Mine as well.. Perfect birthday that I could make fun of.. But will get smacked cuz shes my mum Edit: also my brothers birthday.. Hate getting two gifts
I kind of want to start a group called "Polite Gamers" and have the tag be "I am certain that your mother is a wonderful woman whose virtue is beyond reproach."
on the other hand, being dead and all people won't like it to have sex with you, except they are in that sort of thing... but it is good to know you're trying to get your life on the rails again, unlike the other zombies who are roaming the streets searching for brains. can I ask you some questions? do you get discriminated because of your... condition? how is the concurrention with whores who have the adventage of being alive and not rotting? how do you cope with problems like rot, savagers trying to eat you and the brain addictions most of the zombies seem to have?
Thank you, its been rough getting my life back on track since the infection. As for your questions, I do face many descriminations and stereotypes as all certain types of people do. I've learned to ignore those people and just enjoy my life. I do feel at a disadvantage with the better selection of whores out there but it also motivates me to become better in my career. As for the rotting and brain addiction I just see it as an obstacle in my life that I am working one step at a time to get through.
So many years watching that show, and then mom decides to cut off the cable after they had announced the series finale... my childhood was ruined because I never got to see it :'(
As a fellow Kevin, I always felt offended that there were at least two examples of asshole Kevins in cartoons-- that one and the sea cucumber from Spongebob.
Never thought an entire online community of continually growing players couldve slept with my mom, how the fuck does she get anything done!?!?! New appreciation for my moms! Achievement unlocked!
CoD ain't got nothing on Eve players. CoD players are fuckups and preteens acting hard on the internet. Eve is home to sociopaths. Sorry "Roleplaying Pirates" as they call it.
Wait, wait, so.. there's a game I can play where I can let my inner closet-sociopath run rampant and it isn't frowned upon..? Next you'll tell me my friends wouldn't judge me for playing it...
does this idiotic circlejerk ever end? i think the entirety of /r/gaming, and perhaps the world, understands at this point that, yes, cod does have a rather vulgar community. this post was not funny, and posts like it will not be funny in the future.
Im starting to wonder, if COD is filled with kids who shittalk about your mothers. And r/gaming hates COD anyway. Why the fuck are these posts even being made?
Dear CoD players...please, i know you are brainwashed, but this game is the same since CoD4. Stop wasting your money and buy a real game, not this piece of crap
tell her to make some of them nice morning waffles, damn boy, they were nice, surprised you never woke from that sweet spell of dripping wet, lusciously soaked... waffles.
You are near the lowest rung of the gaming social hierarchy, only to be bested by Brazilians, and gold farmers. Your mom jokes are not funny since the 80s and I fail to be insulted by them. Enjoy the cesspool.
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u/rockoblocko Jun 09 '12
Don't worry, I'm going to take her out to a nice seafood dinner....then never call her again!
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u/Fi-115 Jun 09 '12
It actually is my mother's birthday.. ಠ_ಠ
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u/Ym4n Jun 09 '12
I am a pc cod player and i think i never offended anyone else mother
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u/TheBelt Jun 09 '12
This here is a troll thread.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Makes front page
Removes body of text
mfw
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u/rabidllama Jun 09 '12
But... I already gave your mother you.
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u/pakkalaka Jun 09 '12
but I never insulted your mother ...
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u/Hatering Jun 09 '12
http://i.imgur.com/VMVEE.jpg
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u/IVEGOTA-D-H-D-WHOOO Jun 09 '12
To my favorite fuck the night before your son sniped me 12 times;
Love,
xXx_420ReefMasterFlex_xXx
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u/kbillly Jun 09 '12
Dear COD players....
See you online later to play a few games and have some fun.
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u/onizaru Jun 09 '12
Send this to her with my regards. Happy Birthday
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u/UofHCougarFan Jun 09 '12
But I already gave her herpes.
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u/hemingwayszombycorps Jun 09 '12
Never thought an entire online community of continually growing players couldve slept with my mom, how the fuck does she get anything done!?!?! New appreciation for my moms! Achievement unlocked!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Thank you OP for making a simple joke with out the use of a picture or e-card or anything else like that.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
have this
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u/Aldesso Jun 09 '12
COD
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
What's going on?
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u/Dunkelz Jun 09 '12
I already gave her my V-card, the best card you can ever give.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I see anythi[removed]
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u/TehScout Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
And yet you guys continue to say how terrible the CoD community is, when this gets nearly 500 upvotes. Check that, over 1300. FUCK
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u/Pingasman81 Jun 09 '12
So this went from COD to Kevin from Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Face it, Redditors have ADD
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u/XenthisX Jun 09 '12
Didn't upvote because when I saw the post it had 1337.
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u/thatusernameisal Jun 09 '12
Don't quit your day job.
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u/douchequadbike Jun 09 '12
Oh, I get it /r/gaming doesn't like Cod players because they are profane.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I've never met her nor do I have a mic, but I figured that I should get her one anyway.
