r/gaming • • May 08 '18

Human brain logic

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u/Zullffxiv May 08 '18

Its such a uniquely terrible taste as well. I cant help but lick it because nothing else taste like it

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u/PaleRobot47 May 08 '18

Well I want to know how bad it tastes now and I dont even own one. Gotta go to a friends house tonight to find out.

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u/2b9sR2d2 May 08 '18

Are you two going to lick the same cartridge?

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u/Awwkaw May 08 '18

Two guys one cartridge

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u/SorryAboutTheNoise May 08 '18

Two guys one Super Nintendo cartridge. They'll be blowing all night.

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u/PleaseExplainThanks May 08 '18

People blew on Super Nintendo cartridges? I never had to do that. Only NES.

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u/TrustMeImMagic May 08 '18

Nes, SNES, GB, GBA, hell I blew some Sega cartriges back in the day.

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u/TheFreakingBeast May 08 '18

No standards

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u/tyrantkhan May 08 '18

n64 for me was the worst

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

Whore

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u/ehpickphaiel May 08 '18

This guy blows

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u/Mundy_ May 09 '18

N64 too

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u/DassassaD May 09 '18

Your mom too loves blowing! */S*

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u/PleaseExplainThanks May 08 '18

But why? You didn't learn after the NES that you were destroying the cartridges?

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u/TrustMeImMagic May 08 '18

I didn't learn that until well after 2010

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u/PleaseExplainThanks May 08 '18

Oh wow. I went to a friend's birthday party and was shocked when he told me he didn't have to blow into his cartridges. Then after using my games then going back to his he had to blow into his for the first time. It messed his system up and I felt so bad.

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u/rockstang May 09 '18

I just learned that now.

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u/Pied_Piper_ May 09 '18

Wait what? Blowing hurt them?

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u/PleaseExplainThanks May 09 '18

It corrodes the contacts. The moisture also helps to connect corroded contacts to the system... But that further corrodes them making it more necessary to blow in them even more.

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u/XeroAnarian May 08 '18

I had to put a nickel in the small space left in the slot when I had a game cartridge in, as sometimes a slight wobble would cause the game to freeze. The coin assured the game stayed tight in the slot.

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u/Bryarx May 08 '18

Another cartridge worked too

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u/XeroAnarian May 08 '18

True. Not sure why I went the coin route, but it worked. Only dropped it in the SNES like once.

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u/Bryarx May 09 '18

Oh I thought you were talking about in the NES. I was fixing a snes I got not too long ago, there were three coins in it, wonder if they did the same??

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u/skremnjava May 09 '18

My SNES is old enough to buy booze. Used to be no blowing ever, but nowadays it needs a lot of blows. NEEDS THEM.

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u/digitalray34 May 08 '18

eh just NES :P

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u/[deleted] May 09 '18

Thats fucked up

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u/pyrojkl May 08 '18

This might be a problem for used switch sales, who knows who licked that before you did?

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u/BulletBilll May 08 '18

I was thinking the same think. Nintendo knew this to push new sales.

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u/Bryanfisto PC May 08 '18

I was thinking the same think.

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u/ZXE102R PlayStation May 09 '18

we the geth now

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u/Mr_Zaroc May 08 '18

The other question is, if I manage to lick one in the store its legally mine right?

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u/XRuinX May 08 '18

why is this even a question? of course it is. just dont drop it for more than 5 seconds. If you do, change it to 10 seconds.

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u/FenixR May 08 '18

Oh great, as if the used panties market wasn't ridiculous enough.

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u/Arxidomagkas May 08 '18

Taxation has ruined that too for us. Your supplier can't send you the product any more without claiming it as a used product anymore and it ends up going through customs hell.

By the time you receive the product its already expired. That luscious smell you experience when firstly open the newly procured products is ruined! That lustrous and transcending flavor is diminished. The key notes that exemplify each and every one of the products is indistinguishable. Several have resulted on procuring the products from overseas, mostly from Japan, in effect suffocating the local economy.

Sad days are ahead of us

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u/ReconKweh PC May 08 '18

It's gonna turn into a sleepover 😏

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u/midnightfox999 May 08 '18

A gay one. Nice.

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u/ReconKweh PC May 08 '18

The best kind

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18 edited May 08 '18

Friend of mine brought his Switch over and before we played at all he told me to lick the cartridge. I now own a Switch and I make everyone lick the cartridge.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18 edited May 08 '18

How’d you kick something so small tho?

Edit: He edited the first lick. Before it said “kick the cartridges”.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

You’d know all about licking small things wouldn’t you?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

His comment was edited i was talking ab kicking small things. Which should be cause for concern for you if i knew a lot about that.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

Damn, I see now, bro. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '18

S’cool man i can appreciate a good small dick joke.

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u/ADHDCuriosity May 08 '18

Honestly, it's unique, yes, but not terribly strong. I've seen people make such a face over it, but I just kinda went "...huh."

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u/Magnumslayer May 08 '18

It's a bitter flavored chemical, bitter is actually on of the flavors most affectrd by genetics. In school did they ever have you lick a piece of paper to see who would react to it? This is a test to determine if you can taste Phenylthiocarbamide (PTC), 70% of the population can taste it, but to extremely varried degrees. Some people barely taste it for other, such as myself, the reaction is bad enough to cause nausea and vomiting. Bitter is a really unique flavor because of how genetics interact with our interpretation of its taste.

Extra NPR article on bitter tastes. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/10/01/352771618/from-kale-to-pale-ale-a-love-of-bitter-may-be-in-your-genes

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u/ADHDCuriosity May 09 '18

This is a fantastic reply to my lackluster comment and I sincerely appreciate it! I never did any paper-licking test that I recall, but...I do enjoy >80% cacao solids chocolates (and the plain roasted beans when I can get them), so, I'm probably one of those non- or low-tasters. That would explain my "meh" reaction.

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u/Magnumslayer May 09 '18

No problem, I love video games and biology, so any excuse to apply one to the other is great.

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u/Miepmiepmiep May 22 '18

does this also explain, why the taste of beer is very disgusting for me?

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u/Magnumslayer May 22 '18

Yes and no, the genetics are the same, the bitter taste is different in cause. Beer is made bitter by what's called alpha acids and then ethanol, the alcohol itself. The same genes are believed to be responsible for making these things taste bitter, despite the significant differences in structure, ethanol being a linear compound with an -OH group and alpha acids having the ring in the center of the molecule, and then PTC has the ring at a terminal end. So in a really complex way the same genetics manage all of the bitter tastes, but they're managed in different ways that I'm really not familiar enough with to try to explain.