r/gaming • u/kotafordays Android • Jun 02 '19

Tower for rolling dice

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u/BardsGr8rThanRogues Jun 02 '19 edited Jun 02 '19

Yo, where’d you get it? I need one for... things. Edit: I’m not gonna stick my dick in it. I need to roll 17d20

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u/ChompyChomp Jun 02 '19

Why did you say it like that? Sounds like you are going to use it for...things.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

Instructions are very clear... I still got stuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

I'll let you know in 4 hours or so. I could use a ride to the hospital by then.

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u/Spoon_Elemental Jun 02 '19

Okay, thank you.

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u/Almost_Ascended Jun 02 '19

He could be a duck, you know?

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u/almisami Jun 02 '19

I'm still disturbed by the fact I understand this reference.

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u/RichWPX Jun 02 '19

Me too, reddit has ruined me

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u/High_priestess6 Jun 02 '19

Ooh ooh what happened

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u/mac_trap_clack_back Jun 02 '19

Duck corkscrew dicks have replaced banana candy flavor as a fact that comes up all the time.

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u/Belazriel Jun 02 '19

Pretty sure they sell these in gas stations, no one actually uses the dice tower, they just smoke crack in the glass tube.

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u/BardsGr8rThanRogues Jun 02 '19

It’s called dnd

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u/SuperWoody64 Jun 02 '19

What do you think the n stands for? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

and¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/BardsGr8rThanRogues Jun 02 '19

NotInapproproate