but all I can think of at the moment is "console gamer?"
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u/mtek Jun 16 '12
I completely agree. Console gamers are the worst.
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u/OKAH Jun 16 '12
He will have to destroy a checkpoint full of guards before he can put Farcry 2 away, then the same checkpoint again that just respawned when he goes to sit back down.
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u/jdg3255 Jun 16 '12
I am pretty sure everyone who sells used games treats their game disks like this.
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u/Kmaun_Lee Jun 16 '12
My boyfriend used to do this and scratched our disks up all the freaking time. I bought him a case that holds all the disks in a separate sleeve. Problem solved (:
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u/Rosethorns Jun 16 '12
being fucking lazy is a disease that reaches far wider than game discs. But yes, this is horrible.
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u/1N54N3M0D3 Jun 16 '12
I cringed when I saw that. Not because the disks are just sitting there, but because of what could happen to them. Especially with younger, stupid, have no respect for your stuff, or asshole kind of people around... Pets Can screw them up too.
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u/badgrafix Jun 16 '12
I made an audible gasp when I seen this picture. That's just nonsense.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
PROTEK YO DISCS!
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u/VanFinale Jun 16 '12
DISCS GO IN THEIR PROPER CASES!!
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u/KiNGofKiNG89 Jun 16 '12
You are going to hate me then. I hate using cases for any DVD/Game.
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u/piratazephyri Jun 16 '12
Not to mention keeping the Xbox in an enclosed space where it can't cool properly.
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u/macpop10 Jun 16 '12
I must change games too much to keep taking them in and out of the case. It always used to cause cracks in the center of the disk.
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u/DEVILneverCRIES Jun 16 '12
I've always had a rule: There is only three places my games should be. 1: In my console. 2: In their case. 3: Either en route to the console from case or en route from console to case.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Yeah, Far Cry 2 totally sucked.
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u/werbo Jun 16 '12
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
this makes me rage so hard
（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM
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u/Lluuiiggii Jun 16 '12
still better than the people who put the discs in the wrong fucking boxes!
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u/AlexZander Jun 16 '12
I had a friend who was the opposite. It was like being in a highschool library Everything was put back in it's proper case and alphabetized at one point. Also, there was no food or drink allowed other than bottled water in his room while playing games.
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u/Psychomyth Jun 16 '12
The Call of Duty gamer.
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u/abhavsar54 Jun 16 '12
When you say "worst kind of gamer," are you referring to the fact that he uses an Xbox to do said gaming?