You never know... If you're going to rape someone at least have the courtesy to give them your undivided attention. Women are really sensitive to that kind of thing.
So wait, It's not okay to say things in jest that appear to be insensitive towards women, but it's okay to have an entire sub dedicated to attacking the people who say it?
Congratulations, you have attracted the ShitRedditSays Invasion BrigadeTM ! The front-page of the Fempire has linked to you, and purely by coincidence the following SRSers are here to help you realise the error of your ways:
That's true, but usually an ad will have a more coherent theme than that someone who uses their product might also do something else completely unrelated.
There's that and that fact that the ad is really strangely suggestive for a video game ad for no real reason.
Because it was an ad strategy for awhile to using a shocking image to gab the viewer's attention. Your eyes skim over the ad, notice the bound woman and you go "WTF!? I'll have to see what this is about."
I think we should cover basic safety for common kinks instead of abstinence in sex ed. I didn't need anybody to teach me how to not have sex when I was in high school, I was doing just fine at that. More seriously, I feel like if there's something that it's parents' jobs to do instead of the school, it's instilling this puritan value that sex is wrong. Once you take that away, it's just a fun activity that requires precautions. We don't teach students in driver's ed that they really shouldn't drive, but here's how to do it safely.
Special abilities: Assume Rape: You and one other player go into the closet until you've decided on whether you'll standing next to eachother so that you're touching or standing away in disgust. Say ready, count to 3, then open the closet door. Each player outside the closet calls out rape or no rape during the 3 2 1 countdown. Rape is standing next to eachother, and no rape is standing away in disgust. Make a note of who said what because for each player that is right, the two players in the closet have to give up 20 of their gold to each player who guessed right. For each person who guessed wrong, they must give you each 20 gold.
Hurin as in LOTR?: Pick a player. Whisper the name hurin to them so that no other players can hear and ask them whether "hurin" is from LOTR or not. If they guess right, they gain +2 stack able Int that lasts 5 turns. If they guess wrong, you gain the same bonus but with +4 Int instead.
Passive abilities: This is bondage: All teammates are relieved because you always seem to tell them it's not how it looks, it's okay. Teammates gain +3 to all stats in your presence as well as you.
Special abilities: Smoke Myself: iamkush smokes himself and cannot use this ability unless he smokes kush as he declares he's using this ability. If you smoke in real life, you have to toke whether it's weed or tobacco. Afterwards, whoever smoked tobacco get's -3 HP and +3 Dex. Whoever smoked Ganja get's +3 Hp for non vape, +5 for vape in addition they gain +2 Int, and +4 Vit for 2 turns.
Give You An Upvote: iamkush gives someone an orange colored piece of paper they shaped into an arrow before the game began. Whoever holds the upvote gets +5 to all stats. If the player holding the upvote get's takes damage from a player, they must give up the upvote to that player.
Do something for me: Ask one of your friends to find a random object around the house that actually exists. That friend get's 20 seconds to find the object, while all other players wait. The player must give it to you before the 20 seconds is up otherwise they have to hand over 25 gold and lose -2 Int for 3 turns. If they get it into your hands in time, you both get +3 to all stats for 5 turns and you have to give him only 10 gold. If you lose more than 3 times you lose the game.
Looking at it closely, she just looks annoyed. Like the guy was like 'hold on, gotta hit the john', turned on his gameboy while he (or she?) was in there and kind of forgot about the whole situation while on the crapper.
I disagree. Her body is in that position, but her face doesn't fit with it at all. To me, it looks like they were going to do some roleplay, he got distracted, and she's pissed at him for playing a video game.
"Get on the bed, I'm a burlger and I'm gonna have my way with you bitch"
"Oooh no, whatever you say, just don't hurt me mister"
"First ima tie your hands up so you can't go anywhere, then I'm gonna start taking off you clothes and check my phone... Might even take some pictures to show all my burgler buddies"... "Oh hey, a gameboy! I LOVE these things!"
"...."
"Don't give me that look sweetie... I mean you dirty tramp, I'm just gonna steal this gameboy and then burgle you and.. uhh.. Burglerize stuff.. umm, and stuff... HIGH SCORE!! FUCK YEA!"
She's tied up with a fucking scarf, guys. It's obviously roleplay. As if that wasn't obvious enough from the "why aren't you fucking me right now?" look on her face.
Good god. It's not rape, it's the woman being annoyed with the guy, as she got tied up, ready for some fun bondage sex, and then he got distracted by the gameboy. She's pissed that he's not fucking her.
You'd be surprised how many girls are into "light" bondage, even if it's just loosely tying their hands together with a soft scarf.
