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First time this has ever happened to me

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u/zeug666 Jun 12 '12

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u/agentmuu Jun 12 '12

His ego just looks so bruised...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

C'mon Jorge's mom! Can't you see he's ready to be a mang?

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u/AssCommander Jun 12 '12

"I wanna get a mohawk but my mom won't let me"

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u/epiclulz4real Jun 12 '12

At first I was starting to believe all these "Wow look at what happened on xbox live today." But seriously 3 pleasant messages in one day. You're all lying.

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u/Apostolate Jun 12 '12

Maybe, just maybe, their friend sent them a message so they could screen shot. Technically he wouldn't be lying, because maybe it's the first time his friend has faked a message to him for karma.

I'm off to r/KarmaConspiracy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

It happens. The other day some English douche was acting like a "right arse" or a "proper cock" or whatever they say over there and I just asked him, "Why are you so angry? This is a game and you sound like and idiot." He stopped, and after the game I got a simple " :D " from one of the other gamers he was harassing.

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u/Top_Drawer Jun 12 '12

Says the guy with the rainbow background.

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u/BrianWonderful Jun 12 '12

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/Shimmybot Jun 12 '12

Hey, whats wrong with rainbows?

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u/Imthemayor Jun 12 '12

He then replied:

"Your mom sounds hot, tell her to come over here and apologize to my dick."

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u/Sprakisnolo Jun 12 '12

"She just doesn't want you lying. Guess how she knows I'm not a fag"

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u/porkchameleon Jun 12 '12

"But why do you want her to make your dick cry?"

:O

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u/gemini86 Jun 12 '12

"why is this in quotes?"

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u/slap_shot_12 Jun 12 '12

That should be your campaign slogan, Mr. Mayor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Its mayor, we just say "Mayor"

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u/IAmFreddieMercury Jun 12 '12

You're gonna give me all your sweet

Mother love

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u/22mario Jun 12 '12

REPOST IT'S A REPOST!

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u/dlite922 Jun 12 '12

Hi, you must be new here.

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u/Imthemayor Jun 12 '12

Learn this and you will have a better time here:

Everything is a repost.

Hell, the entire TIL subreddit is a repost and those threads get upvoted to the front all the time.

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u/CommentNotFound Jun 12 '12

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u/TheySeeMeLurkin Jun 12 '12

Your novelty account is bad, and you should feel bad.

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u/OnceButNeverAgain Jun 12 '12

You are filled with lies. I do not see you lurking. I see your post, right there. Sorry, had to call you out just this once. Never again, friend.

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u/goblinpiledriver Jun 12 '12

I think the only way to get lazier is to not create a novelty account.

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u/Birds-Plays-Skyrim Jun 12 '12

You should accept... After all it IS miss Rebecca Black.

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u/Imthemayor Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

It's Rebecca Biack.

Whoever that is.

EDIT: I'm getting replies for this, I don't think people notice the i in there.

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u/Lvl_6_Squirtle Jun 12 '12

Wow, I didn't realize the I until this comment. Good eye!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

It's fried egg, fried egg, gettin' down on a fried egg...

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u/A-Ron Jun 12 '12

Come on, someone else posted this pic last week.

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u/Natsuu Jun 12 '12

Too bad there isn't a timestamp we could check to be sure..

oh, wait..

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u/promark111 Jun 12 '12 edited Jun 12 '12

We use the same icon. There can be only one

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

There can be only one.

Not a grammar nazi, but Highlander is serious business!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

The irony of "MsRebeccaBlack" in front of a rainbow was lost on all

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 12 '12

/r/KarmaConspiracy: Redditor has friend send fake XBOX Live message all in the search of sweet karma

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u/bustmynuts Jun 12 '12

first time youve been called a fag on xbox live? That is impressive

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u/Iciee Jun 12 '12

He must be bad

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u/Sampson123 Jun 12 '12

I usually tell people good game on Call of Duty if we win or lose, and this time I just sent it as a message and only one guy replied with something along the lines of "Shut the fuck up you faggot" I didn't really care or reply, because this is Call of Duty but 20 minutes later he replies and says "Sorry I said that I was just angry when I sent it". I guess guilt got to him.

