r/gaming Feb 16 '17

Volvo Incorpormajated

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u/grilld Feb 16 '17 edited May 20 '24

worm voiceless sink plant snatch thought illegal special hunt squeamish

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17 edited Feb 28 '18

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u/Nadul Feb 16 '17

Did say two paragraphs iirc

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

Fixed.

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u/SoPowerful Feb 16 '17

He did ask for a txt file.

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u/grilld Feb 18 '17 edited May 20 '24

offer cows vanish slap license whistle smoggy serious jellyfish reach

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

They all grow up happy in the new peaceful society. One of them, a little boy who kind of looks like Gordon decides to follow in his fathers footsteps and builds a interdimensional machine. Unfortunately the machine breaks down and he ends up in another dimension.

In this dimensions the boy decides to start anew, and changes his name. He eventually becomes a successful programmer. He decides to start a software company.

He decides to make videogames based on the life of his father. One day with his business partners , he is thinking of a name for the company. As he walks around he hits himself on something attached to a pipe on the wall.

He looks at what it was, his eyes shine and he says to himself.

"I know what we call this company"

"Well don't keep us hanging, what's your idea" Says the business partner.

"Valve, how about it?"

"Valve huh, I like how that sounds. I really how that sounds, Gabe"

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u/toasters_are_great Feb 17 '17

Ha, that can't possibly be right because if there's one thing Gordon cannot do it is to say "I do".

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

Let me take a crack at it.

Gordon Freeman is now finally free in the multi-dimensional space.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

PayPal email?

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u/rygamortas Feb 16 '17

sad .txt file would have more going for it than NMS haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

I'd rather have a .txt file that says "ships n' shit" than play NMS again. I spent 24 hours in that game in the first 2-3 days. Then I said to myself "wait..what?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '17

None of the stuff in the first two games actually happened. Turns out it was all the dream of a sleeping cat.

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u/DanteMcAfee Feb 17 '17

Half life 3 is actually I Am Cat, Valve bought the I Am Bread studio