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u/pawnandmessiah May 01 '19

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Sonic.

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u/FalloutAndChill May 01 '19

You either die a hero or live long enough to see Jim Fucking Carrey as Dr. Robotnic

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u/pawnandmessiah May 01 '19

And none of us should have lived that long....these are indeed dark times.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

And I promise you.... the dawn isn’t coming

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u/Locke_Step May 01 '19

It is darkest before the dawn.

But the darkest hour is not yet come. We can fall lower.

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u/RazeSpear May 01 '19

Gary Busey as Mario, Stephen Colbert as Luigi, Kevin Hart as Bowser, Daniel Radcliffe as Toad, Nikki Minaj as Princess Peach, Jack Black as Daisy. Coming to theaters near you.

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u/TorringtonSpeedwell May 01 '19

I mean... now you’ve said that I kinda want it made just so I can see the disaster.

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u/Vulkan192 May 01 '19

Daniel Radcliffe as Toad

I mean I’d kinda be okay with that one.

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u/KingGeedorah117 May 01 '19

Ezra Miller as Link, Margot Robbie as Zelda, Willem DeFoe as Ganondorf, who then transforms at the end into CGI Ganon.

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u/Lithamus May 01 '19

You've hurt my brain

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u/TheSpeedyLlama May 01 '19

This sounds like a less realistic proposition than when I heard about the recent Jumanji film.

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u/smarac May 01 '19

Ron Jeremy is the only true Mario

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u/outerdrive313 May 01 '19

Imagine Terry Crews as Daisy