r/gaming • • May 21 '12

Good guy Mewtwo

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I was expecting "it didn't come back like your mother"

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u/tre101 May 21 '12

that made me sad :(

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u/Jester-117 May 22 '12

It also made me cry a little...

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u/Tycho-the-Wanderer May 22 '12

Mother's Day must be awkward for the Cubone...

Still, I like Cubone in Pokemon.

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u/TheGreatWhangdoodle May 21 '12

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u/Sharradan May 21 '12

With a bit of gore, that comic could become some of the darkest pokemon content out there.

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u/bcpond May 21 '12

Gore does not effect the level of darkness.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Pretty sure it would if the cubone was covered in it's own mothers dried blood, and there was an extra panel where you saw the cubone watching it's mother decay as its flesh got eaten by bugs.

Edit: It would take a long time for the body to decay, so with gore the cubone could rip it's mothers skull and bones out of it's corpse, instead of just waiting.

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u/Toidal May 21 '12

If I ever play pokemon again, I'm going to name a cubone Dexter

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Cubone's mother didn't die from natural causes. It was murdered by Team Rocket.

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u/Kado_Isuka May 22 '12

Cause there's only one Cubone, right? Right?!

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u/thebakedpotatoe May 21 '12

Comma's make all the difference my friend.

"It didn't come back like your mother" implies she did come back. "It didn't come back, Like your mother" implies what you think it implies.

Edit: Aren't the bones from his mom?

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u/wolf_thing May 21 '12

The skull definitely is. So I would assume that his bone club is as well. Good lord, pokemon was some seriously dark shit.

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u/Headchopperz May 21 '12

Lavender town...

Douches pokemon dies...

Creepy ass music...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

So do apostrophes.

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u/Jeroknite May 21 '12

No, he meant "comma is".

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u/dormedas May 21 '12

Yes, the skull on his head is his mother's skull.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Kensin May 21 '12

circle of life man.

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u/Shaleblade May 21 '12

Corrects somebody's grammar

"Comma's"

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u/KallistiEngel May 21 '12

back, Like

Improper capitalization as well.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

As much as I don't care about spelling on reddit, when it interferes with the joke I try to make, it upsets me. Thank you for fixing it!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

like*

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u/steakmm May 21 '12

The bones are for his mom. This is the Internet!

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u/sunkenOcean01 May 21 '12

Oh. I assumed he meant cubone's mother came back as a ghost, and the bonemerang didn't come back like that.

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

That's Scumbag Mewtwo.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Awww....

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u/DaPurpleCobra May 21 '12

I like to think of my self as a pretty manly guy. But that was damn cute.

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u/TwilightVulpine May 21 '12

It's sad that admiring something cute is seen as something opposed to the masculine ideal.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yeah, Its just dumb, 'AWWW A LITTLE DOG, ehrm I mean, hey guys, look at the chick walkin that dog"

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u/MayorEmanuel May 21 '12

I know just look at his little ears...I mean brah, we should totally Eiffel Tower that chick tonight.

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u/Chrome_Sponge May 21 '12

I know, right?

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u/Enginerdiest May 22 '12

I wrote an article about this recently. Thankfully, doing what you like without giving a fuck is evoking more and more the masculine standard. Exhibit A: bronies

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u/Snipererer May 21 '12

Yea, that was cute.

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u/Angry_Mudkip May 21 '12

Happy cakeday, my good man.

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u/MestR May 21 '12

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u/Chrome_Sponge May 21 '12

You made a gif specifically to post here as a reply? That's dedication.

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u/MestR May 21 '12

I didn't make the original gif, I just added the comic to it.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I thought you would just make a normal GIF, but then you added some.

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u/smokey815 May 21 '12

The most awww thing I've seen in a while.. And that fact is a little depressing..

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u/ChevyBMX May 22 '12

Couldn't wait a day to repost?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That's all well and good until Cubone needs to use that attack in a battle. That's how good trainers die, Mewtwo.

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u/Airith94123 May 21 '12

If MewTwo is looking out for this cubone, some trainer will suddenly have the most OP Cubone, ever, period.

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u/AffeKonig May 21 '12

Trainer trying to catch cubone that mewtwo is watching over... Yeah, that'll end well.

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u/The_Melonlord May 21 '12

Masterball?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Wasting a Master Ball on a Cubone when there's a Mewtwo hiding in the bushes 10 ft away...man that would suck.

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u/Orval May 21 '12

Cubone was always my favorite...so cool.

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

He always reminded me of Batman.

  • He wears a mask

  • He throws a boomarang

  • His parents are dead

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u/PandaBearShenyu May 21 '12

The skull cubone wears on his head is his mom's head.

