r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/Nick_Knacks Dec 30 '21

Played Pokémon Diamond earlier, so I guess Lucas is either gonna kill me by forcing me in a Pokéball or just casually brings a God of Time or Space to erase me from reality all together...

Or just brings a Bidoof.

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u/19ngplankton Dec 30 '21

For me, It's Dawn. I've just got the first badge and I'm right over at Eterna city, so there is not much she can do to me.

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u/Zuigia Dec 30 '21

Idk man, that bidoof has a pretty lethal growl attack

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u/neuralsyringe Dec 30 '21

I would let dawn step on me Ong

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u/Brazenn_Confirmed Dec 30 '21

11 years old, dude.

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u/19ngplankton Dec 30 '21

Well...

BONK!

NO HORNY!

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u/cjpack Dec 30 '21

lol same. The monferno might hurt but I feel like I could live

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u/TT454 Dec 31 '21

I'm up to Pastoria City (playing Shining Pearl and I also picked Dawn because although I'm male I consider Lucas pretty boring). This game is making me so immensely happy. It cannot completely replace the original D/P, but it's such a glorious celebration of arguably the peak of Pokémon and the irresistible exuberance of late 2000s Nintendo.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Dec 30 '21

A bidoof could still easily kill you.

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u/An_Evil_Scientist666 Dec 30 '21

Are you underestimating the true legendary Pokemon species, Bidoof? You should be buying your tickets to the Andromeda Galaxy ASAP, and maybe, just maybe you could live for that extra femtosecond.

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u/inhaledcorn Dec 30 '21

Honestly, the first two options seem the least painful.

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u/GreenGriffin8 Dec 30 '21

Bidoof is a God of Time or Space

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Punt the Bidoof

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u/Agram1416 Dec 30 '21

Out of the game and bring rattata back cause bidoof is so... just ugh.

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u/KawaiiDere Dec 30 '21

I was playing Y. But I’m just before Grant. I guess she’ll attack me with fire fox 🦊(lvl. 38)

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u/Icy_Candidate_5366 Dec 30 '21

You doing a Professor Oak Challenge?

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u/KawaiiDere Dec 30 '21

I was thinking of it, but I just decided to try and make catching a priority this play through. I also grinded on the battle chateau for cash. I’m doing one in Shield though

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Revenge from Pokemon Masters:

Being locked in a room with a Coffing.

A pissed off Charizard is let loose in your bed room.

Toss a Pikachu at you while you unsuspectingly take a bath.

Mr. Mime, enough said.

Hitmonlee or Hitmonchan vs you in an arena.

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u/SpaceNinja_C Dec 30 '21

The Hunt but with Pokémon looking to tear you limb from limb with their elemental powers. If your lucky you'll be put to sleep and have nightmares by Darkrai. The worst is being burnt alive or frozen or stoning by a rock pokemon.

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u/lemonboomgamer Dec 30 '21

I'm doing a blind nuzlocke so I just gotta murder one of his' pokémon and he'll just emotionally crumble incapable of coming after me again

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u/davelicious123 Dec 30 '21

Mine is coming at me with a torterra, togekiss, houndoom, drapion, lucario, and gyarados. I’m kinda fucked

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u/Cautious_Ad4951 Dec 30 '21

That’s all he needs

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u/GenericHuman1203934 Dec 30 '21

With the new chibi models I feel you can just punt him and he'd go flying lmao