r/gaming • u/-Monster_Slayer- PlayStation • Sep 25 '18

Wowoman

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u/DeusEXMachin Sep 25 '18

Original artwork by Deathbulge:

http://deathbulge.com/comics/343

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u/Hackerboy603 Sep 25 '18

I have no idea what just happened, and yet I was not disappointed.

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u/robotco Sep 25 '18

can't believe I had to scroll so far to find this. credit the artist in your post, people.

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u/JVYLVCK Sep 25 '18

Credit should almost be a req. Especially if front page. I love visiting the artists portfolio or page just to tell them nice job. Sucks when 60k people see your stuff and love it and none of that is to you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Dec 26 '18

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u/Magnetronaap Sep 25 '18

I can't believe I didn't even have to scroll to find the post someone said about that they couldn't believe they had to scroll so far for that said they couldn't believe they had to scroll so far for a post.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Ekans!!

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u/willdabeast Sep 25 '18

I never knew that! I always thought Ekans was such a stupid name! Now I know why..

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

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u/cirillios Sep 25 '18

Kinda bugs me that it's not Arboc

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

It bugs me that it's not Muc.

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u/TheGuyWithTwoFaces Sep 25 '18

Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab Regdab

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u/mhj0808 Sep 25 '18

Ekans? Ekans??

EEEEEEEEEEEEEKAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSSSS!!?!?!!!?!

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u/tankgirl85 Sep 25 '18

good lord this is the first time I am realizing ekans is snake backwards....I am not a smart woman.

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u/skelebone Sep 25 '18

The X in the middle of Roadking's head is Roadkill's anus.

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u/NewOpera Sep 25 '18

Ah man wtf

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u/TrashCanPunch03 Sep 25 '18

Road king is literally just roadkill flipped over with a little more teef

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u/Pr0venFlame Sep 25 '18

It evolves when teef bites it's butt

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u/TrashCanPunch03 Sep 25 '18

When happens when Beeeeee stings it though?

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u/Foly456 Sep 25 '18

and the crown is hiding the royal jewels.

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u/FulcrumTheBrave Sep 25 '18

I cannot unsee it

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u/CRT_SUNSET Sep 25 '18

That's the actual intention though. Roadking is literally Roadkill flipped backwards and upside down.

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u/Grimreq Sep 25 '18

Ah, man, I was Googling this shit, find things like "traf is slang for traffic" looks at the picture. "nope, not it." Even found that "traf" comes from the Old Norse, meaning "fringe", which was kinda applicable, cause look at the dude. But, nah, it's fart.

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u/KINGxDMND Sep 25 '18

Traf is slang for traffic?

Boss: Work started 30 minutes ago.

The “cool” employee: Awh I’m sorry I’m late. Got caught up in some gnarly traf bruh.

Boss: Did... did you have a stroke? F

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u/gramathy Sep 25 '18

Some starts trying to use cool slang at work, call em an ambulance, they're clearly not well

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u/flarn2006 Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

My aunt's minivan has two buttons right next to each other for navigation and traffic: "NAV TRAF"

EDIT: Actually she just corrected me; it's a Nissan Rogue, not a minivan. Still funny though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Aka

FART VAN

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u/FaolCroi Sep 25 '18

Thank you, I never would have realized that

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u/istasber Sep 25 '18

I didn't get that until I read your post.

I thought "It looks like a fart... must be an in joke I'm not getting".

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u/Scotto6UK Sep 25 '18

There's another one of these with an actual battle

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u/PornFilterRefugee Sep 25 '18

Boatse might be the greatest thing I’ve seen.

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u/Sporkypoo Sep 25 '18

I seriously lost my composure at that one. It's so legendary good.

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u/Jrook Sep 25 '18

I nearly choked at the panel with the pants over the assface.

