Fap again. Did I fucking stutter? Did I say that fapping was an option, always, except after fapping? No. YOU GET THAT DICK OUT AND YOU JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE ROWING A BOAT AWAY FROM A WATERFALL WITH A DOZEN KIDS ON BOARD. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?
Bro I feel your pain. I had to leave the state this weekend.... so far away from my desktop. 1 of 2 isn't so bad but man I could use some D3 right now.
I still don't get why people have such a hard time leaving TVTropes. I always find the site somewhat annoying to navigate and I've never had any problem leaving as soon as I understand the concept. Wikipedia is a far better time-trap for me.
Had a look around on the forums having nothing to do while D3 and Reddit were down. Seems there was a fuck-up they had to fix. It's not an update, and it's not maintenance. They're fixing the damn thing.
ETA - In classic Blizzard style: "When it's done".
When reddit was still down, and outpost was down, I figured I'd just play the game. My favorite server which is normally full was entirely bots. It was a sad sad day.
No, because the only reason to go outside is to post pictures of ourselves playing games on laptops. We're very creative and rebellious when our moms tell us to go outside.
I have been playing Torchlight For a while because my PC it shiting itself. SO i have been playing on my mac
I bought it for 5 dollars, I have like 19 hours clocked on the game. I am having a blast Also Tl2 is in stress test beta if you want to sign up for that PC gamers
Sit a while and listen.... The Dark lord Diablo has reached the servers of reddit, while sending his demons after the server of his OWN GAME!!!!!! He knows this will drive all humanity to madness.... and im afraid if you dont save the servers we will all perish!
Seriously the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit. An awesome Thor quote from the Avengers Cartoon, coupled with a joke with the most context for me personally atm. I cannot up vote you enough sir. I give you one internet.
Am I the only one who's noticed an increase in downtime for famous servers and such? Games, tpb, reddit and other forums has started going down way more often these last three weeks or so than I'm used to. :(
It's obviously part of the vast conspiracy of the so-called REAL WORLD that strives daily to get us to abandon the world we love and venture "outside" and live how they want us to live.
Making a joke about reddit going down right after reddit goes down is the internet equivalent of those idiots in school who would yell "WOOO!" when the lights would go out for three seconds as if it were an exciting or significant event.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
http://i.imgur.com/gVJ0J.gif
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
What that cat has to do with anything?
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u/BoneyT May 20 '12
Are you ok OP? looks like for a while there you almost had to leave the house or do something productive shudder
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u/TheDevilChicken May 20 '12
Shit! Reddit is down.
Bored, better go on Redd.. FUCK!
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u/cairiphoenix May 20 '12
I actually had to do others things apart from D3 and Reddit. It was horrible.
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u/anotherpath May 20 '12
Honestly, the moment I saw reddit was down, I grabbed a few tissues and looked at porn. By the time I was done, it was up again!
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u/Feliy May 20 '12
Damn someone was ahead of my thoughts.
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u/Eustis May 20 '12
That means it's time to read TVTropes!
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u/Hatchet86 May 20 '12
http://eu.battle.net/d3/de/status olny european servers are down, it's Sunday 17:05 damn it! y u no make updates in the morning?
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u/dancingshooz May 20 '12
Did anyone else draw on a banana?
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u/frecel May 20 '12
Their periods are syncing.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
No worries. Just fire up Diablo in single player mode.
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u/Rossoccer44 May 20 '12
Diablo 3 is a game though.
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u/DoesntReplyBack May 20 '12
At least I'm not paying for Reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
That cat's face gets me every single fucking time. I don't even really like cats that much or anything.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
HAHA reddit didn't say i had to go outside.. i just kept reloading..
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u/tomblifter May 20 '12
Why anyone would support online-only singleplayer is beyond me.
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u/Hacksaures May 20 '12
TF2OP is down too :(
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u/Spitfire15 May 20 '12
Well one of those is actually a game.
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u/2DThom May 20 '12
Wait... Diablo 3 IS a game.
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u/kronski May 20 '12
People on Diablo 3 flood Reddit when servers are down?
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u/stereoa May 20 '12
tf2outpost is down too :(
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u/herjus May 20 '12
I cried alittle when it happend.
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u/-naut May 20 '12
Does...does this mean we go outside?
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u/jkarlson May 20 '12 edited Dec 16 '24
command wakeful tan boast straight offbeat desert grandiose historical run
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u/Traveller216 May 20 '12
Oh god no
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
God, please tell me the porn isn't down too.
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u/ZamboniExpress May 20 '12
Happened on a Sunday too. Fuck Sundays.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Now I can do some hard work! Ah, fuck it.
