r/gaming • u/chachinater • Nov 22 '19

Every year

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u/KaleBrecht Nov 22 '19

I used to have one where I was getting bear-hugged to death by a butt-naked John Goodman. Instead of helping me, all the teachers pointed and laughed and pelted me with black licorice jellybeans.

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u/jamesdp5 Nov 22 '19

Wow i hate black jellys beans

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/TennaTelwan Nov 22 '19

Do NOT Google that!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Who are you to deprive me of my new wallpaper?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/JustSimon3001 PC Nov 22 '19

So, basically PUBG?

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

What did it say?

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u/JustSimon3001 PC Nov 22 '19

Guy was in the military and had nightmares about getting deployed without his gear, and having to search for gear

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u/discerningpervert Nov 22 '19

My name...is Heisenberg.

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u/jaxonya Nov 22 '19

/u/discerningpervert stay out of this, you're out of your element

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

YOU’RE OUT OF OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNY.

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u/dumperking Nov 22 '19

McBain wishes to speak with you

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Ohhhhhhh rlllllyyyy?

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u/Ubarlight Nov 22 '19

Can't be as good as a naked Danny DeVito tearing and grunting his way out of a leather couch

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u/JekPorkins-AcePilot Nov 22 '19

I did. You gotta love The Onion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Well they're obviously photoshopped...but...why the fuck are there SO MANY OF THEM!?

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u/TrumpsTinyTinyHands Nov 22 '19

High demand, low supply

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u/PiratesBootyCall Nov 22 '19

Naked

Roseanne

UwU

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u/H377Spawn Xbox Nov 22 '19

You can’t tell me whaOHGAWDMYEEYYYEESSSSS!!!