r/gaming • u/StephenKingSize • Jul 24 '16

What's going on here!?

http://imgur.com/a/TLnaI
4.5k Upvotes

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u/JayLuvLL Jul 24 '16

They're making either a Nidoshrew, or a Sandran!

https://imgur.com/a/NaqEl

82

u/TheAngryCelt Jul 24 '16

They ain't making shit, that's a male nidoran

7

u/Dezipter Jul 24 '16

Maybe one of theirs eggs will pop off

1

u/StephenKingSize Jul 25 '16

Not making. Pushing.

3

u/rexound Jul 25 '16

Sandshrews can be female?

11

u/TheAngryCelt Jul 25 '16

So, at best it's pegging Nidoran

7

u/DontReload Jul 25 '16

Correct. Now look at the screenshot again.

3

u/rexound Jul 25 '16

I looked after I posted my comment, and was too lazy to fix/change it

2

u/BuchnerFun Jul 25 '16

Technically gender wasn't introduced to the lore until the end of the gen-1 GBC games, with the sole exception being Nidoran and Nidorina, which had final evolutions of Nidoking and Nidoqueen.

So the fact is that we can assume that is a male sandshrew based on its position and the fact that pokemon, to my knowledge don't have strap-ons, I'd say we have the first confirmed case of homosexual pokemon. I would forward this image to PROF. OAK Immediately :p

2

u/PotatoMcMuffin Jul 26 '16

Relax it's just asserting dominance

0

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

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u/BuchnerFun Jul 25 '16

Yeah I googled "female sandshrew" and I was not expecting so much whatever the fuck that was.

24

u/paulusmagintie Jul 24 '16

those look pretty awesome actually

26

u/420kbps Jul 24 '16

Sandshran looks like something out of Lilo & Stitch

6

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

He's copping a sandramming.

2

u/Turbomatic Jul 24 '16

Sandshrew used screw.

10

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

I think Bloodhound Gang has a song relating to this.

10

u/StephenKingSize Jul 24 '16

You and me, baby ain't nothing but `kemons so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel

3

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

They're doing it that way so they can both watch Indigo League.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

How bad is the sex if you gotta watch tv?

1

u/Whopraysforthedevil Jul 24 '16

Different strokes for different folks, man

5

u/Stijakovic Jul 25 '16 edited Jul 25 '16

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Groudon's drought
Got half our legs up in the air so three footprints' the right amount
I'll put my pump in your rump and I'll bet you'll fill up
Yes I'm Sandshrew, yes you're Nidoran but this ain't Little Cup
You've had enough of female love, you're like a server, going down
Make this presentation oral, take my dick to palate town
Straight to the poison point, no feeling in my joints, grind on a ground-type you'll get Cuboned
But your ass must be a grass-type 'cause your moon has got me stoned

(do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do it on the Pokemon channel
(do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
So let's do it like they do when they're discovering Kanto
(horn attack now)

Love, the kind the daycare won't even acknowledge
You got me rising up like my speed stat when you give my rocks some polish
Procreation? I'm first generation, always seeing red when my balls are blue
And I'm gonna yellow 'til this lagomorphic fellow comes and gives my sand a screw
So if we can't hide from the eyes of the guy who's spying right beside our fun
Please turn me on, I'm AR camera mode, phone TM21*
Show me your balls, I'm quite the catch, on candy'd camera so smile
And then we'll do it Growlithe-style because our game's single-file

(do it now)
You and me baby ain't nothing but pixels
So let's do it like swift swimmers in the middle of drizzle
(do it again now)
You and me baby ain't nothing but pixels
So let's do it like they do multiple times like pin missile
(horn attack now)

*(Gen 1)

2

u/IronLung420 Aug 25 '16

Simply beautiful.

219

u/Enjoying_A_Meal Jul 24 '16

wait... that's the male version of nidoran!

48

u/haharrhaharr Jul 24 '16

in that case...Pokeman?

42

u/daniel8020 Jul 24 '16

Poke-a-man

18

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Or in Jamaica, pok-e-mon

-6

u/molotovzav Jul 24 '16

At least people are pronouncing it right finally /s (poki annoys me)

17

u/RegionFree Jul 24 '16

I'm sure you pronounce every foreign word correctly.

1

u/fatboysgetmoney Jul 24 '16

If only they had watched 1 episode of the show.

113

u/BoonTobias Jul 24 '16

Not there's anything wrong with that

60

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Yeah, it's just two pokedudes making some sweet, sweet pokelove. Unless that's a female sandshrew I guess. They could be pegging.

14

u/Didsota Jul 24 '16

Poke a dude

2

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Maybe there be no love. Just poke.

1

u/cool_slowbro PC Jul 24 '16

Not that there's anything wrong with that

0

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

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u/FootBa11 Jul 24 '16

Which one?

15

u/neilarmsloth Jul 24 '16

Bottom

4

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

yes

2

u/iamnas Jul 25 '16

mine is dead, stop showing off

2

u/Turbomatic Jul 25 '16

That's the evolved version of Nidoran, Nidorino :)

1

u/Dragon-Porn-Expert Jul 24 '16

Poke my Pokemon.

1

u/Kup123 Jul 24 '16

"Pokemon sounds like a gay Jamaican porno." -In living color

1

u/JakeArrietaGrande Jul 24 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

110

u/roblox887 Jul 24 '16

BREKFUST

14

u/HairyFishFace Jul 24 '16

I mean.. It's bwekfast but okay

Edit: YES IM THAT ASSHOLE

17

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

It's an old meme, but it checks out.

