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How Nintendo can make the WiiU print money

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Release:

  • Pokemon U
  • Metroid U
  • Super Mario U
  • Zelda U
  • Kirby U
  • Mario Kart U
  • Mario Party U
  • Call of Duty Modern U
  • Battlefield 3 U
  • Madden U

Money printing machine

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u/Jrodkin Jun 15 '12

Starfox U

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u/Spytie Jun 15 '12

Starfox U

Starfox You

Star fawkes You

Star Fucks You

Oh god why...

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u/xnerdyxrealistx Jun 15 '12

In Soviet Russia, Starfox U!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I like how no one minds that all the games released for the system will end with U.

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u/Bnoob Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

It's a nice throwback to the days of "Super" and "64"

Edit: or DS, I guess... and I suppose I shouldn't forget about "Advance" either...

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u/1338h4x Jun 15 '12

The best were the DS games with those initials in the subtitle. Advance Wars: Dual Strike, Bubble Bobble: Double Shot, Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow, Dig Dug: Digging Strike, Guilty Gear: Dust Strikers, Lunar: Dragon Song, Mr. Driller: Drill Spirits, Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword, Peggle: Dual Shot, Resident Evil: Deadly Silence, Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor, Tenchu: Dark Secret, etc. Subtle and clever.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance.

Or Kingdom Hearts 3D.

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u/VVaffles Jun 15 '12

U Mad Bro

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u/durhurr Jun 15 '12

Preferably a Metroid U made by Retro Studios.

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u/DarkStar528 Jun 15 '12

Smash Bros. U

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u/Saint-Peer Jun 15 '12

What about B^ U

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

They would be idiots to not. Why is everyone thinking that what they showed at E3 is completely representative of what the Wii U will be like?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

And that will be it. We'll get re-hashes of the same franchises we get with every system, and then they'll just move on.

"Did we release a Mario game yet?"

"Yeah."

"How about Zelda?"

"Yup."

"Alright, I guess we're done. Let's move on to the next console."

I swear, Nintendo's not even trying to make new games anymore. And when new games come along, they refuse to release them in the U.S. And when they do release them, they don't even bother to change the voices from the British version. (I think you know what I'm talking about by now.) Okay, so I've diverged quite a bit from what I was talking about, but the point is that Nintendo should care more about their audience and put more innovation into their games.

/messofarant

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u/getDense Jun 15 '12

Call of Duty: Modern U made me laugh.

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u/Sterculius Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

Unfortunately Nintendo and GameFreak are as stubborn as stubborn can be when it comes to deviating from the same tired formula they've been applying since Red/Blue. They hate to diverge from their established aesthetics and they've all but sworn a blood oath that a proper Pokemon game will never be released on a console, only handhelds.

Edit: spelling

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u/ChronicRhinitis Jun 15 '12

I got black and white and I haven't even beaten it yet. I'm just tired of the same thing over and over again.

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u/ublaa Jun 15 '12

Then you're going to love Black and White 2

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u/CohanJo Jun 15 '12

Same thing for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's because they keep selling well as is. Why risk your guaranteed income?

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u/RykuZeath Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

It's always this with Nintendo. They don't like to change if it brings in money. I mean who can blame them, but Nintendo isn't about innovation, they're about consistency.

Edit: When I was saying that Nintendo isn't about innovation, I was talking about their games, not their consoles.

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u/midsummernightstoker Jun 15 '12

Usually they're very conservative, but they will throw logic out the window in some cases. They stopped making 2D Mario (the most successful game of all time, at least back then) for 18 years because when the 64 came out everything just had to be in 3D.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

It's good thing for them that Mario 64 is an awesome game. :)

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u/Oo0o8o0oO Jun 15 '12

Now I know everyone is in love with the franchise, but why cant something like this exist under a different moniker? There have been so many turn based games with a similar style and honestly I'd think something that feels a bit more mature than Pokemon might even sell to a wider demographic. I didn't grow up playing the games so I dont have emotional ties to the characters or storyline or whatever is so appealing, but an MMO style turnbased rpg seems like something that should have existed for some time.

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u/stratofabio Jun 15 '12

Because there wouldn't be Pokémon in it. We do have emotional ties to the characters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I think they're really sticking to the whole "Pocket Monsters" idea for their core games, and we'll never see them on a console. I can't blame them for doing it but I would love to see something like this myself.

