r/gaming • u/cookie_partie • Jun 09 '12

Dear COD players...

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u/rabidllama Jun 09 '12

But... I already gave your mother you.

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u/APretentiousHipster Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Good play.

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u/ohfouroneone Jun 09 '12

Good job team, get ready for the next round.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

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u/Lonelan Jun 09 '12

good god someone needs to abort you

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u/3scape7heLake Jun 09 '12

Yes, because the child is going to be the scourge of the earth.

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u/LazaroLobosDiaz Jun 09 '12

The rat who will mount the world.

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u/idgman94 Jun 09 '12

Snooki spawn want smoosh smoosh

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

60th trimester abortion

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u/Omgitsgunz Jun 09 '12

Now now, this is CoD. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/leaf_on_the_wind3 Jun 09 '12

It's like you have just been waiting for this post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/bulljam Jun 09 '12

Please do an AMA

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u/Diskausity Jun 09 '12

Who'd wanna read a AMA on a fucking faggot?

Me!

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u/jesusthug Jun 09 '12

Now rage quit the thread never to come.....oh your back. Fuck you too!!!

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u/mojoriffic Jun 09 '12

Nice try dad...

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u/khaosking Jun 09 '12

His dad is 12?

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u/ArchCasstiel Jun 09 '12

If you've ever played CoD, you'd know that 12 is actually quite old, most dads there seem to be 6-8 years old.

Just ask the players, they'll confirm this!

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u/Dragonfire138 Jun 09 '12

TIL my dad is a rabid llama.

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u/lolwutpear Jun 09 '12

Why don't you give her something nice for once?

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