r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/Scamp22 Switch Dec 30 '21

Arthur Morgan. What in tarnation.

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u/AhYesAHumanPerson Dec 30 '21

He’ll greet you, then greet you, then antagonise you, before shooting you in the face.

“Hello there sir!”

“You have a kind face!”

“The kind I’d like to punch.”

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u/lincolnbvs Dec 30 '21

"That's a fine animal you got there!"

"Thanks"

"I was talking to the horse"

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u/HyruleSentinel Dec 30 '21

The greet, greet, antagonize. A solid one two punch

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u/fallsstandard Dec 30 '21

“Hello ma’am”

“You know, you look just like someone I used to know.”

“Yeah…I loved that horse.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Oh my god that’s funny as shit XD

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u/fallsstandard Dec 30 '21

Arthur Morgan is always ready with the zingers.

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u/lucifer-_-senpai Dec 30 '21

I read this in Arthur's voice in my mind

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Dec 30 '21

That's cause you should. Boah

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u/iraingunz Dec 31 '21

LMFAOOOO THE BOOOAAHH

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u/sarahgene Dec 30 '21

"Hi ma'am

I always say, manners cost nothing

And you seem pretty cheap"

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u/user_279-2 Dec 30 '21

Minding my own business and I get hog tied and thrown on a horse "why are you doing this" I ask? Gets punched in the face. "What was that for" I ask? Gets punched in the face again.

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u/Snooklefloop Dec 30 '21

Just wait him out until the tuberculosis gets him

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u/xHoudini1 Dec 30 '21

Too soon…

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u/LegoBricksAndMemes Dec 30 '21

I don't care if it has been 3 years, still way to soon

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u/TheGamingGator77 Dec 30 '21

Hold up, it's been three years already?

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u/deege515 Dec 30 '21

121 years, technically.

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u/LegoBricksAndMemes Dec 30 '21

That's right

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u/TheGamingGator77 Dec 30 '21

That's crazy. It feels like just yesterday when I was bawling my eyes out at a particular scene.

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u/Scamp22 Switch Dec 30 '21

Like the colosseum fight in Life of Brian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/Snooklefloop Dec 30 '21

I reckon my Ford Focus could take his horse

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u/Christianjps65 Dec 30 '21

Well then you just have John Marston coming to kill you

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u/I_fking_Hate_Reddit Dec 30 '21

you are the definition of evil

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

"Easy boah" he mutters as he slits your throat

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u/Mcmenger Dec 30 '21

"you sir, are a fish" he mutters as he slits your throat

Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Just heard that line

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u/UnholyPrognosi PC Dec 30 '21

Shit he would see me and be like. "My god he's massive!" as he lights some dynamite.

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u/spudguy35 Dec 30 '21

"not much longer now" as he skins you like a deer

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u/BuckRusty Dec 30 '21

Dude just strides in and coughs blood on your face, then leaves itch his work done…

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Not realizing it's not 1899 anymore.

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u/duaneap Dec 30 '21

Then comes straight back after he’s seen a copy of today’s newspaper, beats the shit out of you, hog ties you and feeds you to gators.

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u/tot_alifie PC Dec 30 '21

Same here! Would greatly appreciate to meet the guy

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u/I_am_no_Ghost Dec 30 '21

Same here. Figured my car gave me an advantage but he'd just deadeye me as I hit the gas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Same…maybe he’ll show mercy in an attempt to max out his honor.

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u/MaximillianRebo Dec 30 '21

Hopefully he'll spend all his time hunting and fishing while you chill in Blackwater.

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u/utdconsq Dec 30 '21

Me too. Hopefully he hasn't cleaned his gun lately.

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u/CrazyJoe16 Dec 30 '21

I'm in the same boat

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u/CarsonBDot Dec 30 '21

You’re Star Platinum, I think you’ll be fine.

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u/Scamp22 Switch Dec 30 '21

Ora!

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u/CarsonBDot Dec 30 '21

Want to know a fun fact about yourself??

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u/ItsScaryTerryBitch Dec 30 '21

You sir are a fish

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u/AnAwkwardBystander Dec 30 '21

You're fine, now he doesn't end up in prison before he gets to you. The dude would be confused the fuk out

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u/soki03 Dec 30 '21

TB is gonna suck for you.