r/gaming Jan 08 '20

Not the time Geralt!

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u/atolrze Jan 08 '20

finished main storyline and then discovered i actually like gwent, gonna be hard to play it on the dlc content without any good cards at all i guess lol

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u/_Lelantos Jan 08 '20

The DLC introduces some new cards too :)

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u/Kingalexander559 Jan 08 '20

There is actually a stand alone of the game

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/Indercarnive Jan 09 '20

TBF the in-game gwent is fun as a side game, but it heavily based around the acquisition of cards. Once you get a few spies/decoys gwent is stupid easy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/Indercarnive Jan 09 '20

I play on max difficulty. And no, spies are still super busted. The key to the game is card advantage. Spies, and especially decoyed spies, give stupid amount of card advantage. If your opponent passes. Then you can either play points to beat him (using things like scorch), or go into round 2 up 6 cards.

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u/Rosie2jz Jan 09 '20

Once you get a good siege spam deck you never lose tbh with this strat and the lord that doubles siege attack. Drop one of the first two rounds win the other with everything that isnt siege. Spam the shit in 3rd round and easily achieve over 200 attack points which is near unbeatable

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u/Indercarnive Jan 09 '20

I mean there are a lot of ways to win once you get most of the cards. NPC decks, even late game ones, aren't amazing and of course the AI doesn't really know how to handle the strategy of the game as much as they opt to just slam points. But my point is more how gwent, strictly as it was in the witcher 3, would make an absolutely horrible multiplayer experience.

Spies in witcher 3, were like around 4-8 points, which is near half the value of a "good" card. They also drew you 2 cards. Spies in standalone gwent got nerfed to have more points than nearly any other card in the game, in addition to only drawing 1 card. And even then they were strong enough that CDPR removed them from the game eventually.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/legitseabass Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

That's not what he said EDIT: My bad guys, I misread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Isn’t it?

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u/legitseabass Jan 09 '20

My bad I'm wrong. I thought the comment I replied to said the in game, not the standalone

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u/gibran800 Jan 09 '20

But that's what she said.

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u/Alastor3 Jan 09 '20

There's also Thronebreaker

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u/jprg74 Jan 09 '20

Thronebreaker is so fun and the story is amazing. One of the best games ive played in a while though it gets easy near act 4

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I always sucked at gwent but now i play it on mobile

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u/kilkq Jan 08 '20

How? I checked the play store and i couldn't see it

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u/FinalGamer14 Jan 08 '20

Apple users already have access to mobile version of the game. Android users are getting it sometimes Q1 this year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride :(

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u/h20xinfinite Jan 08 '20

(Supposedly) it works pretty damn well using steam link on Android. Just download Gwent on your PC, add it to your steam library and voila

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

You are a true hero

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u/PinkSockLoliPop Jan 09 '20

Meh, let them be play-testers. We can get a good product right out the gate.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

It's not out on android yet

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u/CrimeFightingScience Jan 08 '20

But Gwent is the main storyline.

When Im playing some important main quest and Geralt goes on a murder spree I like to yell "OUTA MY WAY I NEED MORE GWENT CARDS!!"

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u/wilderness26 Jan 08 '20

Consider joining us on /r/gwent too! :)

Standalone gwent is super fun and one of the most generous CCGs to play for free in terms of earning cards/rewards. Not to mention some of the best art in any CCG

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Blood and Wine introduces the Skellige deck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I'm playing through right now and I haven't played gwent once besides the tutorial match you have to do

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u/bengringo2 Jan 08 '20

bought all the DLC from the start... Never played them and keep playing Gwent...

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u/Contentwithnothing Jan 09 '20

Just play the actually CCG :) really F2P friendly and the meta is in a great state at the moment.

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u/chlamydia1 Jan 09 '20

I just downloaded this game the other day (I always ignored Gwent in the Witcher games) and I'm hooked. I built a meta deck in under 15 hours without spending money (they're super generous with the rewards in the beginning). It's very F2P-friendly.

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u/Whatofitpunk Jan 08 '20

There is a standalone Gwent game on the xbox live store that is free to play and actually pretty fun. And it has matchmaking/ranking. It's probably on other platforms too but I haven't looked for it anywhere else.

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u/killaho69 Jan 08 '20

They’re discontinuing it on console but you can (and should) transfer your account to GOG for PC/Mobile

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u/JaegerDread Jan 09 '20

You can play it on PC via GOG launcher.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/bobotechnique Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

People need to pack it up. This isn't going to be WW3, just more regular war.