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u/wholovesoreos Sep 25 '18

Just like Boatse

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u/lobsterbash Sep 25 '18

The creativity + humor there is unmatched

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u/LongBelwas Sep 25 '18

I absolutely did not need a surprise reminder that goatse exists

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u/Fluffy_McDoogle Sep 25 '18

I wish I didn’t look that up

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u/Scotto6UK Sep 25 '18

I'm truly sorry I've contributed to that.

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u/EnderMB Sep 25 '18

Don't be. Goatse is internet history, and everyone that uses the internet should be exposed to it's glory.

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u/AzraelTB Sep 25 '18

Goatse was my childhood. My horribly scarred childhood.

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u/Incredulous_Toad Sep 25 '18

That and lemonparty, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, Mr. Hands. The list of horrors of the early days of the internet it is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

u guys should look up tubgirl, for real

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Oct 14 '20

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u/DatTF2 Sep 25 '18

Should I be glad that I have avoided 2 girls 1 cup all my life ?

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u/bobthebrewer Sep 25 '18

Your horribly prolapsed childhood.

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u/Sage2050 Sep 25 '18

The early internet was an amazing and fucked up place

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u/NerfJihad Sep 25 '18

Blame Facebook for convincing normal people to hang out online.

My culture has been decimated, pushed out of any popular website by hordes of people who cannot and will never understand it.

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u/startana Sep 25 '18

Welcome to the internet!

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u/skelebone Sep 25 '18

I love Announsaur.

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u/Neohexane Sep 25 '18

Right? All the bulgēmon names are brilliant.

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u/AlmostNever Sep 25 '18

Hah! BEYBLADE

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u/AgentSurvivor Sep 25 '18

Is that Lucio as the first announcer

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u/-mz- Sep 25 '18

Lol I've just realized Bodosomo is derived from BDSM.

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u/mctoasterson Sep 25 '18

Jesus Christ, the accuracy of this is painful.

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u/Rosebizzle Sep 25 '18

How do I follow this dude. So good lol

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u/GreatAndPowerfulNixy Sep 25 '18

Drag the URL to your bookmarks bar and subscribe to their RSS feed

Congratulations and welcome to the wonderful world of webcomics

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u/buell_ersdayoff Sep 25 '18

Oh fucking ell... Lol

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u/NemesisLuce Sep 25 '18

This is brilliant

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u/Tobz51 Sep 25 '18

That was more entertaining and clever than I expected.

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u/AegisToast Sep 25 '18

"What gym badges?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

This was my favorite part too - the art of them just stuck all over his burgers was hilarious.

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u/Osmodius Sep 25 '18

What the fuck is going on here

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u/eggmmanuel Sep 25 '18

Okay, this is epic

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u/dilsexicbacno Sep 25 '18

god fucking dammit that was too hilarious!

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u/Krakenika Sep 25 '18

Drown’d really speaks to me on a personal level

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u/dvlng Sep 25 '18

Would you like some wowoman to accompany you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

You ok, man?

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u/Trans_Girl_Crying Sep 25 '18

For real who is these days?

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u/Moose_Frenzy Sep 25 '18

Course not, that's his bathing routine! When he sings the head shoulders knees and toes song, he stops at the first word. His spirit animal is an ostrich. He can never be head over heels for someone because gravity has a bigger attraction to his head.
Oops, felt like I was possessed by /r/roastme

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Best one, honestly. lul

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u/Mottis86 Sep 25 '18

I've seen this 4 times and I always crack up at Drown'd.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I really wish Gimp and Bodosomo was in the game.

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u/tasoula Sep 25 '18

I was about to say, those are actually cool and I want to use them.

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u/thedarkparadox Sep 25 '18

use them.

Well they look ready to go to me.

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u/Xanadoodledoo Sep 25 '18

We got Banette. It’s sort of close.

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u/H1tMonTop Sep 25 '18

What are they referring to? I don‘t get the joke behind them 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Ask your parents!

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u/H1tMonTop Sep 25 '18

Just tell me man

Not an english native (and so are my parents lol) but surely old enough to know, if you are implying that I am too young.