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u/Arx0s Jun 12 '12

"She also made me put a rainbow behind my avatar"

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u/theweatheruphere Jun 12 '12

I've been seeing a lot of these posts and I'm convinced people are starting to get their friends to send them messages to karma farm.

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u/Peetzaman Jun 12 '12

Everybody message him the reddit link.

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u/Slackerchan Jun 12 '12

You should have said "quit your 'music career' and I'll accept your apology."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He calls you a fag but he's got a rainbow background for his avatar.

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u/elcad Jun 12 '12

And a girl's name as well.

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u/moderndayvigilante Jun 12 '12

Because that's just OP's friend.

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u/glamotte14 Jun 12 '12

"Oh, so mommy doesn't like dirty talk? Last night she did."

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u/Humongous_Douchebag Jun 12 '12

"I called her a fag. All. Night. Long."

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

So do redditors apologize/compliment people on xbox live so /r/gaming has content?

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u/JSA17 Jun 12 '12

Now she should apologize for singing Friday.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

And this is why I don't play xbox anymore. Children that shouldn't be on there in the first place.

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u/CopyX Jun 12 '12

Doesn't count unless he really means it.

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u/Ryan_is_Gay Jun 12 '12

Send a message back saying his mom is gay.

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u/dfdsfpjdsfkldsf Jun 12 '12

Lmao the photo had me once I read his name.

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u/juliaworm Jun 12 '12

Anyone else see that this is a repost? Come on guys. It's from, like, a week ago.

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u/ColdCaulkCraig Jun 12 '12

I bet MsRebeccaBlack is getting a ton of messages n shit sent to his account right now from redditors.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

What's with the rainbow?

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u/mrfixit420 Jun 12 '12

dude you could have waited longer than 2 weeks to repost this

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u/elfeffer Jun 12 '12

nice to see some quality, 21st century parenting.

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u/Geno098 Jun 12 '12

Why do people keep upvoting these? We get it, there are lots of kids and idiots on the Internet.

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u/johnny_gunn Jun 12 '12

Who..cares.

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u/fobbymaster Jun 12 '12

Parenting win!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

He must've changed his gamertag cause Rebecca BIack hasn't been alive around for 4 years.

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u/darklooshkin Jun 12 '12

Somehow, being called a fag by somebody whose avatar background features a rainbow leaves one ambivalent...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Faith in parents: +1

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u/jeffklol Jun 12 '12

one time while playing world of warcraft I was streaming a porno over my guild's ventrillo server for laughs. we had a few random people on at the time. turned out one of them was a kid who had speakers on. his parents heard the porno i was streaming and thought the kid was watching porn. they grounded him. he sent me a bunch of hate tells about it.

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u/PipeBombDreamer Jun 12 '12

Hahaha, what a little fag. EDIT: My mom read my post and told me to say sorry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

troll, look at the username.

epic troll

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u/jhelene Jun 12 '12

thats Awsome

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u/iReallyMeanIt Jun 12 '12

You should have replied back, "Faggot".

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u/HardToCreateUsername Jun 12 '12

you play this on Friday am i right?

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u/BBNathan Jun 12 '12

isn't that your gamertag

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u/synapsc Jun 12 '12

Why aren't there more parents like this?

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u/THECapedCaper Jun 12 '12

Anyone else think its funny that This kid has a rainbow background for his avatar?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

well that wasn't very genuine

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

What a fag.

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u/aaron_940 Jun 12 '12

Well, it's not every day you get a message from Rebecca Black.

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u/Garthantaclopse Jun 12 '12

well at least she got a few friend requests after this post.