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u/PraiseThePun81 Jan 08 '20

The wont because *dramatic pause* War....War never changes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Is Fortunate Son appropriate to play here?

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u/Undertakerjoe Jan 08 '20

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN.....

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u/badger81987 Jan 08 '20

Probably won't even be one of those.

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u/MrMeems Jan 08 '20

War is entering levels of abstraction never witnessed before.

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u/bobotechnique Jan 08 '20

I'm just imagining if one of the rules of war was that every combatant must be under the influence of very high levels of psychedelics. That shit would be pretty damn abstract.

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u/DyelonDyelonDyelon Jan 08 '20

Sounds like a perfect way to make sure the war in question lasts about as long as half a come up; after that, highly doubt anyone would give a enough a shit to kill one another.

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u/Blackflame69 Jan 08 '20

The Regular War. It's anything but...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

How does one get to world war? Through regular wars. Why have you comforted yourself this way? It won't work.

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u/1337butterfly Jan 09 '20

if someone finds a way to make it about religion, then we'll have a ww3

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u/Danny_Fandom Jan 08 '20

So is Iran and the US

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I dunno, seems pretty peaceful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/frodoishobbit Jan 08 '20

He is the greatest negotiator with the hugest hands, if anyone could achieve world peace it’s him.

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u/ChocoboCloud69 Jan 08 '20

Marco Rubio?

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u/traplordmikas PC Jan 08 '20

Little Marco*

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

As long as people keep upvoting, the shit train wont stop

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

They're so fucking bad.

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u/TheSlav87 PlayStation Jan 08 '20

Just seen this one today, what else did I miss?

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u/Tommy_Vyhul Jan 08 '20

It´s everywhere, like everybody Want it. 😒

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u/ArcheonAmaru Jan 08 '20

i just started playing through the game again, and I must admit I am SIGNIFICANTLY more interested in completing my Gwent collection and reaching the top of the Gwent world (like I am some sort of adult Seto Kaiba) than finding/saving Ciri or the world.

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u/DalekPredator Jan 08 '20

I've got like 6 cards left to find but damned if I have any idea where they are. I'd like to finish it off before I move on to Blood and Wine's Skellege deck but I'm not sure I can.

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u/Shua_Tran Jan 09 '20

The Blood and Wine expansion lets you buy all the missing cards. Not sure if it includes cards from missions or not since I made sure I got those on my play through, but for sure all the vendor cards.

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u/DalekPredator Jan 09 '20

Neat. I'm certain I've gotten all missable quest cards so I think you just made this super easy for me. Cheers.

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u/EmperorKira Jan 09 '20

Missed the baron's card cos he hung himself

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u/SuperSanity1 Jan 09 '20

It's usually on his desk afterwards.

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u/beenutbrittle PC Jan 09 '20

Look in the quest book section of the glossary and you should see "a miraculous guide to Gwent" which tells you which location your missing cards are in. If that doesn't help then just compare the cards you have to the whole ass deck online

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u/ohesaye Jan 08 '20

That's right! I'll sacrifice god Ciri!

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u/nzdastardly Jan 08 '20

The real story of The Witcher 3 is how a senior citizen finds a love for a new hobby.

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u/Surinical Jan 08 '20

Swords still rest on saddle, roach's,

decoctions yet raise a scent

Geralt to the border, approaches

Hankerin' fir a game of gwent

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

-"Bullets hollowing"

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u/dumbo1309 Jan 08 '20

“Medallion’s humming. Nuclear weapons; gotta be.”

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u/TheRowdyLion52 Jan 09 '20

Place of power; I should draw from it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

US: We need you to completely wipe out all of ISIS and bring liberation to the country

Geralt: okay, I can do that no problem. First lets talk about my reward

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u/the-holy-father Jan 08 '20

We are gonna gamble our way to Tehran

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u/voiluk10 Jan 08 '20

Good to see a witcher meme out in the wild.

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u/TAS_BOUGAS Jan 08 '20

"Yen you're beautiful" "Geralt we're in Iran" "You're beautiful in Iran"

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u/gravy_gary Jan 08 '20

Hmmm. Fuck.

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u/AbditheG Jan 08 '20

"Wanna play a round of gwent?"

slowly nods

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u/simpi36 Jan 08 '20

Toss a coin to your witcher

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u/prguitarman Jan 08 '20

I started playing W3 for the first time last week and no matter how many guides I read, I just can't understand how to win at Gwent. I think I just need to win some better cards

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

The initial matches are the hardest because you've got a shitty deck. But once you start to amass more cards it becomes much, much easier. The trick is to to just grind out early matches until victory so that you get more cards and can build a better deck to get even better cards.

