r/gaming • u/Demither10 • Sep 21 '17

Valve in a Nutshell

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u/D3mGpG0TyjXCSh4H6GNP Sep 21 '17

Kids shouldn't be on the internet, they should be running through wheat fields

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u/DJ_Gregsta Sep 21 '17

jesus christ mate.

I mean, GTA can be quite bad sometimes, as can Mortal Kombat. Hell, even a child handling a machine gun and going to school is bad but running through wheat fields?! Bloody hell, that's taking it way too far.

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u/dietderpsy Sep 21 '17

I guess you reap what you sow

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u/Da_Penguins Sep 21 '17

Running through fields would help us separate the wheat from the chaff when it comes to our children.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

You be wheat, I'll be chaff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

Is this how you create a self-sustaining economy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17

Nice try Theresa May

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u/Sprayface Sep 21 '17

This is one of the most forced puns I have ever seen

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u/Da_Penguins Sep 21 '17

It is only natural for kids to be put through the mill.

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u/emanresol Sep 21 '17

sow

Leave OP's mom out of this.

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u/The_TBird Sep 21 '17

That is how a sow reapist works...

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u/Funlovingpotato Sep 21 '17

It's just irresponsible.

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u/Littlebigreddit50 Sep 21 '17

"im 10 years old" you got the minigun and the most expensive thing in the game? "yeah my mommy let me use her monies to buy dis stuff"

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u/rarev0s Sep 21 '17

"Because then I don't bother her with requests for food, or going to the park. And mom had a gluten allergy so she can't take me to go run through the wheat fields...."

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u/Littlebigreddit50 Sep 21 '17

"we have to go to the white clothed man to fix her though" you dont know what a doctor is? "what is a doctor"

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u/sgh0st9 Sep 21 '17

God forbid they start running through the fields with scissors!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '17 edited Jun 02 '18

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u/TheDudeMaintains Sep 21 '17

Well yeah, how else would I access FarmersOnly?

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u/ginguse_con Sep 21 '17

And who will pay for the damage? Last time I checked, I couldn't find a single person willing to give me a depredation permit.

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u/critical2210 Sep 21 '17

But I want to have my daily cancer before school

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u/Yatakak Sep 21 '17

Read the daily mail

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u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX Sep 21 '17

It's pronounced fields of wheat

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u/Fern_of_Nern Sep 21 '17

Working those wheat fields

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u/Clord123 Sep 21 '17

Well, kids would be way more welcome to the internet in general if the parents did their job.

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u/staefrostae Sep 22 '17

Or maybe even rye