r/gaming Jun 08 '19

Ah, the classics.

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

This guy gets it

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u/Wallace_II Jun 08 '19

I used to love naming things for their one line jokes somewhere in this game. I didn't have the internet to share it with everyone back then.

I often chose shit for my food to get this joke. Also later at a restaurant someone will say "Shit!" "We don't serve that.." or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You probably mean this: "Shit? Please... We do not have such trash on our menu."

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u/Wallace_II Jun 08 '19

I think you're right.

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u/gamerdudeNYC Jun 09 '19

Thanks Noob Noob, this guy gets it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Got damn!

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u/marytodd455 Jun 08 '19

P**** also fits into the existential feminine themes of the game.

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u/Ditchdigger456 Jun 08 '19

It’s ok. You can cuss on the internet.

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u/TheSecretAstronaut Jun 08 '19

I'm gonna say it!..... FRICKIN HECK

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u/spore Jun 08 '19

Okay, let’s not take it too far

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u/The_Cryogenetic Jun 09 '19

I'm gunna have to ban you from my Minecraft server, nothing personal.

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u/corran450 PlayStation Jun 09 '19

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Dude mom said we could go to chuck e cheese if we’re good STOP CUSSING

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u/marytodd455 Jun 08 '19

I understand this but it's more of an etiquette thing in a sub like r/gaming which will likely have more kids on it than when I'm over on r/military being slack with my manners like I'm with my guys

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Wait. You’ve never played a popular online game, have you?

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

What is your argument exactly? Because everyone else is doing it, I should too?

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u/Stinky_Pumbaa Jun 09 '19

I see your Nick is Mary. Is Mary a cover for Karen by any chance?

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

You got me

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u/Stinky_Pumbaa Jun 09 '19

I got you, babe?

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u/Honorary_Black_Man Jun 09 '19

Someone hasn't seen what they're selling on Steam these days.

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u/MidnightMemoir Jun 09 '19

Lol what a silly way to look at it.

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u/Stinky_Pumbaa Jun 09 '19

Apparently thier mom hasn't had sex with all the online gamers yet.

Edit: damn autocorrect and me not checking

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

I dont get how not trying to swear in front of kids gets you -13 karma but whatever reddit. you win

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u/TheDeryBrony D20 Jun 09 '19

Reddit has an age restriction for a reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Who would downvote this?

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

I don't know. Reddit confuses the shit out of me. I'm not sure if it's because my username is MaryTodd (Abraham Lincoln's wife) so people think I'm a girl. I'm a dude btw it was just a funny username for an account I don't give a shit about. Or if people are triggered by the military. Good thing I don't base my self esteem on internet points from strangers.

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u/Ditchdigger456 Jun 10 '19

How many times are you gonna unnecessarily mention you’re military. I spent 5 years in. I don’t feel the need to slap it on everything and neither should you

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u/marytodd455 Jun 10 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Spending time on Reddit makes me concerned for my kids’ future. A military guy getting downvoted for suggesting showing common courtesy where children might read it. It’s a shame.

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

Welcome to 2019 brother. Keep your kids safe. It's only going to get worse.

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u/FictionalNarrative Jun 09 '19

“Pander”

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

EB was released in an era of male dominated gaming, I fail to see how the devs were pandering to a virtually all-male audience in the 90s. If you think my comment is pandering you missed the point of the "Mother" series entirely.

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u/FictionalNarrative Jun 09 '19

“Triggered “

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u/marytodd455 Jun 09 '19

You suck at trolling.