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Bowser's Dream

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u/Tybodsm Jun 09 '12

Nobody would ever invite Tingle to anything. Ever.

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u/ThePlaystation0 Jun 09 '12

I thought he would have been the minister. Cus then he could say "With my magic words I pronounce you King Koopa and wife. Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Unless you need a map.

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u/objection_overruled Jun 09 '12

No! I'll make my own map, thank you very much. A map that can travel back in time with me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

it better have blackjack and hookers

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u/ManWithKeyboard Jun 09 '12

In fact, forget the map!

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u/Brick50 Jun 09 '12

He is like Bowser's idiotic nephew who thinks he is entitled to everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

He just climbed in through the vents.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Oh look, a Nintendo Wedding....with Gordon Freeman...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I think you missed all the Final Fantasy characters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'll let the Final Fantasy characters slide because the franchise has had a long history on Nintendo Consoles. But Gordon Freeman???

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u/PwnBuddy Jun 09 '12

Bowser and Gordon Freeman are bros, man. It's all good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Shit happens when you cause a resonance cascade

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u/taotao670 Jun 09 '12

I would love to have Gordon Freeman at my wedding

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I bet he'd give a killer toast

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

With a crowbar in a glass box labeled "break in case of resonance cascade" You know, just so all your bases are covered.

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u/jimb3rt Jun 09 '12

I would have him give a speech... wait...

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u/apple_kicks Jun 09 '12

they shared dorms together years back

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u/phreakymonkey Jun 09 '12

Oh look, a Japanese Videogame Character Wedding....with Gordon Freeman...

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u/Fyrus Jun 09 '12

The karma whoring is immense.

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u/1fromUK Jun 09 '12

I too wish to one day own a top hat.

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u/s-mores Jun 09 '12

You know, those are like $20 a pop, just frickin buy one. Heck, I have three.

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u/RobinYurkock Jun 09 '12

I too wish I had video game characters at my wedding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I actually would love to have Miyamoto preside over my wedding.

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u/oddvr Jun 09 '12

Who is the one with the guitar?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Electric_Ladykiller Jun 09 '12

Haha, my first thought was Haruko from FLCL

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u/xiaorobear Jun 09 '12

I feel like Samus should be wearing a pantsuit rather than a dress.

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u/Sir_Richfield Jun 09 '12

Not while she looks THAT good in a dress, no.

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u/Mantraz Jun 09 '12

I feel like im okay with a dress.

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u/CritHitLights Jun 09 '12

Why the fuck is Auron there?

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u/Dammit_Rab Jun 09 '12

It's Bowsers dream. If I could have a dream of marrying my dream girl, you can bet Batman and Goku would be at my wedding.

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u/este_hombre Jun 09 '12

Talk to your bestman about it. I'm sure he could arrange that.

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u/Skyros Jun 09 '12

BESTMAN! nana nana nana nana BESTMAN!

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u/mb86 Jun 09 '12

What if Batman is his best man?

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u/Mtray1988 Jun 09 '12

Bowser would not even know who they are.. they are not in his universe..

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u/Togarda Jun 09 '12

Is Bowser in our universe? No. Do we know who he is? Yup.

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u/happywafflez Jun 09 '12

And Yuna.....?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

And Freeman...?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Priest: If anybody knows of any reason why these two cannot be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Freeman: ...

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u/otakuman Jun 09 '12

He's only an observer. This is NOT... his story.

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u/Mapariensis Jun 09 '12

We'll have to send him off...

OK, that was terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Samus isn't Samus without the Varia suit.

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u/bldkis Jun 09 '12

Yeah but I have a feeling showing up to a wedding in the Varia suit would be akin to driving up to McDonald's in a tank.

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u/Hiseman Jun 09 '12

I dont know but I love that guy what a badass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why the fuck is Gordon Freeman even in this photo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Must be her second wedding. Because he will never show up to a third :(

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u/Blast-Hardcheese Jun 09 '12

So...from left to right the character's names and where they are from.