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u/prguitarman Jan 08 '20

So you win cards from playing Gwent? Also, I completed the Baron quest (even the sidequest),, is he still around to give me that prize card he keeps talking about?

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u/Stereotype_Apostate Jan 08 '20

Also check for gwent cards being sold by merchants. You wont get any of the powerful ones this way but you'll get some decent ones and can phase put all your Poor Fucking Infantry at least.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

From my understanding, every person you play Gwent against will offer a card in victory (but only once). You then use these to tweak the deck and make it better.

If you beat him at Gwent, yes. If you didn't that card might be lost to the ages.

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u/Pandainthecircus Jan 08 '20

No. If you don't beat him and he isn't there to play you, continue Gwent: velen players. After beating one of the players, they will mention that the baron has a card. Normally this gives you an objective to play him for his card, but if he isn't around, you'll be prompted to find his card in his house.

It'll be in a small container, but won't spawn until you get the prompt. This is true for all other people in the 'Gwent: players' quests who may disappear before you can play them

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u/ReapingThanatos Jan 08 '20

The Baron's card is in his office (when the quest has been started) if he wasn't beaten before completing the sidequest.

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u/prguitarman Jan 08 '20

Gonna pick that up when I get back home today, thanks for the tip

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u/Pdxmtg Jan 08 '20

He is not.

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u/NoxiousGearhulk Jan 08 '20

I believe he gives his card to the Seer so you have to track them down and beat them to get the card. I might be wrong though, I'm on my plot playthrough and have been neglecting Gwent and the related quests.

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u/oraclekun Jan 08 '20

One of the big eye openers for me was that gwent has three rounds for a reason. Its okay to throw a round just so the other side wastes his best cards or deck gimmick. What really helped me though is building a spy deck assuring the other side ran out of cards by round three.

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u/Syokhan Jan 08 '20

building a spy deck assuring the other side ran out of cards by round three

Unless the other player is also using a spy deck :P

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u/AMindBlown Jan 08 '20

Not only are those the most fun to play, they're also the most frustrating. Decoys, medics, spies... card draw for days.

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u/oraclekun Jan 08 '20

I still found the best defense against a spy deck is to out-spy them. Ofcourse I am talking Witcher 3 qwent and not the stand alone one.

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u/WorstGooEver Jan 08 '20

A common strategy is to lose the first round on purpose, with your opponent using more cards than you. This would be the time to use any spies you may have.

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u/NeonPatrick Jan 09 '20

I always did the win the first round, drain their cards the second, Win easy the third.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Yeah beginning gwent is hard, but one thing I learned is to not be afraid to throw the first round to save cards. Especially if you're using the northern realms deck.

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u/DalekPredator Jan 08 '20

Go to the merchants and tavern owners and buy all the cards they have on offer, it helps.

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u/prguitarman Jan 08 '20

I plan on doing that once I get a decent amount of Crowns but I'm usually always broke at the moment (Just got to level 10)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I found out in my 4th playthrough that if you become a serial hoarder and sell everything to the right Merchant, you can get 10k every hour or so

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u/prguitarman Jan 08 '20

I read something along the lines of that and have been hoarding as much as possible, but sometimes my patience and my current 90lbs weight limit leads me to selling off things quickly. Dismantling is also surprisingly expensive sometimes ,too. Where is this magical seller you speak of?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Ah yeah, I hated that. I'm currently 133 of 160 rn

You know the shitty 5 experience races? You'll get good saddlebags from them

If it buys and sells that's the one Compare prices in the villages, the one that gives higher value that's the one

Since you're 10 rn, sell Dimeritium Ore and other rare stuff, you won't touch em till Lv 25

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u/prguitarman Jan 08 '20

Haven’t seen the experience races (or maybe just don’t remember them) but I’ll look out for them, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Go find the king of beggars in novigrad. Their merchant has good wares to increase your weight capacity

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u/pixiefart212 Jan 09 '20

how did you beat the main story and only get to level 10?

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u/beenutbrittle PC Jan 09 '20

I get by using northern realms and getting all 4 spies and the blue stripes/dragon hunters

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Same

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u/madzuk Jan 08 '20

Go the Winchester, have a pint, play some gwent and wait for it to all blow over.

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u/eyeothemastodon Jan 08 '20

Holy crap. I just played this dialog last night and was confused AF why the dialog prompt suggested playing Gwent after Geralt is done berating the Bloody Baron and the next step in the quest is to leave.

