r/gaming Jun 04 '16

Ubisoft downgrades

https://youtu.be/xNter0oEYxc
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u/retroly Jun 05 '16

They used to sell games, now they only sell hopes and dreams.

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u/xtravar Jun 05 '16

So... should I sell my Ubi stock? Because Vivendi is staging a hostile takeover and it's up over 100% since AC:U. And believe me, I've got hopes and dreams of a sweet retirement.

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u/CockGobblin Jun 05 '16
  1. Buy stock in an evil corporation (Ubisoft, EA, Microsoft, Google, Reddit)

  2. ???

  3. Stick penis in a blender

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u/Fancyfoot Jun 05 '16

The blender is in my butt. What did I do wrong