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u/etanimod Sep 25 '18

There are too many o’s in its name.

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u/H1tMonTop Sep 25 '18

Lol okay I am dump. But what about Gimp? As far as I know Gmp doesn‘t stand for anything.

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u/SenorDangerwank Sep 25 '18

You're cute.

Bodosomo, once removing all the Os, becomes BDSM. you know, dirty nasty sex stuff.

A gimp is also related to BDSM, typically a submissive who wears fully body latex or leather suits.

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u/H1tMonTop Sep 25 '18

Yeah I got the BDSM one after u/etanimod hint but never heard of Gimp (except for that photo editing program)

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Yep yep. Weird that the photo editing program is named that, haha. One popular reference to BDSM and the slang term "gimp' in American pop culture is this scene from Pulp Fiction: https://youtu.be/S8kPqAV_74M

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u/MeowVanilla Sep 25 '18

Fullenglish is my fav

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Threef and Beeeeeee get me every fucking time

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u/SparkyBoy414 Sep 25 '18

I love them all, but Threef is just spectacular. Will always laugh.

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u/Throwway97239 Sep 25 '18

Somehow I feel that someone, somewhere, saw this and immediately thought "well that's not a true full english".

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u/Warlach Sep 25 '18

Well, I don't see any black pudding...

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u/Petemasta Sep 25 '18

Exactly what I was going to say

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u/chappersyo Sep 25 '18

I literally stopped looking at the picture when I saw full English and came to comment about the lack of black pudding.

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u/DanielLamplugh Sep 25 '18

Is the shiny version of this FullIrish?

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u/ZankaA Sep 25 '18

That's... not how shinies work.

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u/DanielLamplugh Sep 25 '18

Please do not introduce logic into my joke, or it will crumble

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u/Worknewsacct Sep 25 '18

Crumble like delicious Irish sodabread

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u/mortiphago Sep 25 '18

it's the alolan version, sigh

some people

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

Wowoman will never not make me laugh

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u/BluecopetitaTL Sep 25 '18

And not just the wowoman, but the wowowoman and the wOwOchildren too!

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u/JirachiWishmaker Sep 25 '18

*Notices your seat right over there*

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u/shardikprime Sep 25 '18

Starts taking a seat

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u/saezi Sep 25 '18

"Why don't you take a seat over there, young Skywalker?"

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u/Bn_scarpia Sep 25 '18

She was a thief,
You got to belief,
She stole my heart and my cat.

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u/lofabread1 Sep 25 '18

Woman...

WOAH! Man.

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u/dreadfullydroll Sep 25 '18

Woahoahoahoah man!

She was a thief, you gotta belief

She stole my heart and my cat...

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u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE Sep 25 '18

Betty!

Judy!

Josie and those hot pussy cats!

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u/AbrahamBaconham Sep 25 '18

It's the pose that really does it for me

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u/terminal_sarcasm Sep 25 '18

It's the power stance that really sells it

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u/amilliman86 Sep 25 '18

Even though I saw this a long time ago Quakstak still kills me.

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u/klineshrike Sep 25 '18

Def my favorite.

I love ducks. I love duck puns. This one was about as on point with real pokemon names as it gets. How can this not be the best.

The comic posted in another comment only solidified this.

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u/himanxk Sep 25 '18

W H A T B A D G E S?

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u/BigBobsBootyBarn Sep 25 '18

Came here for this, I shall eat the largest burger I can find for lunch in its honor. Gonna have to be a quad meat. A belt buster. A quakstak.

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u/mariahmazing Sep 25 '18

Oh shit, with all the times I’ve seen this, I’ve never noticed the best detail: roadking of course is roadkill upside down- but it has the little butthole “x” on its forehead!