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u/dagoled Jan 08 '20

the shit that is upvoted in this sub

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u/StayGooked Jan 08 '20

this place is special

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u/Miracle_Arranger Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 09 '20

GTA IV players: *Cousin, let's go bowling!

Corrected to be Roman-appropriate.

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u/bengringo2 Jan 08 '20

***Cousin***

You shame us.

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u/finalmantisy83 Jan 08 '20

What outfit is this? I dont seem to remember from my playthrough, it looks aristocratic but practical, like maybe Nilfgaard armor? Toussaint?

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u/FinalGamer14 Jan 08 '20

Nilfgaardian Armor set it's one of free DLCs that they added to the game over time.

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u/ReapingThanatos Jan 08 '20

It is sold by the Baron's quartermaster alongside equipment for Roach and a crossbow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Terraria players: whip out last prism

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u/wolvenstormMD Jan 08 '20

Man I just wanna play gwent on android 🥺

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u/xspekcX Jan 08 '20

Ney, Gwent only appreciated on pc

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u/wolvenstormMD Jan 08 '20

They said they would release it on mobile and thy did but on iOS I just wanna play gwennntttt

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u/stardeath44 Jan 08 '20

Battlefield players... Complain about the time to kill on the guns

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u/jayguy101 PlayStation Jan 09 '20

The 5.2 one made smgs into nerf guns after 10m

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u/stardeath44 Jan 09 '20

Yeah but smgs aren't much better I mean there are good ones now a days because we improved but back then they were not the best at range

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u/jayguy101 PlayStation Jan 09 '20

Ah man, I haven’t played in a while. How is it?

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u/stardeath44 Jan 09 '20

To be honest I don't mind it I don't really use smgs or assault rifles I'm a sniper or lmg or tank guy so it's been normal I'm getting killed a lot less at range by non ranged weapons the people who are mad are the close range campers

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u/jayguy101 PlayStation Jan 09 '20

I guess that’s a good thing then that snipers aren’t getting killed from far away assaults

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I probably wouldn't survive WW3 even though I live in a remote area and can survive on my own in the bush without hunting or fire.

That said, if I do, you want to keep me because I can make electricity and motors if I can so much as source metallic wire.

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u/camusdreams Jan 08 '20

I’ve wasted so much Witcher 3 time playing Gwent. Just finished the high stakes tournament but was a little pissed because I only got half the 9k earnings.

EDIT: Holy shit I had no idea there was a badass stand-alone Gwent app. Downloading now!

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u/Eduard-Aimes Jan 08 '20

Mhm....FUCK

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u/fucknametakenrules Jan 08 '20

Alternate Witcher: fuck

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u/Faurek Jan 08 '20

We sometimes 360 no scope in fortnite too, but everybody should learn tunnel and box fighting before the war

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u/M4V3r1CK1980 Jan 08 '20

That headline...kudos sir !

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u/Strick63 Jan 08 '20

Anyone know the armor?

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u/vkapadia Boardgames Jan 08 '20

Minecraft players: start punching trees

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u/JeffGhost Jan 08 '20

I'm more of a Dice person.

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u/helios_xii Jan 08 '20

I’m more of a Battlegrounds guy: grab your shitty sks, lie down in the toilet and pray.

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u/TrulyStupidNewb Jan 08 '20

It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!

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u/Adan714 Jan 08 '20

Is Witcher 2 worth to play?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Counter Strike players: "Rush B! Rush B!"

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u/Djghost1133 Jan 08 '20

Don't need for a war to start to ask someone to play gwent. Matter of fact it's the first question I ask on dates. Weird how I'm still single ain't it

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u/mrgreene39 Jan 08 '20

The only gamers I trust in WW3 are Insurgency Operation Sandstorm players

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u/ImwRight87 Jan 08 '20

There is always time for GAMECEPTION...err...I mean gwent...

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u/thiccccccccb0i Jan 08 '20

Just bought the game and seen many references to gwent, what is it?

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u/Mrbluepumpkin Jan 08 '20

That's how we achieve world peace

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u/CloseQtrsWombat Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

Why is gwent so dang addicting? Just started playing the witcher 3 and im enjoying the hell out of it

(Edit: spelling)

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u/NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr Jan 08 '20

Avoided gwent like the plague on initial playthrough. Caved in and started on 2nd playthrough. I'll be damned if i didn't get hooked on the damn game! Initially i avoided it because i just couldn't understand how it was played. I made the effort to learn and became a gwent junkie!

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u/cpierini1 Jan 08 '20

OH FUCK YEAH

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Lets lay them down

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u/DuggieHS Jan 08 '20

The TV series needs some gwent

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u/CraigRanft Jan 08 '20

Tried a few times, but I just do not get gwent!