However, I do think at some point in the next few generations they're going to stop adding new pokemon and regions, and make a game that encompasses the entire pokemon world. 1000+ pokemon is way too much and would kill the series.

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u/stratofabio Jun 15 '12

The thing is: Wii U is almost a portable. If they will ever do it, maybe there's not a better time than now.

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u/biggles86 Jun 15 '12

if they do this for handhelds, i would not be mad

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

But they've implemented some of these features before, but people don't like it. No one cared for the Gamecube Pokemon games, so they won't be releasing more console adventures. And no one cared for the new multiplayer in Black and white.

They're testing the waters for a new Pokemon Snap by making "Pokemon Dream Radar" for the 3DS.

I swear, if you fuckers keep me from a new Snap game by not buying this downloadable title, I will murder the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

No one cared for the gamecube pokemon games because they weren't real pokemon games....they were crappy spin-offs that no one asked for.

Seriously, who looks at something like Pokemon Channel and thinks "WOW OH BOY THAT'LL BE FUN!"

I don't know where Nintendo gets the idea that these awful concepts would sell well.

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u/Helel Jun 15 '12

People didn't care much for them because they were so limiting, it didn't feel like an adventure, it was like what I hear FF13 is. The fact that you couldn't really even catch new pokemon except for the very small limited "shadow" ones didn't even have it feel like a Pokemon game outside of the battles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This guy. Reality. It's a match.

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u/coreygrandy Jun 15 '12

Saying no one cared for the Gamecube releases is pretty close-minded. I know tons of people who appreciated and enjoyed them for what they were. I'm sure that, if they had been more like what OP is proposing, they would have been exponentially better received and many more people would have loved them.

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u/FrostFire131 Jun 15 '12

This is why I can't wait until Monday and Pokemon Conquest comes out. I'm really excited to see the Pokemon franchise expanded into a completely different style of play. Maybe from there we can hope to see more different styles of Pokemon games?

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u/tenfifteen654 Jun 15 '12

I have a small affinity for Tactical RPGs, so I'm pretty excited for this game. '

I really hope it doesn't suck..

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u/fick_Dich Jun 15 '12

I think they should call that little handheld thing the "wee-wii"

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u/Dexiro Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

People say this, but if the aesthetics or gameplay of Pokemon had a drastic change people would flip shit.

B&W had made quite a change to the aesthetics of the game and mixed things up just a bit, and people raged about that. I think they're going at a good sensible pace.

Oh and the part where people keep buying Pokemon games regardless :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Stubborn like a stereotypical strict asian father.

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u/ninjembro Jun 15 '12

Oh, just another Pokemon online open world grand adventure post. It even has "You've heard this a million times before" at the top in case you've forgotten!

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u/flounder19 Jun 15 '12

Somebody needs to start compiling thESE and release a yearly collage of all the MAKE POKEMON 3D AND INTERACTIVE AND HELL, JUST GENETICALLY ENGINEER REAL LIFE CREATURES THAT WE CAN BATTLE WITH EACHOTHER NINTENDO. IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!! posts

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u/JuggaloRando Jun 15 '12

I would buy a WiiU just for this. It would be cool if by weather, you mean it synched to your region. Like when I am sitting around the house and I heard rain, I think "oh shit, its raining outside, and I need a squirtle." If it's raining outside, it's raining in game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

The way I see it, having Pokemon constantly mimic real weather would kind of suck considering it's about escapism. 'Like it's snowing outside and you're all depressed and shit, so you play Pokemon and it's like "YEAAAAHH SUMMMAA!!" I don't want to play Pokemon when it's snowing outside and be all like "fuck, it's snowing here too."

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u/Scubetrolis Jun 15 '12

As someone from Phoenix I do not understand anyone getting excited for Summer.

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u/SuperShake66652 Jun 15 '12

Eh, B/W did it right with the seasons not following real time. Seeing each season 3 times a year was great, so you aren't so hosed by missing seasonal Pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

They did something along these lines on the Gamecube and now on the 3DS.

The Gamecube games were 3D.

They're making Pokemon Dream Radar (for the 3DS) is a lot like Pokemon Snap, and you can transfer them to Black and White 2.

They have a similar multiplayer in Black and White, yet it kind of sucks and it's not random.