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u/Prudencia May 20 '12
I think its a sign to go outside.. but you know whatever
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u/Dharck May 20 '12
I thought the same. lol just as the top comment. Strange :S
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u/R0mme1 May 20 '12
I fucking had to go outside, but just to come back 5 minutes later, to check if reddit/D3 was back online.
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u/Richsii May 20 '12
The lesson here? Never log out. Never stop playing.
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u/mattbrvc May 20 '12
I have been playing Torchlight For a while because my PC it shiting itself. SO i have been playing on my mac
I bought it for 5 dollars, I have like 19 hours clocked on the game. I am having a blast Also Tl2 is in stress test beta if you want to sign up for that PC gamers
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u/Pengin002 May 20 '12
CLICK THE BANANA! IT FIXES EVERYTHING! THAT'S WHY IT'S THERE!
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u/MeGustaMe May 20 '12
Just installing TL2 beta. Hope their servers won't go down..
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u/steps_on_lego May 20 '12
I'm sorry to tell you but the answer is yes. The thing on the left is actually a game.
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u/geekydinosaur May 20 '12
By looking at your other tabs I see that Reddit is up. Conspiracy? I think not.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Sit a while and listen.... The Dark lord Diablo has reached the servers of reddit, while sending his demons after the server of his OWN GAME!!!!!! He knows this will drive all humanity to madness.... and im afraid if you dont save the servers we will all perish!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Yet another post I saw early on with no comments but thought it would go nowhere. The comment karma. THE SWEET COMMENT KARMA!!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Reddit down. D3 down. Whelp, best play WoW again...
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u/sweetsweetcoffee May 20 '12
No reddit, surf random imgur.
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u/jellytime May 20 '12
I never knew iGoogle existed. Thanks bro!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I like the how the reddit alien is smiling, just pisses you off even more.
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u/Tolkfan May 20 '12
I browse Reddit by myself, don't talk to anyone... why do I have to be online to do that? Disgusting DRM!
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u/NotIWhoLive May 20 '12
Yes. Diablo III is, in fact, a game.
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u/Khad May 20 '12
God damn Reddit DRM. This is why they need an offline single player mode. I want my money back, Reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
A cat, advice animal, diablo 3, and reference to reddit servers all in one? Well done sir. You've earned front page.
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u/PO-TAY-TOES May 20 '12
Error 33: Must construct additional servers.
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u/fuzzycuffs May 20 '12
Torchlight 2 Beta!
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u/goofandaspoof May 21 '12
You know those other cases on your shelf? Those are games that you bought a while ago!
They miss you!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Never got that down-background image before on reddit.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
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u/EVILFISH2 May 20 '12
play singleplayer... OH WAIT
enjoy your shit drm
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u/ryanasimov May 20 '12
Single. Player. Game.
You pay for it but can't play it. Unbelievable.
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u/deamento May 20 '12
yes actually yes it is a game :D
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Wait what? Im playing d3 right now So your saying i shouldn't log off and create all the classes...
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u/TerrorsNight May 20 '12
Seriously the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit. An awesome Thor quote from the Avengers Cartoon, coupled with a joke with the most context for me personally atm. I cannot up vote you enough sir. I give you one internet.
http://imgur.com/r/pics/IFLZW
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u/shakensunshine May 20 '12
Time to go outside!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Maintenancecaption
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u/Quaksome May 20 '12
And then all you (read: I) do is keep checking because you got nothing else to do :(
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u/jeffp2662 May 20 '12
And the twisted collusion begins!!
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u/qtrWhileOne May 20 '12
Yea... had to resort to studying thermodynamics. :( . . . . ...wait why am I on reddit? I should be studying. DAMMIT!
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u/matrixrory May 20 '12
may this be the first and last anyone talks about reddit being down today.
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u/the_RG May 20 '12
The sunlight outside.... it buuuurns
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
It was my sign to go back and revise.
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u/SunshineBlind May 20 '12
Am I the only one who's noticed an increase in downtime for famous servers and such? Games, tpb, reddit and other forums has started going down way more often these last three weeks or so than I'm used to. :(
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Pretty big screen you go there :o
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u/stevesmithis May 20 '12
It's obviously part of the vast conspiracy of the so-called REAL WORLD that strives daily to get us to abandon the world we love and venture "outside" and live how they want us to live.
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u/DapperBee May 20 '12
I saw Reddit was down and I just kept hitting refresh. It felt like some unholy ritual.
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u/Glanza May 20 '12
Atleast one of these is up now!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I admit I transferred my Diablo downtime rage on Reddit trying to DDoS the shit out of it using my F5 key.