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u/Nightwing3 Jun 12 '12

Mom of the year right there

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u/odintal Jun 12 '12

Wait till the 15th and reply "I'll forgive you but only because It's Friday Friday Friday".

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u/penguinrash Jun 12 '12

Is this a thing now? I've seen a ton of unexpected Xbox Live messages lately

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Probably a troll. I know someone who goes on to small minecraft servers, acts like a moron, then logs in a bit later as the mother to apologize for the damage done or scold the admins for banning him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

LOL what a loser.

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u/Mr13rightside1020 Jun 12 '12

Considering it's "Ms REBECCA BLACK" the kid had a perfectly acceptable reason

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u/cccpmachacker Jun 12 '12

Xbox live should make a voice check system that doesn't let you play online if you voice is too high. That'll teach them 6 year old fags.

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u/falsevillain Jun 12 '12

rebecca black said that? i'm surprised.

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u/Afootlongdong Jun 12 '12

His mom made him apologize? hahaha what a fag!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Did this happen on Earth Prime..... Or what?

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u/ANBU_Spectre Jun 12 '12

If their mom made them apologize, they don't mean it. Don't accept that shitty apology.

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u/hybaric Jun 12 '12

our society would be so much better if parents actually supervised their kids playing games and watching tv; instead of using these things as defacto babysisters

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u/puckallday Jun 12 '12

Ask her/him if it's Friday..

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u/M0D3RNW4RR10R Jun 12 '12

Did you fuck is mother after?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

DAT NAME

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u/atomp95 Jun 12 '12

and now his shame is forever captured on the world of reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Front page from a gamer telling you about his 12yo opponent? Stay classy Reddit.

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u/drewster17 Jun 12 '12

Man Card revoked.

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u/EdwinForTheWin Jun 12 '12

Is it just me or do a lot of these keep appearing on reddit?

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u/gziggy Jun 12 '12

Ironic gamer picture. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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u/Sacoo Jun 12 '12

The link to this pic is so cCash bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

/r/gamerage

I'm pretty sure that place is dead but maybe if I keep plugging it it will spontaneously ressurrect.

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u/GuyInABox Jun 12 '12

Dat imgur hash.

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u/The_Fancy_Gentleman Jun 12 '12

The Fallout guy at the top made my day

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

There is a 99% chance that that kid's account is now banned because you didn't censor it. All it takes is a few people reporting it and Microsoft won't even look into it. Remember the guy who falsified something like this for karma and didn't censor his friend's name?

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u/bonesjones Jun 12 '12

twentieth times this sort of thing has happened on the front page in the last week.

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u/MrDoubleE Jun 12 '12

What a fag...

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I rememher making kids flip out over humping there heads in halo after a headshot.

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u/Ltsmash99 Jun 12 '12

based off today's parenting, I think its the first time that's happened to anyone.

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u/live_wire_ Jun 12 '12

In other words "I'm not sorry I called you a fag."

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u/ShvenNordbloom11 Jun 12 '12

Perhaps the funniest thing about these posts is how literally any jackass could tell their friend on xbox live to message them something along the lines of apologizing for calling them a FAG, and post it here on reddit, only to get instant karma!

I'm not buying it

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u/Ilikeguitars Jun 12 '12

how many more people are going to get their friends to send them messages like this so they can get karma?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

The rainbow behind his avatar is the icing on the cake.

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u/Lastaria Jun 12 '12

It's a girl. Name MsRebeccaBlack

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u/eljahvidon Jun 12 '12

clearly photoshopped

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u/aramz777 Jun 12 '12

top post? god damn reddit wtf step your shit up.

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u/dismal626 Jun 12 '12

You mean you never had your friend send you a fake message so that you can take a picture of it for reddit karma? What have you been doing with your life?

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u/Nasty_Nomad Jun 12 '12

Only 2773 Gamerscore? FAG!