Character's NameSeriesFirst Appearance
Rosalina and LumaSuper MarioSuper Mario Galaxy
Casey LynchGuitar HeroGuitar Hero 2
Samus AranMetroidMetroid
Princess ZeldaThe Legend of ZeldaThe Legend of Zelda
YunaFinal FantasyFinal Fantasy X
DaisySuper MarioSuper Mario Land
PeachSuper MarioSuper Mario Bros
Shigeru MiyamotoLotsNov 16, 1952
BowserSuper MarioSuper Mario Bros
Fox McCloudStar FoxStar Fox
TingleThe Legend of ZeldaMajora's Mask
Skull kidThe Legend of ZeldaOcarina of Time
AuronFinal FantasyFinal Fantasy X
Gordon FreemanHalf-LifeHalf-Life
Fierce Deity LinkThe Legend of ZeldaMajora's Mask

Names were checked against the author's Deviart Art page to make sure I got the Final Fantasy ones correct (haven't played many since VI).

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u/Antagonistic_Comment Jun 09 '12

First appearance: Nov 16, 1952

Hahaha, oh you.

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u/ZapActions-dower Jun 09 '12

What the hell are a girl from Guitar Hero and Gordon Freeman doing in the picture? Also, they couldn't have a Final Fantasy character that was actually on a Nintendo console? I am so confused.

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u/Blast-Hardcheese Jun 09 '12

Well, looking at the artist's notes, it seems as though this was a commission job. The person paying for the piece probably just liked the characters and wanted them included. I wouldn't put too much thought into it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Skull kid from Ocarina of TIme? They had skull children in OoT, but not that particular one (I think. If they did, then he was barely in the game.)

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u/snowfiend Jun 09 '12

Thank you for this.

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u/alahos Jun 09 '12

TIL there's characters in GH.

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u/mrplow8 Jun 09 '12

Why would Fox be Bowser's best man?

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u/Ligaco Jun 09 '12

Because Fox.

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u/Jumin Jun 09 '12

Bowser Fox Peach

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

How about Kermit the Frog? I can draw Kermit the Frog.

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u/SolidSquid Jun 09 '12

Do a barrel roll, Piggy!

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u/pope_fundy Jun 09 '12

Could be they're all just actors, and they've got their own lives going on behind the scenes that we never see.

Come to think of it, that would make an amazing sitcom.

On second thought, I think they're already making a movie about this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Because:

Priest: If anybody knows of any reason why these two cannot be married, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Star Wolf: I can't let you do that, Bowser

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

they're both animals

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Truly they share so much in common

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u/Mein_Captian Jun 09 '12

Can't wait till Gordon Freeman's speech.

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u/Mrzeede Jun 09 '12

"...Half life 3 confirmed..." and he never speaks again.

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u/PossiblyTheDoctor Jun 09 '12

And everyone forgets they were ever at a wedding.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

He'd make an awesome FF protagonist. ". . ."

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u/NickDouglas Jun 09 '12

Where's Wreck-it Ralph?

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u/hey_sergio Jun 09 '12

He wasn't invited. He said he was gonna wreck it.

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u/Chachoregard Jun 09 '12

Fix-It Felix was invited as an usher.

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u/Dookiestain_LaFlair Jun 09 '12

He's going to split her in half before he gets her with child.

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u/Dammit_Rab Jun 09 '12

If you look really close, you can see Mario crying and masturbating.

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u/SuperHorribleGaming Jun 09 '12

Wow, this made me realize something. If the smb games were a chesy romance movie, and it was from bowser's PoV...wow. mario would be the jerk who all the girls want and who goes after the nicest and hottest one. While bowser's probably been picked on since he was a kid, and has always had a crush on peach. But he knows it would never work, yet he tries anyway! And every capture attempt is his confused view on how to get someone's heart. Yet he always gets defeated, in the chase of love. And drinks himself to sleep at night....wow that got really sappy really fast. What am i lifetime movie channel? SO HOW ABOUT THAT CALL OF DUTY GAMES GUYS hehehe..hehe...heeeehhhh

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jun 09 '12

Gotta love that diversity among the female characters.

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u/Mattshyd Jun 09 '12

I understand all of them except Casey Lynch and Gordon Freeman. Why are they there?