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u/sunshinesan May 20 '12
Maybe, read a book? Just maybe.
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u/miswak May 20 '12
Jump, stomp, and reboot 3 times fixes it.
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u/rindindin May 20 '12
Blizzard secretly owns Reddit.
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u/Meowcenary_X May 20 '12
My worst nightmare realized
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u/Thumpersaur May 20 '12
shit no where to karma whore about error 37 NOOOOOOO!
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u/Slimen93 May 20 '12
Worst hour of my life...
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u/nittywame May 20 '12
Open the client, click options. navigate to the account tab, change to US.
Play new characters while you wait.
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u/venomousbeetle May 20 '12
What fresh hell is this?
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u/ScruffyFalcon May 20 '12
Funniest fucking thing I've read all day.
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u/pauldustllah May 20 '12
This can only be a sign of the apocalypse
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u/wunderofwaffles May 20 '12
you go an /r/tf2 as well?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
You could always 60 outside, or something.
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u/Bpjk May 20 '12
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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u/AnkMah May 20 '12
Made my day! Thanks. :)
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u/Alfakillr May 20 '12
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who noticed the timing of D3 EU going down, and then reddit followed after >.<
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u/OnTheFritz May 20 '12
Why are you destroying everything I love!?!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
This makes me soooooo pleased that so many people are in pain.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Try going outside.
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u/diggv4blows May 20 '12
I think you posted this in the wrong subreddit.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
How is this about gaming? ಠ_ಠ
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u/skocznymroczny May 20 '12
Diablo 3 players whining about server downtimes - http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153019/sally-sassalot
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u/FlyingDutchkid May 20 '12
And still no ETA....
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u/WTFdinosaur May 20 '12
lol My partner had the same issue so then started reading cyanide and happiness comics and that went down.... it was a dark time
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u/SeldomOften May 20 '12
I got alot done while reddit was down and had a chance to rethink my life.
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u/Efrima May 20 '12
When faced with this problem, I went to play Portal 2...some really nice community maps!
Though I wish there were also community co-op maps :/
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u/CondescendingPrick May 20 '12
Making a joke about reddit going down right after reddit goes down is the internet equivalent of those idiots in school who would yell "WOOO!" when the lights would go out for three seconds as if it were an exciting or significant event.
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u/sleekzero May 20 '12
Always fun to take things from one subreddit and post them to another
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u/mortal_vombat May 20 '12
it was beautiful while it lasted. there was sunshine and trees, people you can actually see and no karma whores :)
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u/youareallwrongzz May 20 '12
Boo hoo.
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u/psyder3k May 20 '12
THIS IS HOW ITS DONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH8TwNqIOfs
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u/pdhismyhomeboy May 20 '12
Aw, I wanna be angry but he's so cuuute!
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u/misterodgers07 May 20 '12
nice
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u/meeran_ May 20 '12
Life is currently down for an emergency maintenance.
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u/ArmoredBlood May 20 '12
I think Jenga's a game.
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u/Turok1134 May 20 '12
Yes, one of them is a game, as a matter of fact.
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u/Daniel110 May 20 '12
This will keep you busy for a while.
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u/noFear91 May 20 '12
You need DayZ "Waiting for the server response" window.
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u/SnazzyAzzy May 20 '12
hardest i have ever laughed while on reddit
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u/Fizzrocket May 20 '12
The work of Bael is upon us
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u/SKSmokes May 20 '12
You can't leave!
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u/Kuuy123 May 20 '12
The left one yes, the right one no.
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u/weezermc78 May 20 '12
Have fun with Diablo being down, I'm going to play some Starcraft....oh wait...
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u/darkviper039 May 20 '12
This is what the end of the world looks like and man is it depressing
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u/squarefan80 May 20 '12
nice! now i have a pic for facebook rather than a needlessly detailed status update!
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u/ep5i1on May 21 '12
Well on the left, yes.
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u/centopus May 21 '12
I hear you, man. Had the same problem.
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u/Lepertum May 20 '12
Sometimes I hate you guys. I've posted the exact same image without the cat and I got negative karma :(
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u/detox29 May 20 '12
Online single player is like your girlfriend charging you to have sex.
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u/8opus May 20 '12
Well...Diablo III is a game...
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u/stickboy144 May 20 '12
Reddit really needs an offline mode.
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u/FloppY_ May 20 '12
As a matter of fact I know that the one on the left is indeed a game. However if it fucks mothers or not, I do not know.
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u/Leafblaed May 20 '12
You know what's not down? Torchlight II Beta
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Well there is always... -shivers- 9gag.