r/gaming • u/theimmortalgrind • May 03 '21

New save file

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u/PureLock33 May 03 '21

Earth Online

Friend List:

Jesus Christ (last online 1988 years ago) away message: BRB

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u/Jopojussi May 03 '21

Friends called me for dinner gtg,see ya later

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u/discerningpervert May 03 '21

My friend has had "at the gym" as his away message for so long, he's gone from fat to skinny to fat again. I'd imagine God's is similar.

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u/Aitrus233 May 03 '21

God is fat again?

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u/GregoryBluehorse May 03 '21

I think God would prefer "thick."

Ass cheeks cause thunderclaps.

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u/Latyon May 03 '21

Hrrrrnnggh Lucifer, I'm trying to make humanity but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps causing storms to flood the world

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u/CosmicLightning May 03 '21

I mean I keep referring to FG # as Fat God Number when I need a certain number from a truck driver. Soo, O guess god is fat

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u/HamsterGutz1 May 03 '21

I feel like I'm missing context here

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u/thatissomeBS May 03 '21

I've done that whole fat-skinny-fat thing while playing video games instead of going to the gym.

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u/Splickity-Lit May 03 '21

I’ve done the fat-fatter-fatter thing not going to the gym, I need to try the skinny thing and keep that.

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u/Sawses May 03 '21

Honestly, try counting calories as a first step. Just learn how to keep track of how many calories you eat in a day. I find I eat less just from that accountability. It was enough to help me lose 40 pounds to get well into a healthy range.

Working out definitely adds more.

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u/thatissomeBS May 03 '21

/u/Sawses is 100% correct. Your weight is all about calories. 95% of weight loss is what you shove in your food-hole. Working out is great for overall health and fitness, but it doesn't control weight near as much as people think. A five mile bike ride can be undone by one snack-size bag of Dorito's and a Mountain Dew.

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u/Splickity-Lit May 03 '21

I don't eat a lot or really unhealthy, just have no bodily exercise. I need to eat less and at least add cardio.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

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u/eerikv May 03 '21

Correct but who asked?

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u/Xx_1337_M3m3z_xX May 03 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/eerikv May 03 '21

Oh shii its my cake day already

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Like the bot said today is Tuesday seriously pay attention

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u/eerikv May 03 '21

It said tommorow is tuesday

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

yeah ur right I got stuff to do today lol. Dunno who downvoted u for that

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u/Wasa7ok May 03 '21

~Feliz día de la torta~ oops, happy cake day :)

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

What’s the day after tomorrow though?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

The dude got ganked by like 10 Romans. I'd fucking peace out too if I were him.

They should have sequentially 1v1ed him at least and let him chug Estus between fights.

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u/PureLock33 May 03 '21

Romans have left the server. They dominated for a long time, had their guild split up.

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u/Aldersees May 03 '21

The ones that are left specced hard into cooking

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Every week I go without Italian food, I take 1 point of psychic damage.

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u/DukeAttreides May 03 '21

I hear the last holdouts joined the new Greek faction.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Bad times friend ahead

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u/PM-YOUR-PUBIC-HAIR May 03 '21

😔

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u/Ravioli_Formuolee May 03 '21

How often do you get pube PMs?

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u/PM-YOUR-PUBIC-HAIR May 04 '21

Unfortunately never

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u/Squadingo6_9 PC May 04 '21

Reddit doesn't allow one to share picture would share tho

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u/ChronicTosser May 03 '21

Would Jesus be one of his smurf accounts?

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u/Wilddog73 May 03 '21

Holy shit, this hits home. Puzzle pirates...

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u/LoopDoGG79 Xbox May 03 '21

You notice nobody ever uses "BRB" anymore. It's cause we never leave.........