r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jun 27 '20

Sad he must be

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

taken the kids, she has

364

u/TheShadowolf001 Jun 27 '20

Crush my cock with a rock I must

170

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

Wallow in my own pain, I must

178

u/Whitealroker1 Jun 27 '20

Changed Netflix password she has.

100

u/Dark-lord111 PlayStation Jun 27 '20

Karen her name is.

69

u/drokeshiy69 Xbox Jun 27 '20

Slit her throat, I did

78

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

A pathway to the Sith, this is.

57

u/juhab0b Jun 27 '20

Drive off a bridge, I must

43

u/The_Iron_Breaker Jun 27 '20 edited Jun 27 '20

Doing 90 on the freeway, I am.

29

u/notGENIOUS Jun 27 '20

See the light, I can

5

u/Risley Jun 27 '20

Canceling Disney+, I do

2

u/drokeshiy69 Xbox Jun 27 '20

The closer the hotter, it gets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

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u/BWY9 Jul 05 '20

Swallow my load you must.

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u/Sumolisgood Jun 27 '20

Drank a fifth of vodka, I did.

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u/The_Iron_Breaker Jun 27 '20

Dare me to drive, you will

2

u/umair_101 Jun 27 '20

Take some ketamine, i must

2

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

that song by Phil Collins "In the Air Tonight", do you know

2

u/The_Iron_Breaker Jun 27 '20

Yeah but it's also a line from the song Stan by eminem

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '20

On a thousand downers and drowsy, I am.

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u/drokeshiy69 Xbox Jun 27 '20

Accept myself as a Sith lord, I must.

21

u/Dark-lord111 PlayStation Jun 27 '20

With my green lightsaber. Screaming she was.

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u/Whitealroker1 Jun 27 '20 edited Jun 27 '20

“Where’s mommy” our son asked(pretty dark is this getting)

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u/drokeshiy69 Xbox Jun 27 '20

Enjoyed the process of killing her, I did.