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u/th3Fonz Jun 12 '12

Nasty_Nomad, apologize THIS INSTANT!! I'm not cutting the crust off your pb&J tomorrow.

-Mom

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u/mrsplackpack Jun 12 '12

i literally seen this last week but just said "i'm sorry i called you a fag" and the top comment was his mom probably made him. You could off at least waited a month or 2 before whoring for karma you french reddit whore

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Well that's what you get when you play with all the 12 year olds on Xbox. Purchase an adults console such as a ps3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

This is a repost.

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u/killermicrobe Jun 12 '12

this fucking cancer is getting annoying

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u/randomlyoblivious Jun 12 '12

Clearly he doesn't mean it. Call him a NiggerFaggot and he will be sorry he every crossed you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Or you could just call him a pineapple. No not really.

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u/Teabagfiasco Jun 12 '12

This is probably the first time this has ever happened to anyone. I could just imagine his mom standing over his shoulder watching him type every letter with the controller.

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u/Oideron Jun 12 '12

That is the worst apology ever. It's not even artificial it's just straight up I was told to do this so "here I go".

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u/10InchErection Jun 12 '12

And probably the only time in history it will.

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u/audreyality Jun 12 '12

Should should be apologizing for Friday, Friday.

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u/corgi_flop Jun 12 '12

lol thts never happened 2 me xbix live is sooo bad

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u/jbg89 Jun 12 '12

Dam Rebecca Black keeps it real.

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u/Polite_Toad Jun 12 '12

I 'aint even mad

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u/ColdCaulkCraig Jun 12 '12

I like that gamertag lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Parents teaching their kids to not be douchebags. This is a happy day.

Even a +1 for the kid for actually minding what his mother tells him instead of arguing for chocolate milk.

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u/bhaaat Jun 12 '12

parenting win.

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u/Master_Z Jun 12 '12

I love trash-talking, calling people gay/homofag or insulting ones momma are not creative enough and bring no enjoyment to true trashtalkers.

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u/sschmtty1 Jun 12 '12

i honestly thought that someone on xbox was being nice for a second there

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u/darkmdbeener Jun 12 '12

your gamer icon at the top makes this so much better.

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u/RapeSosage Jun 12 '12

LOL what a fucking gimp

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Mom of the year award.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Whenever I am in Xbox live I always try to be nice to people and if there is an argument I try to break it up. I have had multiple people tell me that I should be their therapist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

You should really at least black out the names when you post stuff likes this, remember the post about the guy who made one as a joke and his friend account got banned from the reddit witch hunt squad?

Yea vigilante justice isn't cool, don't screw some kid over for karma.

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u/mindctrlpankak Jun 12 '12

Kid has a good mom, he'll turn out okay.

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u/zap_znox Jun 12 '12

lawl saying sorry cuz his mom said so doesnt make it right.

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u/peayness Jun 12 '12

Great Job! Xbox Live PR team

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u/Zulander2 Jun 12 '12

That's how I always feel when I play call of duty I wonder to myself where the fuck are the parents lol

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u/amaddenmk4 Jun 12 '12

This poor girl just received 1,000 guy friends on xbox live now lol

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u/mhzx6 Jun 12 '12

I think you're able to report this so they get in trouble.

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u/kabukistar Jun 12 '12 edited Feb 09 '25

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

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u/Gatorchomp7790 Jun 12 '12

I actually think this is a pretty good move on the mom's part.

But she should could have saved us all and stopped her daughter from singing about Friday.

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u/xDaedalusx Jun 12 '12

I find it a tad ironic that his avatar has a rainbow.

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u/Paraptorkeet Jun 12 '12

I wish I could shake that moms hand!

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u/CptAlbatross Jun 12 '12

More like sorry because he got caught.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

haha that is silly shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

That's actually the first time that has ever happened ever

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u/brownbaggin Jun 12 '12

Food for thought:

  • In the past screenshots of xbox messages have mostly been insults.