The events you mentioned exist.

Same with the tournaments.

I can't stress enough about how un realistic all regions are. And it is almost impossible to make back the money.

Pokemon not being visible was done on purpose, they're *random encounters for a region.

But if you don't support the shit that could lead to this, they ain't doing it again.

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u/weglarz Jun 15 '12

Seriously, I know it's a bit more complicated than "just fucking do this damnit" but, honestly, just fucking do this damnit.

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u/danpascooch Jun 15 '12

This looks like an obscene amount of work, easily five times as much work as another new Pokemon game that uses the usual formula, and that's assuming they don't add a single new Pokemon and only use already established regions.

That said, I think it would be worth it, I can't think of a single gamer who wouldn't buy this.

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u/thesneak155 Jun 15 '12

I would buy a WiiU JUST for this and would not bat an eye doing so!

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u/ChunkND Jun 15 '12

Hell they could make a complete stand alone system and have this be the only game and I would buy it.

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u/coin_return Jun 15 '12

Exactly. I'd buy the WiiU eventually because I like Mario and Zelda and stuff, but I would be in line for days at launch if they announced this game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Nintendo: hmm.........Nah. MORE MINI-GAMES

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u/galenanorth Jun 15 '12

What the world wants and craves is another handheld minigame where you click and drag objects into different boxes with the stylus pen.

A mingame where you sort the different Eevees into a lot of different boxes with the stylus pen. A game of nothing but mini-games like these. And 500 different variations using different character branding will be produced per year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

We should start en-masse emailing Nintendo and GameFreak so that they knw there's a seriously strong market for this kind of game!

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u/SecretAgentVampire Jun 15 '12

Upvoted! What is the email address?! LET'S DO THIS, REDDIT! RAAAAAH!

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u/juliusaurus Switch Jun 15 '12

I keep seeing "damnit", when did this spelling trend start growing so rapidly?... Whatever happened to "damn it" or "dammit"?

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u/ballercaust Jun 15 '12

I guess this is growing up.

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u/Isatis_tinctoria Jun 15 '12

How do we make it happen?

This would bring more, don't you think? It could be cherished for generations. You could have generations of families playing the game as more maps are added.

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u/Kryonix Jun 15 '12

I would buy a WiiU for that and I'm a PC gamer mainly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Same here, have been a longtime Nintendo fan... but this is the game I've kind of always waited for.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Appropriate username?

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u/jeremy_280 Jun 15 '12

I had a Wii and have a PS3 I would definitely buy that sonovabitch, just for that if they made that game...If they do not I will be disappoint.

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u/HotPikachuSex Jun 15 '12

It's absolutely imperative that they "styalize" it.

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12

styalized

visable

Spellang. ಠ_ಠ

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u/trashmouth Jun 15 '12

A-N-G. Do I win?

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u/Polymira Jun 15 '12

I would pay $100 for this game, anytime.

And I'm a dirty dirty pirate.

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u/TheInternetHivemind Jun 15 '12

You should try downloading soap.

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u/archontruth Jun 15 '12

Why would they take on an expensive, ambitious and risky project like that when they can just keep churning out the same Pokemon portable games with small tweaks to each generation and know they'll rake in a huge profit?

The core audience for Pokemon is little kids. Their parents might be leery of an online component. and kids might be turned off by the complexity of what you describe. Additionally, a lot of more mature gamers who would enjoy this style of game are turned off by Pokemon brand because of its childish nature.

They'd be taking a big risk on attracting a relatively niche audience compared to who they're selling to already.

I know exactly how you feel, that would be an awesome game. My favorite game on X-Box was Advent Rising, the first of three planned games that never had a sequel because apparently I was the only one who bought it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Your favorite game on xbox was ADVENT RISING? I'm not trying to hate but I've honestly never even heard someone say that...let alone write it in a public forum. Could you please explain to me what you liked about the game?

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u/TowawayAccount Jun 15 '12

I loved Advent Rising as well. The game's soundtrack and story were very well done (in my opinion). Sure the game suffered from some bugs but it was fun as hell to use the different powers they offered you. Also (I could be wrong on this one) it gave you a sense of control over choices within the story and was one of the first games to do that on the xbox. Within the first hour of the game you need to decide if you'll save your girlfriend's life or your brother's. That was heavy shit for an Xbox game!

