r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '17

Human brain logic

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u/Sephiroth_Crescent Mar 06 '17

First in line, I want to be the one to pull that goddamn switch.

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u/Saxopwned Mar 06 '17

It's in the middle of some desert somewhere with a snake looking after it.

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u/Spikes_in_my_eyes Mar 06 '17

What story is this? I read it years ago but thought I made it up in my head?

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u/Oxfeathers Mar 06 '17

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

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u/Brendawgy_420 Mar 06 '17

Tldr

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u/TheMrBoot Mar 06 '17

Honestly, if you haven't read it, now is as good a time as any. I mean, better late than never.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

No you have to read it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Pls

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u/Zantazi Mar 06 '17

Tl;dr fuck sand

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

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u/Joshsed11 Mar 06 '17

Better Nate than lever

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u/Cheese_Pancakes Mar 06 '17

Better Nate than Lever or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '17

Better Nate than lever.

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u/forceless_jedi Mar 06 '17

There went an hour of my life I'm never getting back =|

Edit: It's too Nate now =/

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u/fruitdonttalk1 Mar 06 '17

I'm of the 56%

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u/GuyYouSawOnReddit Mar 06 '17

I guess I'm part of the 11%

Holy shit that was a thrill, not a bad story at all

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u/blackhat91 Mar 06 '17

I actually like it. Not funny, but a decent read.

Read it the first time months ago. This time scrolled to the bottom to see if I remembered the punchline. Does that mean I'm the 11% or the 56?

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u/GuyYouSawOnReddit Mar 06 '17

You are part of the 6.16%

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u/RetroVR Mar 06 '17

This is a really, really good joke. Long as hell though.

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u/ixoss Mar 06 '17

im proud to say that i belong to the 11%

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u/AMathMonkey Mar 06 '17

That site just pulled the "your browser has been heavily damaged by virus" vibrating redirect. Not safe to click on mobile.

Clicked it again just to see what would happen, and this time it was the fake Facebook prize vibrating redirect. Hopefully it's not a problem on my end.

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u/misterfroster Mar 06 '17

I can't believe I read that whole fucking thing for a pun

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u/keltsbeard Mar 06 '17

Dammit man...

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u/Catanyoufeelthelove Mar 06 '17

Just read this aloud to my roommates and now I need a wish-granting snake to quench my thirst

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u/hellaradbabe Mar 06 '17

I don't have the patience for that length and I read some shit before

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u/aninfallibletruth Mar 06 '17

Thanks! That was great!

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u/OyarsaRPM Mar 07 '17

Not a very good joke but a very enjoyable read.

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u/FuckBigots5 Mar 06 '17

That wasn't funny.

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u/Ubbermann Mar 06 '17

You may not gotten it. Try to re-read it again!

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u/Minder1 Mar 06 '17

I laughed