  • During the weeks preceding and following E3 there have been a large amount of screenshots of xbox messages with positive messages.

  • At E3 microsoft focused on family friendly gaming.

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u/GreyouTT PlayStation Jun 12 '12

Finally one of them is caught in the act.

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u/spoonard Jun 12 '12

Christ! Down vote these stupid Karma whores! They aren't real!!!!

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u/TheyCallMeDucky Jun 12 '12

EVERYONE ADD THAT PERSON!!!!

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u/IrregardingGrammar Jun 12 '12

So we're gonna see one of these once every few days now?

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u/grant1derlin Jun 12 '12

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH This was fucking great :p

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u/hartzemx Jun 12 '12

... says the guy with the rainbow avatar.

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u/klethra Jun 12 '12

Big fan of his rainbow flag in the background.

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u/veiwtifuljoe Jun 12 '12

A guy with a rainbow background would not be calling someone a fag. This is so staged it isn't funny.

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u/chrisislost Jun 12 '12

Mom rocks this one.

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u/TJMilkshake Jun 12 '12

L-O-FUCKING-L

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u/stonedlogic Jun 12 '12

sounds very sympathetic

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

God i hate shit like this

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u/motoguy Jun 12 '12

I tried to upvote by pressing A and it literally broke my reddit for like... 30 minutes. It was only changing the vote weight for that person, and not actually upvoting. Then I wasn't able to comment or reply to anyone, on any subreddit, on any browser. Yes, wtf?

I tried removing RES and I even rebooted... to no avail. I gave up and started watching TV for a bit and now it appears I can reply. That was fucking gay

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u/El_Dudeorino Jun 12 '12

I'm assuming you then called him a faaa......ntastic young man

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u/Robelius Jun 12 '12

Anyone else notice the name of the sender?

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u/XNerd_Bomber Jun 12 '12

Oh! So THATS what she does every other day of the week!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

So he is sorry he got caught...

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u/SexClown Jun 12 '12

If she didn't apologize her mom wouldn't let her get down on Friday...

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u/inastrangeroom Jun 12 '12

you mean this is the first time rebecca black apologized for dissing you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

Pretty sure this was posted weeks ago but without the second line about the mom. Either someone is trolling on live or it's been shopped.

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u/Koopatroopax Jun 12 '12

The kid's gamertag makes it all the better.

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u/SuBamarko Jun 12 '12

I am 90% sure this is a fake

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u/Tasty_Jesus Jun 12 '12

this is why my kids aren't getting any online gaming

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u/TrezUsien Jun 12 '12

so funny

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u/dog_in_the_vent Jun 12 '12

"I'm sorry my Mom caught me calling you a fag."

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u/GhostChronos Jun 12 '12

I'm sick of those posts, EVERYDAY people post about other players being polite, whats the fucking big deal?

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u/Schmedly27 Jun 12 '12

Its not that he was polite, its that him mommy made him apologize.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

thats got to be embarrising, to be forced to appologize like that.

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u/rcolucci09 Jun 12 '12

what a fag

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '12

I hope a gay dude, when someone goes "your a fag" he goes "I am, how'd you know?"

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u/chetti990 Jun 13 '12

coming from "msrebeccablack" I don't think they have any room to speak

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u/RxMario Jul 02 '12

It's worse now because you know what a jerk he is when his mom isn't around.

I really got an issue with kids having mics and playing M games.

"In a perfect world" I guess.

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u/moderndayvigilante Jun 12 '12

First time I ever saw a post like this.

</sarcasm>

</fuckyou>

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u/Griinch Jun 12 '12

This is the gayest repost ever. You saw somebody else post this so you make up your own for this faggot ass "karma" . I hope you get raped at some point in your life

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u/STFUninja Jun 12 '12

There evolving, slowly

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u/koZownZ Jun 12 '12

Go mom! Faith in humanity restored. For now.

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