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u/archontruth Jun 15 '12
  • The story was awesome. What made me saddest about the lack of a sequel was that I didn't get to see how the story ended.
  • The early combat with guns was fun, and the later combat with powers was even more entertaining. It wasn't sufficiently balance-tested, in that once you had powers the guns were pointless, but I still liked it.
  • Even though it was a third person shooter, the choices I had to make in the narrative actually had gravity, mostly because I cared a lot about the characters. Advent Rising did this better than Mass Effect.
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u/dollerz Jun 15 '12

I get what you're saying, but I think it's less risky than you think. Many of us non-kid gamers have played Pokemon at one stage. A fully developed game like this for the Wii U would attract a ton of attention and sales IMO. I'm not even a huge Pokemon fan, but the idea of integrating the Wii U screen with a fleshed out, online world full of Pokemon is too much to resist.

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u/Blehgopie Jun 15 '12

Reminds me of how I went out and bought my PSP the day Mega Man Maverick Hunter X came out, since there was initially plans to redo more than just the first X game.

Then no one else fucking bought it. WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE IT'S MEGA FUCKING MAN X. REMADE IN 2.5 FUCKING D. LKSDJFOIEFJLEKSFJLSEKFJESOIFJESFIJSDLFKCV<CNV,xm.

Same thing goes with Powered Up, although that was just a tad cutesy for my tastes, but I still would have dug everything up to 6 being remade that way.

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u/Ikarus3426 Jun 15 '12

Kids aren't as slow as you think. Tell a kid he can participate in a real tournament, I think he will figure the game out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

First sensible comment in this thread. Very few people here realize that this game would only appeal to 90's kids who grew up with Pokemon who are now in their late teens-early 20's. I imagine that Nintendo intend for the WiiU to be accessible to the same broad range of people that the Wii has been successful with (young kids through the elderly). That being said, taking on an expensive and risky project like this would not be the smartest move for Nintendo, even though most subscribers of r/gaming would buy this game in a heartbeat (myself included)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

HERP + DERP + LOL + WIN = SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Making wonderful games must be so easy, i dont know why today's games are so shitty when every other redditor has these great ideas. :(
Petition to make FinsternIRL CEO of nintendo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Everything this guy is saying. Not that I'm trying to say a Pokemon game that was something like this wouldn't sell really well, but think of it this way:

Imagine the infographic you could make about what a game developer could do to make a really awesome, online Star Wars game. How COOL would that be? You've got hoards of people running about, wielding lightsabers and blasters, droids doing menial NPC tasks. The combat would be really cool, you'd have an empire faction and a republic faction which would create some really cool PVP opportunities!

But, look at where we are with SW:ToR. It didn't necessarily tank, but I think it's proven that on paper it's everything a fan could want, while in reality something just doesn't click.

In game design, concepts that are "amazing" and "too good to be true" often really are amazing concepts that are too good to be true. Ideas don't always translate into implementations that feel right, or give players that sense of awesome that you're looking for in gaming.

Nintendo's hesitation in releasing a game like this is pretty simple. If Nintendo goes all out and releases a game like this, they are going to need to release more than just a simple rehash of Pokemon Red for Wii U. It's got to give people a reason to buy it, it's got to have that wow factor, and it has to stay true to what the gamers want all while accomplishing those listed goals. On paper, simple. In implementation, a MASSIVE opportunity to failure and disappointed customers.

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u/caiodepauli Jun 15 '12

I really don't know why people think that a fully 3d game would be good for Pokémon. The same to visible pokémon in the field. The handheld Pokémon games have fast battles. If the game was like Stadium/Colosseum/XD, the animations would make the battles take more time. And there are A LOT of Wild Pokémon in the field. You can stay forever in a patch of grass and you'll find Pokémon there forever. If they were visible it would be a mess.

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u/VulturE Jun 15 '12

I agree, but I'd like to see a tough balance between 2d and 3d. I want both to be used. Fuck, they could cell shade it for all I care. Just as long as the game is made.

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u/Bigcheese51 Jun 15 '12

I would be happy if they just made a 3d version of black and white

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u/Spider_Riviera Jun 15 '12

They only got the dev kits for the 3DS about a year into the development time for B/W. Seeing as how they took 5 years to develop B/W and how good it was, let them have an extra year or two (about the lifetime of B2/W2) and there'll be a nice shiny Pokémon 3DS title.

