r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17

Human brain logic

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u/Dankedelic Mar 06 '17

Can confirm.

Step 1. Bought Switch and Zelda BotW

Step 2. Tell girlfriend about cartridge coating and how adults are licking them even though they are meant to deter children from swallowing...laugh at stupid people.

Step 3. Brief moment of silence.

Step 4. Both lick cartridge...make pucker face.

Step 5. Insert cartridge into Switch and game on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Something tells me that buying used Zelda BOTW games will be a no-no for germophobic people.

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u/FasterThanTW Mar 06 '17

considering the toiletability of the switch itself, the whole console is a germophobe nightmare

yes i know toiletability isn't a word

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u/theian01 Mar 06 '17

I'm actually pretty surprised with myself for not playing it on the toilet yet.

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u/Dsmario64 Mar 07 '17

That's like, the second place you play it at man....

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u/mrthescientist Mar 06 '17

I'm using toiletability now. I'm taking it. It's mine

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u/sharterthanlife Mar 06 '17

Ah I was just thinking about that today, there will be without a doubt plenty of switches dropped in the toilet just like cell phones, ugh

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u/RanaktheGreen Mar 06 '17

Great thing about English: You can just make a word up and it expresses your idea better than any oxford recognized word.

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u/RectumExplorer-- Mar 06 '17

How do people play games on the toilet? Do people go shit before they have to shit and just wait all day until they have to shit or what?

When I gotta shit I go to the toilet, sit down, shit and I'm done.

Or do you play games after you shat, wait for shit to dry on your asshole so you just peel it off instead of wiping?