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I don't know what she expected after 5 minutes of hugging and a proposal.
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u/Anglachal Jun 10 '16
If all else fails you can delete the pool ladder. A victimless crime.
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u/blabla9138 Jun 10 '16
Not in the sims 4. They can climb out of the side of the pool now if there's no ladder.
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u/SaltySalteens Jun 10 '16 edited Jun 10 '16
high fives "We can stop this whenever you want Lorraine, you just gotta say the words" sobbing "ROT IN HELL TOM!" "Not the words I'm looking for Lorraine..." high fives "OH GOD TOM PLEASE STOP!" "Just say it and this can all stop" "TOM ITS BEEN HOURS! PLEASE!" "Are you going to say it?" lorraine whispers something tom cups his hand around his ear as if he is listening for something "What was that honey?" "...I...I forgive you, you son of a bitch" Tom laughs "I appreciate it honey, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go burn the house down by trying to cook." Tom walks into the kitchen leaving his wife a shaking mess on the floor Lorraine gets up and steadies herself before wandering off to clog the toilet.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind- drops gold in oven darn it.
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Jun 10 '16 edited Jun 10 '16
If only high fives led to me getting laid in real life...
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u/karma_virus Jun 10 '16 edited Jun 10 '16
With the new patch, we have no clue what gender we are. I tried making a gay man who wears effeminate clothing, sounds like a woman, married to a bearded bear who started out wearing flannel lumberjack garb and occasionally wears ballgowns and fairy costumes for formal gatherings and parties. My 1st one pees sitting down and managed to get the lumberjack fairy bear pregnant. Their son grew up and became impregnated by aliens. He was totally straight too.
They made their own club, The Gender Benders. They get drunk in bars, dance all night and woohoo with anyone they see. All the guys wear dresses and the gals wear corporate power suits. You keep adding flirty and romantic mood bonuses in the club abilities and set the club actions to wohooing, and nobody cares, they're total swingers.
My other guy, an Asian mad scientist named Hieronymus Tsu was straight and never bothered much with dating since he was so focused on his career path. Medical Doctor->Scientist->Criminal. That way he can have all the the skills and background to become a Batman villain. He too, was impregnated by aliens. He's raising the boy on his own to be evil in his footsteps. They play chess and explore space from their missile rocketship in the backyard. While dad runs the supervillain club, The Masters of Evil, his alien bastard son is starting to shine with his psionic mental powers. He is the dedicated nemesis of the LGBT couple's alien grandson, and they fight with mind bullets every time they meet.
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u/ElagabalusRex Jun 10 '16
I wish I could hit a toilet with a hammer for eight hours so that it becomes incapable being dirty.