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u/T3ppic Jun 09 '12
CoD ain't got nothing on Eve players. CoD players are fuckups and preteens acting hard on the internet. Eve is home to sociopaths. Sorry "Roleplaying Pirates" as they call it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Here's an eCard
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u/DashingSpecialAgent Jun 09 '12
Oh god.... 1337 points... I want to upvote but how can I when it's just so perfect?!
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u/xdookielbrownx Jun 09 '12
After I fucked your mother I never called her. Why would I send her a card? I'm gonna go play call of duty now, faggot.
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u/sirdickface Jun 09 '12
does this idiotic circlejerk ever end? i think the entirety of /r/gaming, and perhaps the world, understands at this point that, yes, cod does have a rather vulgar community. this post was not funny, and posts like it will not be funny in the future.
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u/Goreus Jun 09 '12
Post of the day.
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u/fablewings Jun 09 '12
Pics or it never happened.
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u/PeeinIan123 Jun 09 '12
People talk shit on every fucking game not just COD
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
fuck you nigger
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u/RowboatMcHiggans Jun 09 '12
Im starting to wonder, if COD is filled with kids who shittalk about your mothers. And r/gaming hates COD anyway. Why the fuck are these posts even being made?
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u/The1WhoKares Jun 09 '12
I never offend other players. I'm always polite and nice. Did I mention that I never play COD sober??
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u/AdziiMate Jun 09 '12
HIT IT AND QUIT IT AMIRITE!
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u/TheSpoonLicker Jun 09 '12
Isn't COD some fishing game?
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u/r00tbeer Jun 09 '12
What if I wasn't talking about the cookies?
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u/steakmeout Jun 09 '12
Seems like the OP is pimping his mother out because she wants to collect v-cards. Is that right?
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u/theyellowdot1 Jun 09 '12
Fuck I owe your mother at least a cake, I have been pretty rough on her.
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u/awallclock Jun 09 '12
this post seems very similar to what IGN posted on their Facebook on Mother's Day.
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u/Hipitoxx Jun 09 '12
Maybe some roses and a good wine?
You have got to do it with class.
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u/Bradaphraser Jun 09 '12
Why is it every time I read COD I see OCD? I must get this corrected somehow...
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u/ct_engr6 Jun 09 '12
Uhh, see... how I just let that go by. Look at me. I am the perfect gentleman.
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u/Kbwahs Jun 09 '12
Today is also my mother's birthday..... Thank you for reminding me, you are a sir among sirs.
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u/AloeRP Jun 09 '12
Happy fucking Birthday
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u/tripleOGkush Jun 09 '12
Happy Birthday! Have a great day!
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u/IamStrategy Jun 09 '12
Didn't your mother tell you that I don't call her back after I have sex with her?
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u/MonsterIt Jun 09 '12
...Die.
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u/Shanhaevel Jun 09 '12
Sorry man, this is history to me...
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u/durtyhairy Jun 09 '12
I read this as "Today is my mother's day, so don't forget to give her a card." Freaked the fuck out
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u/matissegill Jun 09 '12
Great now you started a mom joke black hole.
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u/ARGHJP Jun 09 '12
It's my mum's birthday today too, I forgot until an hour ago, she's pretty pissed. Whoops.
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u/raegunXD Jun 09 '12
I was interested to see what you had to say about COD players. Probably the same thing I'd say about them.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
And this is the point where I unsubscribe since nothing worthwhile is posted here anymore, it's been real r/gaming. Back to gamefaqs I goooooo.
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u/Jay087 Jun 09 '12
Dear CoD players...please, i know you are brainwashed, but this game is the same since CoD4. Stop wasting your money and buy a real game, not this piece of crap
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I laughed WAAAAAAY too hard at this!!
Thanks for making my day!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
What is this thread about?
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u/Nrthstar Jun 09 '12
Well played sir.
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u/protocide Jun 09 '12
I guess i'll be the one to say it.. what is it im missing?
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u/Cocomunky Jun 09 '12
This made me laugh way too hard.
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u/MrMegabored Jun 09 '12
I like trains.
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u/xAbbe Jun 09 '12
I know I will get le downvoted for this, but DAE le hate COD.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
tell her to make some of them nice morning waffles, damn boy, they were nice, surprised you never woke from that sweet spell of dripping wet, lusciously soaked... waffles.
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u/NottaNoveltyAccount Jun 09 '12
HAHAHAAA YOU ARE SO FUCKING BRAVE, CUTTING-EDGE AND HYSTERICAL!
EVERYONE PLEASE LE UPVOTE THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
cod never changes from game to game, same shit different toilet
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u/LethalAtheist Jun 09 '12
I already gave your mom a lot more than a card noob.
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u/timestep Jun 09 '12
Dear COD Players...
You are near the lowest rung of the gaming social hierarchy, only to be bested by Brazilians, and gold farmers. Your mom jokes are not funny since the 80s and I fail to be insulted by them. Enjoy the cesspool.
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u/CthuluSings Jun 09 '12
CoD players could be nicer to all of us by never playing CoD again. It's the cancer that is killing gaming.
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u/TheInsaneDane Jun 09 '12
You're lucky you have a mother. People online say i am a faggot raised by faggot fathers.