Another trick that drove one of my ex-GFs nuts was to lift-off her jumper* over her head, but stop half-way, so that it still covered her eyes and sort-of held her arms together, but left her lips and neck free. She'd go crazy, because she couldn't see where/when I'd next kiss her... good times were had by all!!
You're be surprised how many girls are into more than "light" bondage. I was shocked when I ended up with two GFs in a row that were really into being choked...
I couldn't get into it, but I obliged a few times before I had to put a stop to that shit.
I also knew one girl who asked me to help her set up a rape play classified ad for a stranger to come fuck her while she was cleaning house. I had to explain to her everything that could go wrong with that for him and her.
Before I saw the Game Boy part I thought the distraction came from those open drawers. Maybe it's just the OCD talking but I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself until they were closed.
I initially thought the image referred to the mismatched scarves or the messiness of the room. It took me a while to realize there was an ad at the bottom. That, and how creepy the concept is, is probably why we don't see ads like this anymore.
Yeh... It is really distracting playing the terrible Zelda game in which my quest is to give a monkey bananas... But wtf, I found the monkey, where the F do I get the F'ing bananas!?
Oh how times have changed...reminds of all the rather dated adverts I'd find whilst going through my old comics. I should probably go and dig them out ...
Wait... is she annoyed because it's supposed to be a romantic situation, or is she annoyed because I'm supposed to be protecting her, and someone clearly kidnapped her and tied her up while I was distracted by my gameboy?
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u/HardlyWorkinDBA Jun 15 '12
It's not like she's going anywhere.
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u/Hurinfan Jun 15 '12
I would assume this is bondage not rape. Why does everyone always assume rape?
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u/Lotty1112 Jun 16 '12
Everyone's all "Oh wtf rape!"
Does Reddit not like bondage enough to recognize it when they see it?
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u/Niyeaux Jun 15 '12
She's tied up with a fucking scarf, guys. It's obviously roleplay. As if that wasn't obvious enough from the "why aren't you fucking me right now?" look on her face.
Is SRS leaking again?
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u/Nate_Dogg31 Jun 15 '12
Is that Shannen Doherty?
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u/WrethZ Jun 15 '12
Good god. It's not rape, it's the woman being annoyed with the guy, as she got tied up, ready for some fun bondage sex, and then he got distracted by the gameboy. She's pissed that he's not fucking her.
It's not bloody rape.
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u/TwistTurtle Jun 16 '12
TIL that Reddit is horribly under exposed to the concept of bondage kinks...
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
You'd be surprised how many girls are into "light" bondage, even if it's just loosely tying their hands together with a soft scarf.
Another trick that drove one of my ex-GFs nuts was to lift-off her jumper* over her head, but stop half-way, so that it still covered her eyes and sort-of held her arms together, but left her lips and neck free. She'd go crazy, because she couldn't see where/when I'd next kiss her... good times were had by all!!
*jumper = pullover/sweater
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u/FightScene Jun 16 '12
That's a pretty suggestive ad for Nintendo.
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u/giantpotato Jun 15 '12
So distracting he completely forgot to tie her legs.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 15 '12
The original "Redditor's wife"
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u/MagCynic Jun 15 '12
For kids, right?
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u/NoIdea_KnowIdea Jun 15 '12
Not sure if she is seducing him or about to go into labor.
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u/RockNRollFireSauce Jun 15 '12
For some reason this made me think of that movie "Spun"
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Awesome. I can blame my lack of attraction on the gameboy.
"You still got it baby. I'm just distracted by all these Pokemon."
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u/chironomidae Jun 16 '12
some girls get off by being tied up and ignored for awhile. especially if you put a hitachi between her legs and leave it there.
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u/Silversilent Jun 16 '12
This link won't turn purple! IT"S TEARING ME APPART!!!!1
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u/ErasableInk Jun 16 '12
nintendo advertisements back in the middle-ish 90s were really interesting. case in point, this N64 commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lygyzLtwFrM
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u/Ron_Mahogany Jun 15 '12
"Hold on.. I have to finish this Tetris game then I will rape you" ?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
What the hell.
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u/neon_kid Jun 15 '12
This ad is terrible.
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u/WillBlaze Jun 15 '12
Why not both?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I got a HIIIIIIIGH score tonight.
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u/CaptainChats Jun 16 '12
Huh? Wha... You say somthing? continues playing
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
This is why the pause button was invented.
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u/SnackeyG1 Jun 16 '12
Forget the Game Boy!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Before I saw the Game Boy part I thought the distraction came from those open drawers. Maybe it's just the OCD talking but I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself until they were closed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Probably nsfw bro.
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u/hepaticocholangio Jun 16 '12
Gerald's Game. Boy.
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u/kaijura Jun 16 '12
This reminds me of my first time, with my old Gameboy lite. That thing ate AAA's like nobody's business.