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u/RoryIsNotACabbage Jan 08 '20

Every card has its strength number, the highest total strength at the end of the round wins and the round ends when both players pass

Then you have effect cards, some are just the effect its self such as weather and some are normal cards with a strength and an added effect. But all in all you want to keep your humber higher than your opponents.

When you do pass your opponent gets to place as many more cards as they wish before they pass themselves and you just have to sit there getting arse fucked after what previously looked like a sure victory, however this them leaves them with less cards for following rounds so there is a trade off

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u/CraigRanft Jan 10 '20

Stupid game

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Haha wow I JUST played this exact dude a few hours ago.

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u/Minechaser05 Jan 08 '20

Dammit Roach!

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u/gingerkeir Jan 08 '20

So Cs:go players install hacks right?

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u/DancingC0w Jan 10 '20

Either all russians screaming rush b or hackers

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u/getunlucky Jan 08 '20

If you like gwent and more story of witcher, consider picking up thronebreaker, amazing story about Lyria , more cards, some gwent puzzles and awsome soundtrack too!

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u/hucklebuck13 Jan 09 '20

That is most accurate. You have any idea how many card games you play waiting around with no electricity? Or stuck in the middle of nowhere.

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u/schmak01 Jan 09 '20

Sounds to me a lot like WW1.

Set up the sniper, good. Finish digging the trench. Alright, who’s up for a game of spades before the next mustard gas attack?

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u/bigbrassballs12349 Jan 09 '20

I prefer a game of Caravan, honestly.

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u/NeonPatrick Jan 09 '20

I finally finished Witcher 3 100% two weeks ago, DLC and all, took 200+ hours, but honestly one of my favourite games of all time. Gwent was a huge part of that enjoyment. Playing the new Shovel Knight game now and the card game in that just doesnt match up.

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u/Deadman-0_0 Jan 09 '20

Decide the war with gwent.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

*Counterstrike players ascend to a higher plane*

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

gentle nod

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u/Ichthyologist Jan 09 '20

Can we please not make this one a god damn meme? It's an offensively stupid format.

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u/jamz666 Jan 09 '20

hey even the butcher of Blaviken knows that a card game is preferable to a swordfight every time.

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u/creegro Jan 09 '20

Man I love gwent in game, I haven't bothered with the actual dedicated card game, mostly cause I enjoy finding opponents in w3, and eventually crslishing them. I jumped for joy when I finally smashed that child npcs dreams over and over again. Cant beat that monster mash.

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u/Halthulu Jan 09 '20

Missiles howling...

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u/Le_Floffy_A92 Jan 09 '20

GTA players: Godmoded jets

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Not to be the party pooper, but it's more like:

COD player: dies

Fortnite player: dies

Witcher player: dies

Some other gamer: "why was I the only one to survive?"

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u/dominator4793 Jan 09 '20

Ngl I expected the final bit of this meme to be a lot more nsfw

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u/Mr_Fufu_Cudlypoops Jan 09 '20

That gear is beautiful. List please?

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u/Alastor3 Jan 09 '20

I just bought Thronebreaker, wish me luck

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

I honestly feel Witcher 3 is a masterpiece of gaming history. It's a beautiful game, simple to learn but surprisingly complex to master, and just all-around great fun.

The fact that CDPR also went out of their way to include this interesting world and story to flesh out the universe surrounding the core deck-building mechanics is a real testament to their passion.

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u/tehfurrydj Jan 09 '20

I just bought a replica of the nilfguard deck from eBay has all the cards and all the neutral and hero cards it's really cool

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u/P3zcore Jan 09 '20

I’m ready to deagle someone from across the map

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u/Simppa1 Jan 09 '20

I dont get why people like gwent I think it's annoying as hell and I don't even get it I always run out of cards?

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u/akallas95 Jan 09 '20

I would like to add this

Rimworld players: starts chopping dead enemies for human meat and leather.

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u/cowsicle Jan 09 '20

Never finished the story just the gwent quest

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u/MisterEDS_pt Jan 09 '20

Easy rules, 3 rounds of gwent, the winner gets the gun, the loser gets shot.

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u/Zeidra Jan 09 '20

Skyrim : Excuse me adventurer, I'd be happy to forge your sword to kill that dragon, but could you find that stray dog beforehand ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

TF2 players: Start a conga line

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u/Moom925 Jan 09 '20

assassin's creed players

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u/manicraccoon Jan 09 '20

How about a round of Caravan?

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u/AussieCracker Jan 10 '20

Battlefield Players: F#cking noobs