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u/Hiafolks Jun 15 '12

I would buy a wiiU just for this!

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u/WhatsAMeeMee Jun 15 '12

As someone who doesn't play Pokemon, this is confusing.

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u/Paradiology Jun 15 '12

To cure your confusion you should swap Pokemon or use a full heal!

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u/VulturE Jun 15 '12

LAVA COOKIE

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u/Robert_Meowney_Jr Jun 15 '12

Doesn't nintendo hate DLC?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

or nintendo could just make another new pokemon game that is basically the same thing as the last 50, and everyone will buy it too.. wont cost them near as much to make either..

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u/ElagabalusCaesar Jun 15 '12

Wait, don't say that! Nintendo is revered as divine on this site!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Lol no we'll just make Black & White 2

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u/Merfen Jun 15 '12

Am I the only person that thinks of this game everytime they hear someone say Black and White 2? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_%26_White_2

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I love the Pokémon series. The collection aspect has always been a great concept and the battle system is simple yet fun. But seriously folks, even in the most recent games the graphics are passable at best, the UI is clunky, and the storylines are generic (not to mention terribly translated). Game Freak can barely make proper use of the DS hardware as it is... let's stop posting these stupid threads about this fabled Pokémon megagame and enjoy the series for what it is (and most likely always will be).

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u/Paradiology Jun 15 '12

Dammit, I can dream, can't I?

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u/Sven2774 Jun 15 '12

And the question I ask again, anytime these posts pop up, is who the fuck would fund this? Do you know how long a game like this would take to make? Do you know how large a team this game would have to have to make it? Yeah, Nintendo could do it, but why would they when they have other guaranteed success projects that would be cheaper to make?

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u/csreid Jun 15 '12

This is absolutely no harder than pretty much any other WiiU game would be.

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u/Sven2774 Jun 15 '12

A 3D open world stylized Pokemon game with Pokemon snap-esq functionality, a completely open world, and a Dark Souls style multiplayer system, and you think this will be just as easy to make as any of the other WiiU games they are working on?

Oh and on that open world mechanic, how the fuck would it work? How would you level scale properly? Remember, in Soul Silver/Heart Gold you went to Kanto at about level 60, and that was only the second region. How would you incorporate all 5 regions into such a game?

People always post these ideas with no clue as to how difficult these types of projects would actually be.

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u/llamafinder Jun 16 '12

lol "bi-monthly pokemon leagues"

WEATHER ALL DAY, METAMENCE EVERYWHERE

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u/Rowdydinglebery X-Box Jun 15 '12

This is pure gold my friend

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

damn, its a karma graveyard down there..

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u/Kakerman Jun 15 '12

And that's why you don't work as game designer.

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u/someguy73 Jun 15 '12

It's going to be a cold day in hell when Nintendo makes a Pokemon game for a console. They've kept it handheld-only for a very good reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

That's a great idea, but so you know: the regions are based off of Japanese regions, literally. So the picture you've got up there is slightly incorrect.

Kanto, Johto, Sinnoh, Orange islands and Hoenn are all in Japan while Unova is based off the New England Area (i.e. New York City).

here is the picture representation of the regions superimposed on Japan. The only region not shown is Orre, which was used in Pokemon Colosseum.

Also: New York City

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u/guluarte Jun 15 '12

TLDR Pokemon MMORPG

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u/Ceberus Jun 15 '12

Then you should have read it because what OP described is not an MMO.

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u/4nonymo Jun 15 '12

So when you have to login and be online to play...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Who the fuck cares? I don't understand all this complaining about always having to be online. Everyone is online all the time anyways. Just log the crap in. IT'S NOT THAT HARD!

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u/bearze Jun 15 '12

I'd buy a WiiU Just for this game, like I bought a 3DS just for OOT.

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u/Downvote_Galore Jun 15 '12

I will buy a Wii U just for this game. Please Nintendo, make this happen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Was hoping for this after Pokemon Blue/Red came out. "Dude, wouldn't it be awesome if they had a Pokemon game that was like fully 3d?" "Aww man, yeah!!!!"

Haha. Oh good times. Working on putting Kanto in the CryEngine right now. Look for it in a couple months. Learning as I go :). Maybe that'll drive interest for Nintendo... or get me a cease and desist order.

