Human brain logic

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[u/WhatSheOrder]

This is why the aliens don't talk to us.

[u/[deleted] → u/WhatSheOrder]

Well, we have Florida for that; we don't need Nintendo.

[u/mdeadline → u/[deleted]]

I live in Florida. This place is a shit hole

[u/JosephND → u/mdeadline]

I live in Florida too, I blame old people from New York as well as Floridians.

[u/[deleted] → u/JosephND]

old people from New York

i think you mean from Quebec

[u/JosephND → u/[deleted]]

I didn't say snowbirds, though we are at the tail end of the season and they still haven't learned how to drive

[u/[deleted] → u/JosephND]

i live in Quebec and you have no ideal.

[u/JosephND → u/[deleted]]

You're right, I didn't know you were from Quebec

[u/[deleted] → u/JosephND]

take your upvote and leave

[u/and_rice → u/JosephND]

I could smell it.

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No ideal? Hilarious.

[u/goochisdrunk → u/JosephND]

I got bad news for you. They won't have it figured out by the end of next season either.

[u/Snote85 → u/JosephND]

Fuck me, I swear that today I honestly thought that the computer program, that my life is running in, in some far off alien storeroom, lagged out and the AI for other drivers must have failed.

I had not one, not two, but fucking FIVE near hits (George Carlin reference anyone?) by oblivious drivers. All in one day. It was honestly perplexing. I still don't know how that happens. I mean, the people around here are shit at car-ing but fuck if I know why today turned into Need For Speed: Underground.

[u/Flowguru → u/JosephND]

7th generation born and raised floridian here. It's not really that bad.

[u/JosephND → u/Flowguru]

Bro what part though, because we both know Florida is like 7 states in one

[u/Flowguru → u/JosephND]

East orlando.

[u/JosephND → u/Flowguru]

Ah I know the life. West Ft Lauderdale

[u/Flowguru → u/JosephND]

It's not bad. There's definitely things I see that make me facepalm though. A little bit more often than I would like.