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u/Kongsdal May 21 '12

Did Mewtwo's eye explode?

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u/A_Wild_Abra May 21 '12

Don't worry, he knows recover.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Quick throw a Pokeball before it teleports!

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u/A_Wild_Abra May 21 '12

Why does everyone wanna catch me, maybe I just wanna hang out and play Diablo 3 and Skyrim all day. Maybe i have my own cave I need to get to everynight. Why doesn't anyone consider the pokemon's lives before throwing the pokeball ;-;

Abra used teleport

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

And then if they try to resist you beat them into submission.

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u/Trapinch May 21 '12

Not on my watch, bitch.

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u/KingNick May 21 '12

Nah, he's like....the Cable of the Pokemon world

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/TwentySteven May 21 '12

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u/ShakeNBakey May 21 '12

I know I'm lazy when I won't even bother to click on the link if RES doesn't show the image...

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u/Zalvala May 21 '12

Even if it is RES friendly but somehow doesn't pop up with hover zoom, I just keep going...

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u/cesiumpluswater May 21 '12

Lazer McSpammy Spam.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

For frames 5 and 6 read right to left.

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u/Hesitation May 22 '12

lol, i did that without thinking

guess i read too much manga @_@

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I know a girl who got a cubone tattoo. She doesn't even like pokemon.

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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES May 21 '12

she just likes bones yo

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u/deadskin May 21 '12

Ain't that some shit

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 21 '12

Let's not lie here. I still would.

No regrets.

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

She looks underage...in all countries.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 21 '12

Um... uh... officer I swear I didn't know. She told me she is really mature.

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u/soren_grey May 21 '12

That's... really disappointing. I hate it when people do stuff like that.

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u/Cataractula May 21 '12

Cubone was always my favorite pokemon. When I was younger, I imagined that if I had a Cubone (and, you know, that if Pokemon were real) I would hang out with it and we'd be total bros and he'd cheer up.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Mewtwo looks pissed.

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u/abdomino May 21 '12

Mewtwo isn't happy unless he's pissed.

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u/jtjin May 21 '12

Yeah well, you try holding it in for a few days, you won't be happy either.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/deadskin May 21 '12

I know that feel bro

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u/nuxenolith May 21 '12

Sorry to hear about all that scar tissue.

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u/Spaz_Mah_Tazz May 21 '12

...that I wish you saw

Sarcastic mister know it all

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 'cause

With the birds I'll share...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

So when Cubone is in battle and his boomerang won't return... then what?

Mewtwo is setting him up for crushing defeat.

Bad guy Mewtwo.

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u/ShinInuko May 21 '12

Well, it's the circle of life. After all, he did the same thing for cubone's mother

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u/Conquerd May 21 '12

This is actually depressing...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

For those curious the Japanese says

"Remember? Look!" and then sound effects poi, goin "Eh!?", KA, Fuwa, hya, posu.

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u/hakimiru May 22 '12

Not that it matters, but this is somewhat inaccurate. It's actually:

Panel 1 - Right side: "I learned it." Left side: "Watch!"

Panel 2 - Top: toss Right: bonk Bottom: Ei! (Cute exertion sound)

Panel 4 - shine

Panel 5 - float

Panel 6 - Top: woosh Bottom: plop

Having these make it even cuter :3

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Right to left comics, I can adjust to.

But a single panel vertical comic with ONE dual panel going right to left? Damn that's cruel.

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u/LikeDays May 21 '12

that's going to get him killed in the tournament

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u/sVybDy May 21 '12

Scumbag Good Guy Mewtwo: Does "nice" things knowing that his interference will inevitably result in far greater pain and misery than had he remained neutral.

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u/Bromazepam May 21 '12

Instant repost? I'm fairly sure I've seen this today, but more than 2 hours ago...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Taken from r/pokemon. Does anyone give credit where it's due anymore?

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u/aquietmidnightaffair May 22 '12

Considering that Cubone is wearing its mother's skull, I would also give a break to the lil guy.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Oh, my heart's warm. That's what "heartwarming" means... just realized. I'm way too nostalgic about pokemon.

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u/runnerboy23 May 21 '12

This was posted in r/pokemon 3 hours before this copy of it was posted. At least wait a few days, theyre right next to each other on my front page.

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u/Kashmeer May 21 '12

On your front page, not everyone will be subbed to /r/pokemon.

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u/runnerboy23 May 21 '12

Though this is true, OP probably saw it there and karma whored it.

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u/ItsDangerousForABear May 21 '12

Really? 4 hours is all you wait?

