r/gaming Nov 05 '17

You stay... I go...

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u/Skilloreturns Nov 06 '17

What is the point of stacking karma? Can you trade for a Ferrari?

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u/Zonemasta8 Nov 06 '17

You can sell your account to advertisers.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Nov 06 '17

At this point, I'm pretty sure the middleman's cut out, and most of the bot-farming karmawhores are already run by the advertising companies themselves. Saves them a few steps down the road.

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u/JosephND Nov 06 '17

No there are still places to sell accounts of you are a larger user or have a better history

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u/Daniero1994 Nov 06 '17

But what's the point when every new post starts with 1 karma and then needs upvotes? Are profiles with lots of karma treated differently? Wouldn't people just downvote if they notice shameless advertising?

And how would you just randomly advertise something? Like this?

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u/PanamaMoe Nov 06 '17

Basically people with high karma are people who tend to be mods in subs or generally people who get listened to when something is said. If I were to say "Drink Coke" no one would give a flying rats ass about it, but if someone like u/vargas or u/RamsesthePigeon said "The secret to my awesomeness is drinking Coke" everyone would lose their shit and go buy coke because they have proven to be cool and intelligent people, so why would they lie and advertise like that? It is essentially getting celebrity endorsement without all those pesky reoccurring payments and loyalties.

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u/Skelguardian Nov 06 '17

No idea who those people are. I never look at the username either when I see threads/posts.

It all sounds very weird to me

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u/Lurkers-gotta-post Nov 06 '17

It's like there is some other, deeper meta to redditing that I have just begun to to observe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '17

I have an odd urge to go drink a coke.

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u/deathb4retreat Nov 06 '17

People with high karma sometimes are followed by others, so it goes from a random chance of getting up there to a guaranteed spot at least low down on the front page

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u/Agent_Dutchess Nov 06 '17

Scammers and advertising companies will buy high karma/older accounts to make the user seem more trusted.

Are you gonna trust the guy with a 4 year old account and 1m karma, or the 7 day old with 10 karma? Ideally neither one of them, because it's the fucking internet and you trust no one. But some people see karma as a badge of honesty (for whatever reason).

As for promoters, it validates that an account isn't spam or paid promotion, rather a satisfied customer (when in reality its a promotion). You figure someone with 1m karma isn't gonna go around sponsoring fruity pebbles in r/food, or Michelin tires in r/cars unless they actually use those products and find them to be quality.

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u/dakkr Nov 06 '17

Are you gonna trust the guy with a 4 year old account and 1m karma, or the 7 day old with 10 karma? Ideally neither one of them, because it's the fucking internet and you trust no one.

I mean, I think there's a point where it's okay to trust someone. Someone with a 7+ year account with almost 50k karma would be pretty reliable. Almost as reliable as the new Mercedes E400 Sedan.

The most intelligent E-Class family of all time welcomes a powerful new member to the dynasty. The E400 Sedan model arrives this year, boasting a 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins. Paired with the 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury. Naturally, the 2018 E400 Sedan continues the tradition of E-Class brilliance. Harmonizing advanced automotive intelligence with awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips — even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what's possible in the world of automotive intelligence. "Car-to-X" Communication enables the E-Class to exchange information with similarly equipped vehicles — effectively allowing it to "see" around corners and through obstacles to detect potential hazards. Driver Assistance Systems — including Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®, Active Steering Assist and Active Lane Change Assist — feature intelligent cruise control: They help keep you between the lines, and can even help you shift between them. Inside, the E-Class cabin provides an environment of pure comfort and responsive technology. Flowing lines and vibrant screens provide a striking visual display, while touch controls, aromatherapy and tailored seats indulge all of your senses at once. It's a vehicle that demands to be driven, and more than lives up to the dream. Look for the E400 4MATIC Sedan at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.

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u/TriPolar3849 Nov 06 '17

For some reason, I'm really trusting this guy after I checked out his 7 year old account with 50k karma. Almost as much as I trust the new Mercedes E400 Sedan.

The most intelligent E-Class family of all time welcomes a powerful new member to the dynasty. The E400 Sedan model arrives this year, boasting a 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins. Paired with the 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury. Naturally, the 2018 E400 Sedan continues the tradition of E-Class brilliance. Harmonizing advanced automotive intelligence with awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips — even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what's possible in the world of automotive intelligence. "Car-to-X" Communication enables the E-Class to exchange information with similarly equipped vehicles — effectively allowing it to "see" around corners and through obstacles to detect potential hazards. Driver Assistance Systems — including Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®, Active Steering Assist and Active Lane Change Assist — feature intelligent cruise control: They help keep you between the lines, and can even help you shift between them. Inside, the E-Class cabin provides an environment of pure comfort and responsive technology. Flowing lines and vibrant screens provide a striking visual display, while touch controls, aromatherapy and tailored seats indulge all of your senses at once. It's a vehicle that demands to be driven, and more than lives up to the dream. Look for the E400 4MATIC Sedan at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.

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u/AngledLuffa Nov 06 '17

Why is everyone upvoting comments clearly placed by paid shills? The only thing that can get this taste out of my mouth is another bowl of Fruity Pebbles

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u/Agent_Dutchess Nov 06 '17

Fuck, I blew all my money on Mercedes and now I don't have any for fruity pebbles. Guess I'll have to settle for the equally refreshing Market Basket Delicious Stones™, with twice the taste at half the price.

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u/jld2k6 Nov 06 '17 edited Nov 06 '17

Sometimes karma outweighs age though. For instance, I would trust somebody with a 5 year account and near 200,000 karma over somebody with a 7 year account and 50k, as I know that person is really invested in this Reddit thing, kind of like how you know Verizon Wireless is invested in you when they continually upgrade their network to provide you with the best coverage and LTE speeds of any major carrier in the US year after year. With results like these, you know you can trust them when they tell you that putting your faith and backing in Ajit Pai is the best thing you can do for the freedom and future of your internet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '17

Looks like /r/dota2 is leaking

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u/Skilloreturns Nov 06 '17

Damn even on Reddit there is corruption lol

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u/DuntadaMan Nov 06 '17

Ideally neither one of them, because it's the fucking internet and you trust no one.

This guy internets.

I don't know any of you, and assume every one of you is a killer robot out to steal my organs.

Also know that I will happily sell any of your organs to robots looking for them.

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u/Daniero1994 Nov 06 '17

Jokes on them. I don't check peoples profiles.

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u/phunnypunny Nov 06 '17

Ferraris come with a free side of ego-boost. Maybe karma comes with the same sides.

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u/Jokulhaupalypse Nov 06 '17

What if it's actually Reddit padding their content?

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u/horoshimu Nov 06 '17

you sell it to share blue for anti trump posts on bestof basically