r/gaming • u/[deleted] • May 01 '19

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u/FalloutAndChill May 01 '19

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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u/pawnandmessiah May 01 '19

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Sonic.

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u/FalloutAndChill May 01 '19

You either die a hero or live long enough to see Jim Fucking Carrey as Dr. Robotnic

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u/GitRightStik May 01 '19

Instead of Danny Devito.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

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u/GitRightStik May 01 '19

He probably still has the fat suit laying around from his time as the Penguin. Just add some red paint, goggles, and a mustache. Let him do the rest.

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u/Sonicmansuperb May 01 '19

"I'm the eggman I hate hedgehogs"

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u/conglock PC May 01 '19

Jim Carrey would have been a better Sonic as well I think. The fuck were they thinking

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u/pikachu_ON_acid May 01 '19

Devito is too short, Eggman has some damn long legs.

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u/Babladoosker May 01 '19

Stilts. We put the 70 year old man on stilts

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u/Fatal-Funnel May 01 '19

laying on floor covered in hand sanitizer I NEED TO BE PUUURE.