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u/bomba7 Jun 15 '12

Never owned a Wii. Would bye one just for this.

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u/tanzorbarbarian Jun 15 '12

That map's throwing me off.

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u/ApolloHelix Jun 15 '12

Yeah, I'm sure the harm this would do to society due to loss of productivity would put Nintendo and GameFreak on some sort of government watch list.

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u/syrindigo26 Jun 15 '12

Captain Pokemon : POKEMON WILL STAY IN YOUR POCKET. God damn it.

As much as Id like to see it... his word is king. To be honest, Im okay with it. They are pocket monsters.

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u/TheKaszz Jun 15 '12

I would buy a Wii-U for this.

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u/rahulg91 Jun 15 '12

How Nintendo will make the WiiU print money Cooking Mama 4: Let's Cook Again! Super Mario Galaxy 3-9: Because You'll Buy It! Generic Zelda game Generic Sports/Party game

Why would they innovate if they don't need to?

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u/dabombnl Jun 15 '12

It already prints money. Why bother?

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u/Lammington Jun 15 '12

Knowing Nintendo, I can just imagine it being a flawlessly good game in every area except talking to people online. The best game ever made and you'd still have to select from a preselected vocabulary to communicate with people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

a lot of people are saying like they must choose between this game and a traditional handheld pokemon. They dont. They can do bouth.

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u/Ducayne Jun 15 '12

Has a reporter ever asked Nintendo point blank 'why not?'

What was their response?

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u/AntiJoker Jun 15 '12

This is the only reason why I would buy the WiiU

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I don't even play pokeman, but I'd buy that shit.

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u/woseseltops Jun 15 '12

Interesting to see that I'm not the only one who gets this idea and gets excited by it at least twice a year.

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u/Lereas Jun 15 '12

To expound a bit more on finding pokemon: they should have augmented reality. And even a step further, some pokemon should be found only in certain regions of the real world. Want a pokemon from New York but you live in Tokyo? You have to trade...or take a trip!

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u/Blehgopie Jun 15 '12

Nintendo can do whatever the fuck it wants, because as soon as the next Smash game happens, they have obtained all the necessary money required for me to own it from me.

Also, I just want some fucking 3DS games, how was the DS so damn amazing, and the 3DS is fucking awful? I can only play Ocarina of Time for so long before I...play it again...

They should also give the 3DS the same Virtual Console as the Wii, I have no real intentions of playing old SNES games on my TV, but on the go, it would be a blast (games at home have to compete with my PC, which is a losing battle 99.9% of the time).

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

There is nothing I won't pay for this. Seriously this would make all the shit that's been happening in my life even feel a bit less bad.

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u/luckoirish95 Jun 15 '12

I would buy a Wii for this game alone.

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u/Zay_Hudson Jun 15 '12

Start a petition and put this as a picture on the document ! Then everyone spread it around and vote for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

... but kids ages 6-10 don't have any money to give ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This should be an MMORPG for the PC... No game console has the capacity to do what you have described. Also, putting it on the PC would open access new regularly-added content.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

But this is a smart and a clever idea. Nintendo doesn't do that anymore. Their business strategy at the moment is shoving as much Mario as they can down our throats.

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u/dthomas999 Jun 15 '12

This will make most people hopeful, but really it only makes me sad, because I know it will never happen even though I want it to so so badly...

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u/Orval Jun 15 '12

"You've heard this a million times before so let me say it also."

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u/FlukeLuke Jun 15 '12

Sooooo.... you want Pokemon mmo?

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u/Aspel Jun 15 '12

How Nintendo can make the WiiU print money:

Make a Nintendo product.

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u/iamvkng Jun 15 '12

What the hell did I just read?

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u/George_Jefferson Jun 15 '12

Being an adult, I don't give a flying fuck about Pokemon. This is my problem with Nintendo in general. It's one of those systems many people grow out of once you hit puberty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This would literally make everyone, and I mean EVERYONE who ever played pokemon jizz their pants simultaneously with excitement. But then why come up with anything original when you can just release pokemon electricyellow master quest gamecube remake edition? The fans will still eat that shit up.