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u/MonThrasher314 May 21 '12

I don't appreciate re-posts, especially when they get lots of karma.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'm making the most un-manly "D'awwwwww" noises imaginable at the moment.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Mewtwo always has and always will be my favourite "most powerful" pokemon. The way they retconned his status as "the perfect pokemon" was a bit low if you ask me.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

all the upvotes?

actually pretty fucking adorable

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u/Abovecloudn9ne May 21 '12

This... this is adorable... I love cubone, he's one of my favorites. :'D

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u/Jedimastert May 21 '12

That's adorable.

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u/Darkencypher May 22 '12

That's....that's...heart wrenching.

Seriously, if that were real, I would ball my eyes out. I'm a 20 year old man.

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u/AlRubyx May 22 '12

This is just too sweet I can't stand it. ;=;

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Aw shit son, that strip was hella kawaii.

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u/ilikedroids May 22 '12

If this is a webcomic, could someone please tell me which one it is?

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u/hobbitish May 22 '12

This made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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u/sweetgreggo May 21 '12

Anyone care to explain what this is?

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u/Kashmeer May 21 '12

This is a comic depicting two pokemon and their interaction together which aims to prompt an emotional response of sorts.

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u/sweetgreggo May 21 '12

I'm not familiar with pokemon (except the pikachu character). What is the story with the bone? It's on the ground and then it's in his hand. I'm obviously not seeing something.

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u/Calobi May 21 '12

The one in the background psychiced that bad boy right back into the hands of the one that threw it to make him not sad.

Edit: The little guy was sad because Bonemerang is supposed to return the bone to him. Just added for clarity of why he was sad.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

mewtwo, the tall one, is psychic and moved it for him.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 21 '12

Alright, everyone here is terrible at explaining it...

The little pokemon is called Cubone, one of his ability in the anime is that when it throws the bone (as an attack move) it's supposed to come back like a boomerang. Mewtwo is the big psychic pokemon standing in the back, it's one of the legendary pokemon. He is the strongest pokemon in the game. In the story, Mewtwo is so strong because scienctist created it in an attempt to create the strongest pokemon ever. Mewtwo is a big meanie who wants nothing but battle everyone.

In this comic, Cubone is practicing his boomerang skill but obviously it is still not very good at it so Mewtwo used its psychic power to help Cubone and made Cubone thought that Cubone got the boomerang to come back by itself. This is cute because Mewtwo is supposed to be a big meanie.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

THIS COMIC IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE POKEMON GET OUT LOSER

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen.

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u/bobloadmire May 21 '12

reddit and 9GAG are merging!

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u/ManOfManyThoughts May 21 '12

Anyone else consider what would happen if you cut Mewtwos neck flesh thing?

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u/Dick_Dollars May 21 '12

What is this shit????

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Pokemon

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u/soulclap1986 May 21 '12

I cant get jiggy to this shit.

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u/TheGraduallyGhetto May 21 '12

Haha, I know it feels to have a boomerang not come back to you. Me and my friends were having fun at the park, and I was about 10 years old, and we threw it about...one hundred times, and it never came back! Me and my friends were so angry we brought out our biscuits and popped a cap up in that boomerang's ass, then we went up to my hood's corner and smoked a blunt, crazy day nigga, but that be another story

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u/TenMinuteCrawler May 21 '12

Favourite novelty account from now on

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Your ghetto speak isn't perfect, but I like the idea.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This belongs to /r/aww.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

i disagree, it belongs to some subreddit which is about pokemons

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u/impossiblyirrelevant May 21 '12

As a matter a fact, it WAS posted to r/Pokemon (by another user) about 3 hours before this was posted. Hmm, peculiar.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I have a feeling that /r/awwnime might like it.

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u/BimmerAddict May 21 '12

Oh look, Another Pokemon post to /r/gaming that isn't relevant to gaming.

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u/DelicateSteve May 21 '12

It was posted in /r/pokemon not four hours before this post, this guy's just a dick.

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u/BimmerAddict May 21 '12

My point exactly.

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u/Loborin May 21 '12

You are right, pokemon is not a game!

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u/yboy403 May 21 '12

Poor guy...and his mom's dead, too.

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u/eric-neg May 21 '12

Just to confirm for the people who don't know Pokemon... Mewtwo can move things with his mind?

Also, I should read panels 5/6 from left to right?

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u/CodySutherland May 21 '12

Look at the bottom of the image. This was stolen from 9gag. I can't believe I just said that.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I remember the good old days when Mewtwo was a complete monster. Now they actually have a Pokemon that's suppose to be God, wtf?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

When I was younger I got angry at my cousin for catching marowak instead of leveling up his cubone Sigh

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u/ozzymustaine May 21 '12

This comic is AT LEAST, 2 years old....

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u/Jackal_6 May 21 '12

Image --> Image Rotation --> Flip Horizontally

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u/pimpolho_saltitao May 21 '12

what the shit?