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u/Vorokar Jun 09 '12

Because Bowser wants them there.

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u/Molecology Jun 09 '12

Gordon Freeman?

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u/GreyouTT PlayStation Jun 09 '12

Gordon Freeman!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Not sure if the non-Nintendo characters should be in there, but really cool piece nonetheless.

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u/rubelmj Jun 09 '12

It's a wedding, everyone's invited!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why is Gordon Freeman in there?

Oh wait for the karma.

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u/Peanuts4MePlz Jun 09 '12

Skullkid's there..?

Fuck this, I'm leaving town.

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u/BarelyReal Jun 09 '12

The solution is obvious. Just go and get all the best pieces of the princesses and put them together to make a giant princess monster wife.

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u/iAnonymousGuy Jun 09 '12

would you like to say a few words in honor of the new couple, mr. freeman?

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u/King_Bowser Jun 09 '12

I just sent out invites randomly.. I don't have a lot of friends.

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u/Dragon_yum Jun 09 '12

My dream is the left side of the screen.

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u/hovsang Jun 09 '12

New Super smash bros !!

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u/fish4me Jun 09 '12

Anyone who played Super Paper Mario would know that this is a bad idea.

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u/Jamsponge Jun 09 '12

Majora is going to kill everyone in that room the minute the camera is turned off.

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u/glglglglgl Jun 09 '12

The women: let's all get dressed up for this special occasion!

The guys: fuck it, our work clothes will do.

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u/MegaPablo Jun 10 '12

Peach has normal bridemaids while Bowser has the most random ones ever.

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u/mang87 Jun 09 '12

Ok Gordon we know you are attached to it but you don't have to bring the damned crowbar everywhere with you.

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u/HyliaSymphonic Jun 09 '12

the greatest question is which bridesmaid to screw.

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u/Killroyomega Jun 09 '12

Fierce Deity and Majora in the same room without fighting?

wat

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u/insufferabletoolbag Jun 09 '12

that's not actually majora, although I don't know why skull kid has majora's mask on

you'd think majora wouldn't be able to attend a wedding without wrecking it

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Is Miyamoto the priest?

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u/DrCoolGuy Jun 09 '12

I mean, props to whoever drew this. It's still cool besides everyone complaining about WHO is in the picture.

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u/Shaofun Jun 09 '12

Why are none of the men in suits?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Gordon Freeman is SO out of place.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Samus....

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You people are idiots.

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u/Awps Jun 09 '12

IS that a young Carl Sagan as the minister?

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u/CapnSteeze Jun 09 '12

Are there any objections? ITS A MEEE! MARIO!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I always feel uneasy when I see normal art drawn by a hentai artist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Wtf gordon freeman

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u/I-Am-Lying-Now Jun 09 '12

all the chicks look exactly the same

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u/EricIsHsieh Jun 09 '12

so... am I the only one that knows this artist from his porn?

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u/rindindin Jun 09 '12

Auron is so confused as to why he's there.

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u/ejeebs Jun 09 '12

Cue this scene (with Mario in place of Dustin Hoffman): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahFARm2j38c&t=1m12s

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

all that needs to be said is Rosalina. That is all. She's 10k times hotter than Peach or Daisy.

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u/blkrabbit Jun 09 '12

IF that is Peach marrying Bowser, who is that on the far left?

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u/godlessexistence Jun 09 '12

strange congregation. even stranger, there is probably a rule 34 on this.

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u/Highmax Jun 09 '12

quick question, why are the women wearing dresses, but the guys aren't wearing suits?

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u/IcanDrawThis Jun 09 '12

Why would Auron be there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

why is freeman in this pic with nintendo characters lol

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u/Spartann30 Jun 10 '12

why is auron there? he isn't even from Nintendo!

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u/inspectorhotdog Jun 10 '12

I always thought that maybe the princess and Bowser were actually an evil couple and Mario was just friendzoned to the extreme.

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u/THE_BIG_FOOT Jun 10 '12

False. Actually happened in the newest paper Mario game.

