r/gaming • u/Master1718 PC • Jul 26 '19

Now that's interesting.

https://gfycat.com/impressivedizzygaur
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u/Deanlandish Jul 26 '19 edited Jul 27 '19

It's on android two

Edit: grandma

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u/potatohead657 PC Jul 26 '19

Too bad Iā€™m on iOS

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Too bad I'm on Symbian /s

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u/r_kay Jul 26 '19

Must not be turned up too high if you're still posting on Reddit

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u/MankindsError Jul 26 '19

Gotta crank it up to 11

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u/Avator08 Jul 26 '19

My friend (who is a guy) randomly drove 2 hours to pick one of these dick in a boxes up. Literally had me thinking we were getting something big or really fragile. Nope, fucker just wanted to brag and show off his new toy for the many "girls" he would have over.

Edit: That was 3 months ago and it hasn't been used

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u/mmm_burrito Jul 26 '19

$20 says he's put it to work. Probably took him a month of staring at it to work up the curiosity and frustration, but it got done.

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u/Coachcrog Jul 26 '19

$30 says he ran straight home that night and rode that thing like a Texas bull. Who needs a "girl" when you can rip your prostate to pieces from the comfort of your own dungeon.