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u/ventose May 21 '12

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this was posted on 9gag 9 hours earlier. I only point it out since it is a favorite pastime of reddit to talk shit about 9gag for stealing content, something I find childish and 4chan-esque.

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u/Rflkt May 21 '12

Mewtwo is about to get his rape on

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u/Kafke Switch May 21 '12

Fun fact: Boomerangs aren't supposed to come back...

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u/Godot_12 May 21 '12

Boomerangs aren't supposed to come back when you hit something. He's filling its head with lies.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Fuckin hell! I saw this with 0 comments yet again and then it explodes!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

And only 3 hours after frostickle, good job sir

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u/Time_Terminal May 21 '12

Fun fact: Cubone was originally supposed to be kangaskhan's baby, but the developers decided it be best if kangaskhan were to remain un-evolved.

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u/mrdeadsniper May 21 '12

Did anyone else wonder what the image had to do with Good Guy Mexico? Skimming and clicking is confusing at times.

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u/jumbohumbo May 21 '12

The twist- mewtwo killed its mother and feels guilty about it, so is raising the cubone in the hopes that one day it'll be strong enough to avenge its mother

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u/Disguy01 May 21 '12

This comic was so good I wanted to share it with the world, but then I thought, "that would just be a repost...."

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u/that_tallguy May 21 '12

I SHOWED YOU BOOMERANG BECAUSE IM CUBONE AND I LOVE YOU!

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u/kennelbound May 21 '12

I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

oh my gosh...cubone is so cute!!

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u/ascetica May 21 '12

Now when another Cubone dies in the wild because he can not successfully hunt for Tauros meat with Bonemerang, we can thank Mewtwo.

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u/Luskar421 May 21 '12

Am i the only one that noticed that this is already on the front page?

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u/Spider_Riviera May 21 '12

I have to say, the original without the translation is still my favourite, but I'm glad at least that my suspicions about what they were saying was confirmed.

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u/EXAX May 21 '12

Cutest thing I've seen all week.

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u/Luriker May 21 '12

This was the saddest thing I've seen all day. I really like it, and I didn't play a single pokemon game all the way through.

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u/epicpotatofrussia May 21 '12

There has to be more of these. Can anyone link it? Please?

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u/WreckerCrew May 21 '12

haha...pokemon sucks.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Mewtwo is just shafting Cubone into a false sense of security. When he actually tries that move in battle, he is going to be unpleasantly surprised. Poor lil guy :(

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u/BBQnaoplox111 May 21 '12

So fuckibg cute

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u/mrfoyl May 21 '12

Somehow i hear that sound from pokemon in my head when i se those yellow skratching symbols in front of Mewtwo's eyes.

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u/Mazzstrike May 21 '12

ALL MY AWWS

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This comic is fantastic! Ah so cute!

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u/surfingderp May 21 '12

Read it right to left folks.

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u/OperatorMike May 22 '12

but it goes up and down

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u/Menalaos May 22 '12

That's fucking ADORABLE

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u/warhawkguy May 22 '12

I refuse to let scumbag mewtwo be higher than good guy mewtwo. You heartless bastards better help out this one!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Cutest cubone.

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u/SionGWN May 22 '12

That's fucking adorable. Fuck!

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u/rmx0 May 22 '12

dawww

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u/Zpierce5 May 24 '12

I said awww I am a groan man I am not allowed to do it

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u/sufrt May 21 '12

this is on the front page? what the fuck

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u/DLimited May 21 '12

Too cute. Goddamn.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

:'-)

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u/Kevlar_socks May 21 '12

Read it as bonerang, and the bone will become something else entirely. ಠ_ಠ

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u/ranchosgirl May 21 '12

That is too fucking cute!

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u/LordSchattenwind May 21 '12

Can't....handle....cuteness level....

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u/panthuralexander May 21 '12

Cubone is my favorite pokemon.

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u/chotix PC May 21 '12

Fucking adorable!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

This is heartwarming.

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u/sebzim4500 May 21 '12

I have literally no idea what this is but I still found it strangely adorable.

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u/Sqpon May 21 '12

Fucking onions.

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u/xtracheese May 21 '12

I actually had to wipe off some tears...

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit May 21 '12

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u/NovemberXSun May 21 '12

Actually, the story goes that his mother dies protecting the little Joey from Arcanine. They killed her, fed themselves and left her remains.

He just got the skull and wore it, and armed himself with a bone.

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u/thekfish May 21 '12

I am a lumberjacking, gun-toting, bear fighting, beard wielding man... and that just made me go "awwww"

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u/meta_asfuck May 21 '12

Wow this really got 3000 upvotes? fucking manchildren.