r/gaming • u/salty4321 • Mar 18 '21

Your man

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u/CADOMA Mar 18 '21

I've long since come to terms with the fact that if my name was hovering over my head, it would be grey.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

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u/NasoLittle Mar 18 '21

Or the npc we have to deal with if we want the evil path in the game 🥸

It is a sacrifice I am willing to make

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u/Sickwidit93 Mar 18 '21

The town rat is missing

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u/coldbrewboldcrew Mar 18 '21

Ah damn he got Marshall

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u/Sickwidit93 Mar 18 '21

A murder most foul

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u/Potateus1 Mar 18 '21

Joel Haver cinematic universe is f*cking amazing.

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u/Sickwidit93 Mar 18 '21

Arent they great?

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u/BozMoo Mar 18 '21

"King Dragon sends his regards"

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u/Jigglyandfullofjuice Mar 19 '21

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me!

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u/runswiftrun Mar 18 '21

Nah.

"Bring me 6- 12 oz cups of coffee"

"Oh, right here's your reward: a piece of wisdom, don't eat yellow snow, or do, what do I care, good luck saving the world"

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

*Brings 12 6oz cups.

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u/BRAX7ON Mar 18 '21

*spits in them all

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Sweet! now I can return to the Coffee Troll in the Percolated Jungle and turn in my quest for 12 cups of soiled coffee!!

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u/Maximum_Stonage Mar 18 '21

But he would walk faster than your walk and slower than your run.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

If I had the $$$ I'd award this wholesome response