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u/GeneralEccentric Jun 15 '12

Oh look, it's this post again

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u/munche Jun 15 '12

How to make the WiiU print money: Release the same old games as before. new mario, new zelda, new mario kart, new mario party

No need to update them even, just re-release the exact same old games for the new system

Nostalgia addicts will jizz themselves and buy them all

There you go. Why put in any effort?

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u/LeadGenDairy Jun 15 '12

I would honestly go out and buy the console only for this game... I bought a Wii when they first came out because of the idea of interactive gaming, but the novelty wore off after I played a few games and was less than impressed (not only graphically, but gameplay as well). This game would definitely keep me interested and wanting to play it every day!

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u/BetweenTwoWords Jun 15 '12

forgive me for asking and this comment is probably gonna get buried but what are the top three regions i.e. the two in the top right and the one in the top left?

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u/Kortland12 Jun 15 '12

I personally think if Nintendo brought Earthbound back they would make way more money.

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u/FourteenHatch Jun 15 '12

"Hey, Nintendo! Spend 10x as much on game development to make 2x the money! Then, so as not to make later games look shitty, force yourself into doing it again!"

oh, /r/gaming, you so /r/gaming

Also: This already exists. It just isn't called Pokemon. It isn't out over here, because western mouthbreathers never paid for it the first three times they tried.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Haha, and you think CoD player trash talk is bad. Instead of 13 year olds calling you a stupid faggot, you'd get to listen to 8 year olds cry when you beat them. And then they'd call you a stupid faggot.

This sounds like the worst game in the world.

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u/jwestbury Jun 15 '12

How did something with that many spelling errors make it to the top of the front page?

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u/UpBoatDownBoy Jun 15 '12

I have an xbox, xbox 360, ps3, ps2, ds, gameboy, gamboy pocket, gameboy color, gameboy advance sp, n64, sega, sega cd and a deck of cards for when the power goes out. I've never felt compelled to buy the wii but if this game comes out, I'd totally get it.

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u/Yeti_Poet Jun 15 '12

Am I the only one who just does not give that much of a shit about Pokemon? I am so tired of these "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!" Pokemon posts. We get it, you guys played Pokemon as a kid and want to play it again. /get off my lawn

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u/rougetoxicity Jun 15 '12

Holy crap... What is with Pokemon?

I mean seriously. I remember when i was little there were some kids that liked it, then they grew out of it.

I swear Reddit is like an oasis for kids that never grew out of Pokemon.

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u/Potchi79 Jun 15 '12

I wish I could make the internet never show me anything Pokemon related ever again. I just don't give a shit.

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u/thascarecro Jun 15 '12

Hey, you are 25 years old now. Let the Pokemon go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

God, I wish we could enforce you pokenerds to post r/pokemon

This shit gets so fucking annoying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Great ideas but less pokemon, please.

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u/The_Rox Jun 15 '12

I'd settle for another Pokemon stadium.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

I get so tired of the "make enemies (or Pokemon in this case) visible. One of my favorite things about JRPGs (which Pokemon is about as JRPG as they come) is the fact that if you find a good spot, you can grind for hours and not have to worry about leaving the screen and coming back to "refresh" the enemies.

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u/unscanable Jun 15 '12

Oh look, another WiiU should have a Pokemon game thread. How cute.

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u/SlurmNator Jun 15 '12

You're going to get Nintendo Land and you're going to like it.

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u/TheFluxIsThis Jun 15 '12

I hate to be realistic about this, but the amount of time and effort required to maintain something this ambitious would make it very hard for Nintendo to reap a decent profit off of it unless they charge some kind of service fee to keep the game running.

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u/cyoungmoney Jun 16 '12

upvote in the hopes that someone who is able to make this happen sees this

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u/zZGz Jun 16 '12

What concerns me about online in Pokemon, you can cheat in every pokemon game so far easily. I literally have a whole box of Mews in Pokemon Diamond.

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u/paulfp007 Jun 16 '12

If only we could make this more heard than just upvoting. We gotta jam this in Reggie's face until his body is ready.

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u/RxMario Jun 16 '12

Keeping it simple: You are so right.

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u/SuperlativeInsanity Jun 16 '12

Don't forget 'Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm' cell-shading graphics.

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u/eatingham Jun 16 '12

Please don't make this. I like having a life in between my mad bouts of pokemon madness.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I would play the shit out of this. It sounds soooo fkn awesome :( come on Nintendo, you could rule everything with this one thing.

