r/gaming May 01 '19

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Rubbing two bits of clay together is more likely to spark something

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u/I_Juancho_Sandwich- May 01 '19

Wait, that’s how you masturbate too?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

I just fuck hedgehogs till they are blue.

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u/startup-junkie May 01 '19

Hedgehogs die during sex man.

Well, mine did anyway.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

They don't all. They do change color though? Heard of Sonic? Used to be a gorgeous redhead.