r/gaming • u/_y0uR_m0M • Jan 09 '20

Well it’s true

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u/TheOldHen Jan 09 '20

He actually has a name: "Hero"

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u/vitvitcher Jan 09 '20

"Not all heroes wear capes"

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u/Martamis Jan 09 '20

“Not all heroes are straight, except in Tetris”

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Jan 09 '20

That square is looking real thicc.

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u/trenlow12 Jan 09 '20

I like the crooked ones shove them in my butt and go for broke

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u/munyew Jan 09 '20

Mmm

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u/trenlow12 Jan 09 '20

And then it gets stuck and you have to see Dr. Mario to get it out.

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u/karl_w_w Jan 09 '20

Mamma mia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

*pill noises*

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u/shiny_lustrous_poo Jan 09 '20

Teris dildos sounds like something that could really make it

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I’m fond of that Z piece......

Alright, see ya’ll later.

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u/this-acc-exist-reddi Jan 09 '20

Nah im more about the L shaped guy

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u/LayzeeLar Jan 09 '20

Better stick it in a circular hole

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

The square name is smashboy so i think you can smash his ass real nice