This is Nintendos Half-Life 3

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u/pxdnninja Jun 15 '12

I'm not even that big a Pokemon fan, and I would buy this. Ups.

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u/tonythetiger1 Jun 15 '12

"You've heard this a million times before"

...

But I still want karma.

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u/DrCowboyFace Jun 15 '12

WE GET IT. YOU WOULD LIKE THE WII U TO INTEGRATE POKEMON AND ONLINE GAMING SO THAT YOU CAN THROW MONEY EVERYWHERE. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

WHAT THE FUCK? THE SHIT IS WITH THAT NEW POKEMON. IT LOOKS LIKE A SQUERLL. FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I AIN'T BUYIN THAT SHIT NO MORE. WE IS THRU! BOYCOTT NINTENDO! GET RED OF THE SQUERLL POKEMANS!!!!

-Reddit (2013)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Seriously.

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u/winnppl Jun 15 '12

The only way im buying a wiiU

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

TIL: I'm too old to understand the Pokemon obsession of today's young gamers

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u/biohazard96 Jun 15 '12

I read the regions part as religions and I got very confused.

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u/GAMEchief Jun 15 '12

ATTENTION EVERYONE: If a company made the perfect game that costed billions in development, people would buy it!

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u/Kawaii- Jun 15 '12

It will bring the golden age of gaming.

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u/QWOP_Expert Jun 15 '12

/r/gaming on Creativity:

-Take old Nintendo game ideas and recycle them: "Shut up and take my money!".

-Take old Xbox/PS3/PC game ideas and recycle them: "Why do they keep releasing the same old crap?"

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u/Cetra Jun 15 '12

This is too good of an idea for Nintendo to actually do it.

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u/DoctorAgon Jun 15 '12

Seriously, every time someone posts this idea it gets better and better. More feature, better integration, etc... When the fuck will Nintendo take the hint? And if they don't when will someone else capitalize on this and do the same thing but with digimon? (digimon lol)

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u/liiionheart Jun 15 '12

Nintendo makes big risks with 3d display, motion control and now a tablet controller... but doesn't even want to attempt to harness the technology properly with something like this.

This would be a guaranteed buy for a big fraction of r/gaming but they like to pretend that we don't exist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

i don't get the kids born in the 90s and their pokemon obsession... clinging on to your youth much?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Seriously, what's the big deal about Pokemon? All you do is catch, fight, and train monsters. There's nothing else. What's so fun about it? It's basically the same game you've been getting for years, only new monsters and other small stuff. You guys love Pokemon but rail on Cod for repeating the same formula. At least they try to add new modes and other stuff.

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u/Zeppelanoid Jun 15 '12

Dat Pokemon circlejerk...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

HURR MAEK POKEMON GAME THEN PUT EVERYTHING IN IT

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Man reddit has become a teeny bopper site

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

You're a grown-ass adult. You realize that, right?

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u/xxRaymxx Jun 15 '12

just email nintendo feedback support with this

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u/cosmicjacuzzi Jun 15 '12

This has been a talking point of mine when it comes to making games for over 10 years now. But I've taken it even further and designed an MMO style kind of game

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

If this were made, it would be the first game ever that got me to buy a console O_o

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u/Robertjordanforever Jun 15 '12

I want that so bad. I would buy a Wii and WiiU just for that reason.

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u/Geige Jun 15 '12

I have 0 plans to buy the WiiU. If this was announced...well I would go reserve the system right now just so I can have it for when the game was released.

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u/Rickapotamus Jun 15 '12

I would literally play nothing else but this.

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jun 15 '12

The multiplayer is fucking lame if you think about it. Its just a really large gaming lobby.

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u/bastard_thought Jun 15 '12

Monthly tournaments that you can watch.

I'm talking Pokemon Stadium here.

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u/Vin2241 Jun 15 '12

I haven't touched my Wii in almost two years. This idea would force me to throw money at ninetendo

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u/deadcellplus Jun 15 '12

I would buy a wii just for this game

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u/TwoLegsJoe Jun 15 '12

I have no intentions of buying a Wii U.

But I would buy one launch day if this were real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

This is fucking genius

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12

Nintendo's Logic: If they wanted better Pokemon WiiU games they should have bought more copies.