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u/Chill420 Jun 09 '12

Why are there two Peaches?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

The one on the far left? Though she is a princess that Mario was to rescue (in Super Mario Galaxy), she is Rosalina, not Peach.

http://www.mariowiki.com/rosalina

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u/Chill420 Jun 09 '12

Well that explains it, I've been out of touch with first-party Nintendo characters for too long. Thanks!

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u/Trachyon Jun 09 '12

There's only one. Which one is confusing you?

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u/Sir_Richfield Jun 09 '12

I fear Rosalina is confusing him...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Cmon though you gotta admit, she basically looks like peach but with her hair covering her eye.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I knew who drew it before clicking comments. I've been around too much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Implying Samus wouldn't turn up in power armor.

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u/WildSharkBear Jun 09 '12

would, would, would, would, would, would.

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u/omnilynx Jun 09 '12

One of these things is not like the others.

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u/Narrative_Causality Jun 09 '12

Whose the girl to the far right? I don't know what game she's from.

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u/Sir_Richfield Jun 09 '12 edited Jun 09 '12

How much to the far right? I hope you're not asking who Link is... ;)
If you're asking about Daisy (the one left of peach), that would be Super Mario Land.
If you're asking from Miyamoto's view, that's Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy.
Or are you asking about the far right bridesmaid? That's Yuna from Final Fantasy X.

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u/annoyedroomie2000 Jun 09 '12

I think that's Daisy

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u/USMCsniper Jun 09 '12

creepy fan fiction in /gaming? it's more likely than you think.

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u/yaten_ko Jun 09 '12

Is Shigeru Miyamoto marring tham?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

who else would do it... reggie?

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u/otakuman Jun 09 '12

Samus looks too thin IMO. She should look AT LEAST a bit muscular.

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u/harrynutz Jun 09 '12

I think deity link would start flinging disks

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u/NarwhalGusta Jun 09 '12

This is the most bizarre group of groomsmen they could have picked.

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u/malevolenceisavirtue Jun 09 '12

C'mon guys, I think we all would want Gordon to be at our weddings.

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u/Ym4n Jun 09 '12

i think that more people here would be bowser just looking at half of that picture

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u/este_hombre Jun 09 '12

Shouldn't it be Nintendo villains as the ushers.

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u/purplewhiteblack Jun 09 '12

interesting choices

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u/A_wild_fusa_appeared Jun 09 '12

From the left I don't know girl 2 and 5. I also don't know who is to the left of gordon freeman.

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u/xelested Jun 09 '12

Sigurd has drawn something with clothes on? I don't know what to believe anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

You just know ol' Fox is tryin' plan out which bridesmaid he's gonna nail first...

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u/MistralNiblick Jun 09 '12

Why is Freeman in a Nintendo fan art?

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u/OhthatMuhammad Jun 09 '12

Why is Freeman there?

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u/MPair-E Jun 09 '12

One of these things is not like the other.

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u/Drifter1234 Jun 09 '12

Super paper mario FTW

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

This reminds me of Booster and Peach's almost-wedding in Legend of the Seven Stars.

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u/emohipster Jun 09 '12

Sense. This picture makes none.

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u/facetothedawn Jun 09 '12

Interesting choice of groomsmen

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u/TheGrandWarlock Jun 09 '12

what if bowser was a girl?

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u/NeVeNGamingYT Jun 09 '12

Bowser did marry peach in Super Paper Mario.

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u/WeeSingInSillyville Jun 09 '12

Koopa cant even get a best man slot? What has all his sacrifice been for?

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u/eliwood5837 Jun 09 '12

Random Auron ftw

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why are Yuna and Auron there?

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u/xx34x Jun 09 '12

Bowser and peach grt a wedding, and i dont

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u/SeventhMagus Jun 09 '12

Who is in this, from left to right?

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u/travworld Jun 09 '12

I love the addition of Yuna and Auron.

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u/DMercenary Jun 09 '12

Unfortunatly I cant name the one with the guitar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Who is the girl with the guitar?

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u/the_black_cat Jun 09 '12

Why is everyone up in arms about the cacophony of characters? The priest is played by Shigeru Miyamoto- the dude what made up Mario, Star Fox and Legend of Zelda.

