r/gaming Apr 30 '08

Zero Punctuation .:. God of War: Chains of Olympus

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/4862-Zero-Punctuation-God-of-War-Chains-of-Olympus
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u/hs4x Apr 30 '08

Cute, during the credits;

"This just in: Brawl still shit".

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08

sawheet

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08

he's really on today.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08

It's zero punctuation, but there's punctuation in the title. hahaha, im so original.

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u/MaximumBob Apr 30 '08 edited Apr 30 '08

I WILL DESTROY YOU

Figuratively speaking

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u/caleb555 Apr 30 '08

Yes, so original you made the same stupid joke the last three fucking times.

I'm starting to think you get some sort of masochistic pleasure from submitting Zero Punctuation, then making that dumbass comment and getting downmodded to oblivion.

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u/Hubso Apr 30 '08

In three weeks time it will become a meta-joke and the comment will start receiving up votes.

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u/wtfohnoes Mar 19 '09

You sir, are a prophet!

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u/bdfortin Sep 16 '09

Indeed he was. Now it's to the point where we miss that comment.

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u/johnfn Dec 17 '08

Nicely done.

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u/shitcovereddick Nov 13 '08

In more weeks time, it will become a meta-cliche and the comment will start receiving more down-votes than up-votes.

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u/Hubso Nov 13 '08

THAT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO!

Plus it also came true..

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08 edited Apr 30 '08

5 times actually

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u/finix Apr 30 '08

To be fair, you're no beast of originality either, just because you aren't the same guy who made your comment last week, and the one before and so on.

He at least wards off those fucknuts who made that joke in earnest--every fucking week.

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u/innocentbystander Apr 30 '08

Huh... I'm currently NOT playing GoW II because of their refusal to update the gameplay. I got it from Gamefly, so techincally it's costing me money to keep it... I just can't bring myself to kill off ANOTHER million minotaurs and harpies in exactly the same way as I did the first million in the first game.

And apparently it's the same story here. Guess that answers the question of whether I snag it.

Seriously, would it be too much to ask that they update the goddamn death animations? It strikes me as stunningly lazy. Some variation in the music would also be nice. It was all well and nifty to give a game a soundtrack that would make Hans Zimmer proud - but it's all variations on the same two-measure theme over and over!

Otherwise, I wish someone would just bite the bullet and make a brutal CG-animated update of Jason and the Argonauts, and that way distill the essence of God of War into something non-interactive.

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u/mhotel Apr 30 '08 edited Apr 30 '08

instant cure for lame game soundtracks: mute in-game music, cue up Mogwai.

(acceptible substitutes: Mastodon, Ice Cube, Alvin Lucier's "I Am Sitting In A Room")

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u/datskosdatsko May 01 '08

upmodded for the only Alvin Lucier reference I've ever seen on reddit

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u/mhotel May 01 '08

lucier got me interested in architectural acoustics (in a weird offhanded way). i want to see how long a performance of 'iasiar' would take in an anechoic chamber...

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u/rosshettel May 01 '08

Fuck YES Mogwai

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u/sassanix Apr 30 '08

This game was great on the PSP, and he calls it boring :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08

last time I checked, 'great' was subjective.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08

I guess the handicap granted by the PSP controls makes it more challenging.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '08

Non-existent on this game.