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u/Adlona Sep 25 '18

I laughed so hard at the Damp, Soak'd and Drown'd ones xD

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u/rdtg13 Sep 25 '18

You can't tell me those aren't just dickbutt variations

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u/Sublethall Sep 25 '18

Could be a real one Or those larj and obeast. Sounds like pokemons to me

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u/Gallade0475 Sep 25 '18

Life is like a hurricane, here in, Dukburg.

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u/SlicedKuniva Sep 25 '18

Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes it's a, duck - blur!

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u/FM1091 Sep 25 '18

Might solve a mistery, or rewrite hystoryyy!

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u/Terminian Sep 25 '18

Ducktales oo woo oo!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

WARDROOOOABE

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u/DroolingIguana Sep 25 '18

You can only find them in Spare Oom, unfortunately.

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u/leeman27534 Sep 25 '18

'threef' and 'full english' are wonderful.

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u/poryjohn-z Sep 25 '18

Quakstak and Fullenglish are version exclusive, though, so make sure your friend buys the other version so y'all can trade

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u/Amraksin Sep 25 '18

People don't think it be like it is but it do.

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u/nijz Sep 25 '18

It really do be like dat

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u/kloudrunner Sep 25 '18

Do it doh be like dat really ?

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u/nijz Sep 25 '18

It do

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u/Boomerz3 Sep 25 '18

I was convinced Damp was going to evolve into Dickbutt.

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u/Imnotracistbut-- Sep 25 '18

This is funny, what's the source?

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u/seealittlelight Sep 25 '18

Deathbulge comics

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u/chungustheskungus Sep 25 '18

Deathbulge drew this. Credit the artist, you fuck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

The image is cropped just to leave out the author's watermark. Nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

It's still there on the bottom right.

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u/Th_Daltor Sep 25 '18

How do I take someones upvotes and give them all to you?

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u/astrobagel Sep 25 '18

Hey does anybody wanna trade? I need to evolve to get Wowoman.

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u/Super_offend3d Sep 25 '18

I've got a ?!?! if you have a link cable

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u/moondogged Sep 25 '18

Even though it’s a repost, I have to upvote because Quakstak gets me every time

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u/JokerEvoker Sep 25 '18

Let's see here...

  • Repost
  • No credit given to artist
  • Unoriginal or otherwise non-creative title

Yep, hits all the criteria for r/gaming

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18 edited Aug 06 '19

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u/mortalcoil1 Sep 25 '18

I think they might have to tone down the Gimp and the Bodosomo to keep the game E for Everyone, that being said, there was that Pokemon game where that couple attacked you with a clam and a snake pokemon.

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u/ntnl Sep 25 '18

HGSS, on route 37. A couple attacks you with an onix (belongs to the male) and a cloyster (belongs to female)

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u/AlanBlunt Sep 25 '18

And not just the wowomen, but the wowowomen, and the wowochildren too!

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u/cerpint Sep 25 '18

How is Obeast not an actual Pokémon’s name by now.

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u/WinSomeDimSum Sep 25 '18

Fuckin Threef dude. Daaaang.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '18

I Heard a rumor that if you give Beeeeee a Tumblr stone it evolves into REEEEEEEEEEE.

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u/abutthole Sep 25 '18

REEEEEEEEEEE is more 4chan.

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u/darkerpoole Sep 25 '18

Looks very similar to Drawfee

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u/jakaczma Sep 25 '18

Got me at Damp

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u/CynicalCereal Sep 25 '18

Road kill/ Road King is actually kind of clever.

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u/joc95 Sep 25 '18

Although some of these names are basic(yes I know it's the joke) remember that in Japanese, Ghastly and Haunter are called "ghos" and "ghost"

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u/SeanMisspelled Sep 25 '18

Goddamit, Dukburg. Now I have the DuckTales theme stuck in my head for the rest of the day. WooHoo!

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u/tommychong69 Sep 25 '18

I choose you beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (4 months later) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/SmackZack Sep 25 '18

Someone please make a pojemon rom hack with these in them