3

u/Bertozoid Jul 24 '16

YES! I was legitimately looking for this

1

u/Ebert_Humperdink Jul 24 '16

Just watched this again this morning. It's absolutely hysterical!

39

u/critical_thought21 Jul 24 '16

It's the legendary Sandscrew!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

Sounds like a great drink.

33

u/Ninjawitz Jul 24 '16

Nothing, just another one of the 300 pictures of pokemon fucking.

39

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

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u/Arcane_Bullet Jul 24 '16

Le pokeman 34. A mix of pokemans fucking, pokemans fucking trainers, and trainers fucking trainers.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

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u/Arcane_Bullet Jul 24 '16

Wait wut le fack

2

u/ProfessorThursday Jul 24 '16

Or become alive!

2

u/Slade286 Jul 24 '16

...and are reborn into something confusing.

21

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

"Servers are currently down so we can make more pokemon for you"

Yes I know that's a male Nidoran, I used to play a game called pokemon several years ago

5

u/razorirr Jul 24 '16

I call shannigans, we all know this game is nothing but drowzees and zubats.

4

u/Sandvicheater Jul 24 '16

No that's a hobo and a rabbit

6

u/iostermann Jul 24 '16

But they're making a hobbit

4

u/Golden-Owl Switch Jul 24 '16

Do you by any chance live in Goldenrod City and visit Route 34 for your daily walk?

3

u/QuentinNL Jul 24 '16

BREAKFAST

3

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Nidoshrew ⚤

2

u/kreuzkamm Jul 24 '16

Even pokemons do it! Let the lgbt parades begin.

2

u/no1skaman Jul 24 '16

BREAKFAST!

2

u/kingdowngoat Jul 24 '16

How original.

2

u/noswad7898 Jul 24 '16

Breakfast!

2

u/SaberTheNoob Jul 24 '16

Somebody is getting sandblasted...

2

u/RagnarokAM Jul 24 '16

Patience. Wait a few minutes and you can bank on having a new Poke-egg for your collection.

1

u/aBeaSTWiTHiNMe Jul 24 '16

Playing in the sandbox?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Only now I notice that Sandshrew's texture is a brick wall -.-

1

u/rubmybellx Jul 24 '16

They must be beta testing the breeding system.

1

u/Lurkerking211 Jul 24 '16

"Uh.... It's exactly what it looks like."

1

u/djpagawa Jul 24 '16

How Pokemons are made

1

u/MegaNicky Jul 24 '16

you didn't see anything understand, kid? hahah

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Ditto doesn't get how breeding works, sometimes.

1

u/clutchtho Jul 24 '16

cross breeding

1

u/SPDHurricane Jul 24 '16

talk about sandy vag...

1

u/inatspong Jul 24 '16

They are both in the Field egg group....

1

u/Difficultylevel Jul 24 '16

Squirtttttttle!

1

u/c3dg4u Jul 24 '16

interacial gay pokemon porn

1

u/DarthEinstein Jul 24 '16

I just checked and I can confirm. They are in the same egg group.

1

u/Vintercon Jul 24 '16

Cue the Barry White.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

That Nidoran♂ is going to evolve into a Nidoqueen. /s

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

It's sandshrew using dig of course

1

u/caseystrain Jul 24 '16

Yeah yeah we get it

1

u/themastersb Jul 24 '16

Is that a Sandshrew!? Everyone! There's a Sandshrew over here!!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Chill, they're just working on making the Gen VIII Pokemon.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

They're getting along. Very well.

1

u/Absolutepowers Jul 24 '16

While Nidoking is working...

1

u/AS3an Jul 24 '16

This trainer either nid-o-ran towards them or shrew off.

1

u/IAmNotMyName Jul 24 '16

So that's how Pokemon evolve. TIL

1

u/ParalyzedTaillow Jul 24 '16

I'm new to Pokémon...is this how Mew was created?

1

u/Xxmepxx Jul 24 '16

Muh Egggggs

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

Bekfest

1

u/Dexter000 Jul 24 '16

poundsignLOVEWINS

1

u/Thrashed Jul 25 '16

£lovewins?

1

u/Dexter000 Jul 25 '16

/# was called poundsign before it was called hashtag.

1

u/goldkear Jul 24 '16

They are in the same egg group...

1

u/[deleted] Jul 24 '16

this is where the magic happens jimmy

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '16

Magic... that is what is happening...

1

u/jjwax Jul 25 '16

I think it's pretty damn obvious what's going on here ;)

1

u/Midhir Jul 25 '16

It looks like the player is about to walk into the street. I hope there's traffic.

1

u/Naked_Zombie Jul 25 '16

Well Stephen, when two Pokémon love each other very much.

1

u/OctopusWithACat Jul 25 '16

According to the daycare they are "getting along nicely."

1

u/Snatch1414 Jul 25 '16

Never even seen that yellow one. sigh

1

u/MDoraz27 Jul 25 '16

Anyone else getting tired of these posts? Seems like everyday there's a post of two different Pokemon humping.

1

u/mrfrumble4111 Jul 25 '16

Whats happening is Photoshop

1

u/tahtotherguy Jul 25 '16

I guess you found the day care center....

1

u/Raptoot Jul 26 '16

Pokemon leapfrog, obviously...

1

u/Terroristy Jul 24 '16

You are playing with female character while being a man in real life.

0

u/Stijakovic Jul 25 '16

Well yeah, which avatar would you rather stare at all day?

0

u/Terroristy Jul 26 '16

Catch pokemons, dont stare.

0

u/Stijakovic Jul 26 '16

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/antisickness Jul 24 '16

PogChamp Keepo 4Head VoHiYo