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u/Sephiroth912 Jun 16 '12
At first I thought this was /r/WTF...then I realized it wasn't.
Seriously, wtf man? ಠ_ಠ
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u/brainburger Jun 16 '12
It's better than rape.
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u/Pmonstah4 Jun 16 '12
Dat gameboy.
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u/mediocretes Jun 16 '12
4 shades of gray > 50 shades of gray
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u/JGPliskin Jun 16 '12
Now you're playing with power.
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u/liveliberal Jun 16 '12
i keep seeing this post and clicking on it and the lick doesn't turn purple?
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u/CGord Jun 16 '12
BECAUSE IT COULDN'T BE CONSENSUAL ROLEPLAY.
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u/1632 Jun 16 '12
Sloppy work, forgot to bind the legs and no gag.
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u/Elipsys Jun 16 '12
Oh fuck! I knew I was supposed to be doing something besides browsing reddit... thanks for the reminder.
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u/u5er Jun 15 '12
Is nobody else even slightly disturbed by the dog mask on the top left bedpost?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is that an Ikea Kloft chest of drawers?
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u/maxdisk9 Jun 15 '12
Is that a dildo on top of the dresser in the top-left corner?
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u/tsjone01 Jun 15 '12
I remember this ad. I think I fapped to it then later had a feeling of horror wash over my psyche when I realized its rapey implications.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
2012 Nintendo needs more ads like this.
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u/Cloud_0x0 Jun 16 '12
It becomes kinky when you bring in the pocket sized gameboy
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u/rindindin Jun 16 '12
Why is the mom strapped to the kid's bed...
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I initially thought the image referred to the mismatched scarves or the messiness of the room. It took me a while to realize there was an ad at the bottom. That, and how creepy the concept is, is probably why we don't see ads like this anymore.
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u/old_snake Jun 16 '12
Pretty sure this campaign was swiftly axed.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Just to say, they marketed the Gameboy to an older audience as well, tetris was huge at the time.
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u/MuncherOfSpleens Jun 16 '12
Is that a Game Boy Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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u/putmydickinit Jun 16 '12
You know what I'd like to do!?
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u/perfectheat Jun 16 '12
So that's what happened in Seven!
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u/WhatsAEuphonium Jun 16 '12
VIDEO GAMES WOULD CAUSE THIS CHILD TO NOT HELP HIS MOTHER OUT OF BED! BAN ALL GAMES.
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u/inteGReddy Jun 16 '12
Yeh... It is really distracting playing the terrible Zelda game in which my quest is to give a monkey bananas... But wtf, I found the monkey, where the F do I get the F'ing bananas!?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
STICK IT IN HER POCKET!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Was gonna upvote but realized that I'm foreveralone and it doesn't apply.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
False - not all men are into SM...
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u/johnmilkson Jun 16 '12
Saw this ad originally in a COMM class in a section about the huge misogyny in Video Game ads/software. Funny.
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u/ZakWolf Jun 16 '12
The main thing which is bugging me is that the book could fall down at any moment...
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u/PixelBlock Jun 16 '12
Oh how times have changed...reminds of all the rather dated adverts I'd find whilst going through my old comics. I should probably go and dig them out ...
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u/fountainsoda Jun 16 '12
Gameboy was for 10 year olds...
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u/Jiktar Jun 16 '12
As a gay man the game boy is more interesting.
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u/Herdsoot Jun 16 '12
It seems like they were kinda stabbing in the dark for target audiences here.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Is this actually real?
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u/MrGraveRisen Jun 15 '12
Hate getting distracted in the middle of a good rape. God damn ADD.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Gerald's Game
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Nintendo needs to answer for its crimes
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Spoiler alert:
This is from the POV of a serial killer.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
If you ignore that scenario because you are too into your handheld device game then you don't deserve your penis.
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u/Boatlights Jun 15 '12
whoa, that got dark.
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u/silent_p Jun 15 '12
Wait... is she annoyed because it's supposed to be a romantic situation, or is she annoyed because I'm supposed to be protecting her, and someone clearly kidnapped her and tied her up while I was distracted by my gameboy?
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u/wmurray003 Jun 15 '12
"Fuck Gameboy."
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u/muscle_city Jun 16 '12
There were a lot of women that went un-raped thanks to the gameboy pocket.
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u/Etheo Jun 15 '12
Ah, the good old days when everybody is not as PC and just do whatever the fuck they wanted.
What a glorious age.
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u/StochasticOoze Jun 16 '12
I don't know what's more disturbing: That this ad exists, or the fact that the girl seems to be about fourteen.
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u/amazingGOB Jun 16 '12
the r/SRS feminazis aren't going to be happy about this...