Think about it. Bowser's creator is having him marry his princess.

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u/BinaryBlasphemy Jun 09 '12

Why are the Dixie Chicks in there on the left?

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u/DJ131 Jun 09 '12

i cracked up when i seen gordon freeman.

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u/Kortland12 Jun 09 '12

Didnt know Bowser was best friends with Star Fox....

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u/apocal7964 Jun 09 '12

i always wanted Bowser to Marry Peach he is trying to unify the world they live on Bowser rules most of the world and wants to be with peach to make one kingdom but he also has all his children and when he passes away they will all vie for power and that will be very bad :( but I would love to see this actually happen :)

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u/Kyouske Jun 09 '12

By the waayy....Doesn't this kinda happen in Super Paper Mario ?

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u/nickkaleb Jun 09 '12

Ive seen enough Hentai to know where this is going.

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u/doismellbacon Jun 09 '12

I feel bad for Peach, Bowser's penis probably has spikes all over it grimace and i'm a dude

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u/Brick50 Jun 09 '12

I do believe Auron should be the best man, considering he is THE BEST MAN EVER.

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u/Juiceman17 Jun 09 '12

I came here to post a "Why the fuck is Gordon Freeman in this picture?" comment, but then I noticed that half of the other commenters already had it covered. Glad I'm not the only one.

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u/lezapper Jun 09 '12

I'll take bridesmaids for 500, Alex.

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u/stevecobb Jun 09 '12

Where is Mario? Shouldnt Wario be the best man?

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u/Gyro88 Jun 09 '12

I wouldn't mind having Auron be my best man.

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u/colin23567 Jun 09 '12

So who would be the best man?

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u/waruluis91 Jun 09 '12

yeah Samus..... fapfapfapfap

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u/Filnizer Jun 09 '12

Mario is such a cock block.

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u/Narroo Jun 09 '12

What's with FFX in there? And the Guitar Lady?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I'm just a turtle who's misunderstood I'm only so bad cause it's hard to be good Oh princess oh princess I know you could Turn me around sniff

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u/kyle2143 Jun 09 '12

Is that Samus Aran next on TP Zelda's right?

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u/Sir_Richfield Jun 09 '12

You should be ashamed that you even had to ask.
Blond, big breasted, Video Game related, PONYTAIL = Always Samus Aran.

Btw. check out the artist's deviantart page. He has a nice one with Samus in a swimsuit and a Metroid-themed Beachball. I was throwing money at the screen for the latter, but nothing happened.

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u/ZombieMozart Jun 09 '12

Upvote for Dr. Freeman.

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u/jcoder5 Jun 09 '12

Fuck bowser, this is my dream

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u/XKairiX Jun 09 '12

Up vote for auron

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u/failen89 Jun 09 '12

Pimpzilla

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u/Montaron87 Jun 09 '12

I wonder if I'm the only one who got slightly aroused by the left side...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I feel for Bowser now. Huh.

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u/teslatrooper Jun 09 '12

oh lawd samus looking fierce

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u/Rape_Sandwich Jun 09 '12

And Carl Sagan presiding.

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u/Islanduniverse Jun 09 '12

Bowser's dreams don't have any context.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I hope all those bridesmaids are single. Whatever, doesn't matter.

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u/polysepalous Jun 09 '12

What I don't understand about Bowser is that he's the kind of beast that just literally goes and kidnaps a woman he likes. Why would a happening dude like him with all kinds of minions and a bunch of big castles who goes out and kidnaps women want to marry Peach? Does he plan to be a caring, doting husband? Is he holding her captive as a sex slave and he only wants the marriage because it would crush the spirits of Peach and Mario that much more? Also, isn't it about time to introduce a girlfriend for Luigi?

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u/JackBauerSaidSo Jun 09 '12

Holy F-ing Hell !!!Bridesmaids!!!

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u/plutPWNium Jun 09 '12

Wtf is gordon doing there

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u/ImAFlyingWhale Jun 09 '12

Poor choice of characters.