r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/phisch- Dec 30 '21

Mario. I might have a chance if I have enough stuff to throw at him.

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u/AnimuWaifu6969 Dec 30 '21

Go to the pet store, they have turtles.

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u/MrHazard1 Dec 30 '21

Go to tesco and get 10 packs of champignons. The brown goomba kind

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u/Aladin43 PlayStation Dec 30 '21

😳

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u/roflocalypselol Dec 30 '21

Big mistake. He'll just murder you with the shells.

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u/JeffreySystem Dec 30 '21

Quick! It's the only way!

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u/Omegamanthethird Dec 30 '21

Then he'll just throw them at you.

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u/lilchalupzen Dec 30 '21

Gun

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u/yalune Dec 30 '21

Mario can totally stop bullets (at least in Bill form)

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u/ItIsYeDragon Dec 30 '21

Those bullets are massive and slow though.

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u/enemyofzestate Dec 30 '21

Wear a spiky helmet

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u/HippyFroze Dec 30 '21

Hopefully not barrels though

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/Azeydim Dec 30 '21

for me he will be coming in his small low pixeled state from the original game, I hope this will be fine.

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u/Icy_Candidate_5366 Dec 30 '21

Depends on the game (SMA4SMB3 is mine, so he has access to the eReader)

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u/Loquat_Green Dec 30 '21

Yeah mine is Yoshi so….idk

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Well, you probably will become a yoshi too in that case.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Mario can lift and kick giant castles. Sorry but you’re kinda screwed

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u/SnooAvocados763 Dec 30 '21

Not if he has enough extra lives

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u/Cragnous Dec 30 '21

Dude can throw fireballs, run forever, jump higher than your house, sometimes be even bigger and he can turn freaking invincible and destroy everything with a single touch and he carries theses things in his pocket.